Capita£ester And His Boy Slave

sare | honestly just dnp and stuff i like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ mental health acc- @maddreamingg

[flowershopphil]

the fate of this account.

recently i’ve felt like i’ve been growing out of dan and phil. i still love them with all my heart i just don’t feel as connected as i used to. they were there when i needed them most and not that i’m ready i don’t need them anymore. i still love dnp just not enough to be in their fandom and stuff like that. anyways i think i’m just gonna move my accounts and deactivate this one. it will still be here just not used. i’ll put my new links on this post once they’re created. thanks for the amazing memories guys.

[cursedimagez]

[doubleca5t]

Same Energy

[memecage]

[prussiandragon]

This is advanced

[arcampbell94]

I can’t handle this one.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Music is beautiful, but you really don’t understand how beautiful it really is until you’re by yourself with some good headphones at midnight.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Little kids believe commercials that say “Light up shoes make you faster!!”, adults believe commercials that say a guy at Lowes making $11/hr is an “Expert”.

[just-shower-thoughts]

That one iCarly episode where Spencer dates Carly’s psycho teacher was actually teaching kids about abusive relationships with no physical violence, and where the man is the victim.

[just-shower-thoughts]

To one generation, “Olaf” conjures images of an evil, orphan hating Count. To another, “Olaf” conjures images of a goofy, animated snowman.

[just-shower-thoughts]

During the Purge, the criminals in prison must be the safest people at the time, due to the maximum security of the prison itself.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If animals could speak we’d probably eat a lot less of them.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Maybe the reason UFO sightings have died down is because everyone is constantly staring down at their phones.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Satellite radio travels 22,000 miles to get to your car but can’t make it through that last one foot of roof at a McDonald’s or Walgreen’s drive-through.

[dipthepip]

november is real soon

[manchester-memories]

Dan might be a furry, a whiny bottom and one very loud boy but he’s also a good husband and cares about Phil a lot and that’s cute

[flowershopphil]

tumblr please let me reblog this ad. please.

[lesbiandnp]

Do they know about that? No, but that’s like, a long story.

[innocencelives]

shoutout to people with simultaneously great and terrible memories. like oh yeah i remember in perfect detail that random story you told about the banana costume from a year ago but all of novemeber? completely blank.

[todaysbird]

my neighbor’s cat is a threat not only to my backyard birds but to society itself