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Slowly becoming a dream-cast blog

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Probably reading into things because I am starved for Hazbin Content…

But does anyone find Vox’s face in these two post season 2 merch drops interesting? I think the expressions are somewhat not aligned with his usual image and I find it interesting that these are on the two big merch drops where he has his full body (the Valentines’ drop had him body-less)

Could mean absolute nothing, but maybe…

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After listening to her version of “Hot Patootie,” I’d like to officially start a petition for Lea DeLaria to have a turn at The Dentist (Orin Scrivello, D.D.S.) in the off-broadway production of Little Shop of Horrors!

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“Death Becomes Her” closing is really sucky and I feel bad for all the cast and crew. I hope they all find new jobs soon. It’s a great show and it truly accomplished a lot.

…Anyways, since Jennifer Simard is going to be free in a couple weeks…

… I’m just saying 👀

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Feeling very distraught tonight about the fact that we are probably never getting a second season of “Total Drama Presents: The Riconculous Race.” 😔

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Do we think we are getting an orchestral version of “Secret Love Song” by Little Mix for season 5, squad?

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My one hope is that if The Greatest Showman Musical transfers to Broadway, an Off-Broadway parody show also opens up that tells the story of Jeremy Jordan’s experience with the movie.

(Giving exactly the same vibe as all those parody shows of Hamilton during its peak popularity)

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“You were wrong.”

“Excuse me?”

“When you said no victory would ever be enough.”

“Hmm, how so?”

“Ruling hell with you… fuck, just being your partner, whatever that means to you… that would have been enough.”

“You can’t possibly think that’s true.”

“Well, I guess we’ll never know.”

Another edition of shit I would draw as a comic if I was talented like that.

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A concept I would draw as a comic if I was talented like that:

In a scenario where Vox ends up staying at the hotel and/or sells his soul to Alastor:

Vox is doing a therapy session or whatever and Alastor straight up burst into the room (whether he just opens the door intensely or straight up explodes the wall is up to you, lol)

There is some “Alastor, what the hell” conversation going on, to which Alastor responds basically with “uh uh, Vox and I have plans” and then I rolls an office chair into the room

What will then happen is basically Alastor’s petty recreation of Vox’s victory parade

I think instead of the frown gag, Alastor would put a blind fold on Vox that says something stupid like “baby slut” or “pillow princess” on it (reason for this would be that Vox’s power and media visual, as opposed to Alastor’s, which is auditory)

Alastor’s equivalent to Vox revealing he doesn’t have a tail on live TV would be making Vox come on his radio show, don’t know what he would reveal about Vox though

Obvi, Alastor takes Vox for a smoothie

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I don’t know if society is ready to have this conversation, but I think we all have to acknowledge that Natasha Hodgson would be a perfect Beetlejuice in Beetlejuice (musical)

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I’ve decided that in all my future research/lab endeavors, I will be using the term “head canon” instead of “hypothesis.” I hope you all can respect my decision.

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With season 3 of Helluva Boss recording, I would like everyone to sign my petition saying Jak Malone should be cast as a Goetia

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Jak Malone posting this the day after I posted about how he should be cast in Helluva Boss. Coincidence? I think not!

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With season 3 of Helluva Boss recording, I would like everyone to sign my petition saying Jak Malone should be cast as a Goetia

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Do we think that the episode where we find out what Rosie’s whole deal is will be called “Rosie’s Turn” ?

lol

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I got bored and I made a game out of my season 3 fan-cast

These are 5 characters that I have a feeling will be making an appearance in season 3. I’d say the top two rows are definitely my favorites. The bottom row are just out-of-the-box ideas that I don’t necessarily think would be better than anyone else on the list, but I just thought would be fun to put on! (I think double casting Krystina would be fun and I do think she would slay)! If y’all have any thoughts, let me know!

I put a blank template after the break, so you can put your own fan casts, if you want!

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Question: Do we think that the movie theaters in hell have an AMC, Nicole Kidman style thing play before the movies and, if so, who do you think the Vees have star in it?

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Vox as fuck right now

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Hazbin Hotel Finale Spoiler

So, no head?