Relatable Text Posts

[bang]

*my own funeral* me: mom can i stay in the car lol

[valtsv]

please don't hand me the aux unless you want everyone in this car to know there's something wrong with me

[waysideshrine-deactivated202107]

i hate 'memes' i think we should all kill one another instead

[terefah]

i’m saving my brain for special occasions. if i use it every day it’ll get dirty

[feistiest]

the fact that stars exist and we can look at them every single night for free just makes me go !!!!!!!!!!!!

[bewvitched]

a single distant, but very loud, yeehaw

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

if you firmly believe cowboy cats would say meowdy hit that mf reblog

[vladtheunfollower]

it’s winter! we should all be snoozing in our burrows

[thedarkperidot]

The problem with having mental illnesses since being a child is that your whole identity grew around them and you have no idea who you really are.

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

my therapist: so how are you feeling today?

me: Cowboy

[pukicho]

So jeleous of birds, not for their flight, but for their incredible ability to see worms far away

[korzkit-deactivated20250404]

drugs r just feelins u pay for

[steamandsequins-deactivated2020]

this entire website could be deleted right this second and i still wouldn’t move to twitter sorry

[wlw]

me: wow im lonely

also me: *disassociated from everyone, doesn’t respond to texts or calls AND doesn’t go out*

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

me: and i cant even get a text back.

them: you didnt even send anyone anything

me: and i cant even get a text back.

[shitispuffinup-deactivated20190]

Me when I get in bed: ooooh I’m a warm little bich!!!

[pajamaben]

Rules for meeting a dog:

1) be cool

2) pet it

3) do not steal it

4) stop running from the owner

5) put it down

6) this isn’t worth jail time