An Ex-manager who now just lives in the Safety Department

A failed clone/manager who now just lives in a repurposed abandoned storage room in Safety. Get between me and caffeine or else. baa~

[flowingriverofmemories]

Oh, hey. It's on.

Let's see.. Intoduction...

'Names River. If any of y'all call me X, [NAMES EXPUNGED] or Adam I'll... do somethin'. Technically somewhat of an agent. Don't remember or care about my 'number. Former manager of this facility a few loops back. He/They/It pronouns please. baa~

Departments: Safety and Welfare, usually.

Even though I'm technically an agent now (and not really a manager either), I usually just restock stuff like the vending machines and stuff 'round the facility.

My Ego? I usually just wear Child of the Galaxy's under a comfy hoodie and my ol' manager labcoat. Oh, and Lost Paradise's and That Giant Bird's EGO Gifts. And I got some corrosion from Void Dream. Nothing too bad. Just got some horns, hooves, a change in eye color (and pupil), and a couple other things. And I can make that weird cloud/smoke stuff, not that it really does anything outside o' being very soft.

Anyways. Below will be my former coworkers and my current coworkers. baa~

Former Coworkers (managers and Sephirots)

@lc-manager-x

@x-manager

@netzach-irl

@yesods-a-purple-punk

@sleepy-chesed

@trainingteamsephirah

@redbura

@extractiontea

@alternative-architecture

@manager-r

(TBA)

Current Coworkers (Agents and Clerks)

@lcorps-agents @laby-in-lcorp

@snuybnuy @mao-of-architecture

@windexistasty @firebirdandmimicry

@redhyacinths @birdbraind

@lobotomize-me-captain @lc-agent-cress

@notkarl @iota17 @angelicitalics

@agent-coffee @o-04-66-b

(TBA)

Anyways, I'm headin' back to doing... whatever. And here's a little playlist if you've read down this far:

Flowing down a RIVER of dreams and memories (River LobCorp rp blog playlist)

Playlist for one of my Lobotomy Corporation Tumblr rp characters, River

[flowingriverofmemories]

REWIND MEMORY REPOSITORY

[twobluebois]

John takes out a usb and plugs it in

[flowingriverofmemories]

[There are 3 files]

River_File.odt

janus_end.mp4

manager_Janus.jpg

[twobluebois]

John Clicks the odt

[flowingriverofmemories]

[You seem to have snagged one with the full, uncensored version of River's information file]

[twobluebois]

John skims the the file and then clicks on the jpeg

[flowingriverofmemories]

[It is an image of a black-haired young man who looks similar to River but without the corrosion and whatnot. With shoulder-length black hair, droopy, half-open, cold golden-yellow eyes, with heavy bags underneath them with some soft freckling on his face. He's wearing the standard managerial uniform all the managers at this L-Corp wore but the pockets were noticeably stuffed to the gills with sweets and beef jerky. There are also a pair of glasses poking out of one pocket slightly obscured by the sweets & jerky]

[twobluebois]

finally he clicks the mp4. he has a sinking felling in his chest.

[flowingriverofmemories]

[janus_end.mp4]

[The black-haired young man from the photo is seen standing in front of T-02-99’s containment. They are holding two syringes in one hand. One with Cogito, the other with Enkephalin. Their other hand held a note.]

[Their voice is a bit muffled and staticy, but their words can be heard somewhat clearly]

“I’m going to end this all here…. I’m sorry it was all my fault. My death will make this all right. I hope to see you all in the next life… Let us all be reborn as new people. Carmen’s Well will break open, and wash away my sins and turn me into a river of memories. Nobody will miss me… Nor care for such a terrible excuse of a human being such as myself … Angela… I’m so very sorry for what I had done to you.”

[The figure takes off his lab coat, shoes, and socks, and puts it on top of the note in a neat and tidy pile.]

“I guess… This is goodbye…”

[The figure takes a deep breath, rolled up his left sleeve, injecting the syringe’s contents into himself before walking into T-02-99’s containment, dropping the two syringes onto the floor as he does so.]

[twobluebois]

John takes out a usb and plugs it in

[flowingriverofmemories]

[There are 3 files]

River_File.odt

janus_end.mp4

manager_Janus.jpg

[twobluebois]

John Clicks the odt

[flowingriverofmemories]

[You seem to have snagged one with the full, uncensored version of River's information file]

[twobluebois]

John skims the the file and then clicks on the jpeg

[flowingriverofmemories]

[It is an image of a black-haired young man who looks similar to River but without the corrosion and whatnot. With shoulder-length black hair, droopy, half-open, cold golden-yellow eyes, with heavy bags underneath them with some soft freckling on his face. He's wearing the standard managerial uniform all the managers at this L-Corp wore but the pockets were noticeably stuffed to the gills with sweets and beef jerky. There are also a pair of glasses poking out of one pocket slightly obscured by the sweets & jerky]

[twobluebois]

John takes out a usb and plugs it in

[flowingriverofmemories]

[There are 3 files]

River_File.odt

janus_end.mp4

manager_Janus.jpg

[twobluebois]

John Clicks the odt

[flowingriverofmemories]

[You seem to have snagged one with the full, uncensored version of River's information file]

[twobluebois]

John takes out a usb and plugs it in

[flowingriverofmemories]

[There are 3 files]

River_File.odt

janus_end.mp4

manager_Janus.jpg

[twobluebois]

[There is some faint sound of crawling]

@flowingriverofmemories

@mothman-a

John feels them coming and begins the process of extracting himself from the mycelial system.

Who are these people

[flowingriverofmemories]

(snipped from here)

"Yeah. That looks like one... hgg... Which one of these is the most recent... Maybe we'd find some clue on where Manager D might have been..."

[River closes the image and sets the sorting setting on "date last added" or something]

[twobluebois]

"we have to find the box"

[flowingriverofmemories]

[River nods]

"We should look for some clues, then. Unless you know where it is..."

[twobluebois]

"should be somewhere in the manager's office"

[flowingriverofmemories]

"So we're off to bother X, then?"

[River closes the folders, ejects the USB, and is preparing to pack up the things he brought as he says this]

[twobluebois]

"Guess so"

[flowingriverofmemories]

"Any idea on how to ask 'em? To not let Miss Angela catch onto things? Even though I'm also a former manager, she never genuinely likes any of us. In fact, I know she loathes us managers due to... our unique connection to Founder A..."

[River puts his bag over his shoulders, notepad still in hand]

"And do you have an idea on what the box looks like?"

[twobluebois]

"about yey big... made of polished ebony wood. as for contacting X, i have no idea"

[flowingriverofmemories]

[River nods]

"Thanks. And as for X... I'm going to try and send him a message saying something about needing to pick up something that was left behind and then headin' on in. I know where his office is, even if it takes him a while to answer."

[The raven head in his tail has receded back into said tail.]

"If that doesn't work then I'm goin' in anyways an' grabbin' it while X is asleep and Angela's not there."

[twobluebois]

'Sounds good. I'll be-" John suddenly looks up at the hole in the celling

[flowingriverofmemories]

[River also looks at the hole]

"What...."

[twobluebois]

"It... It's nothing. Go bother X"

[flowingriverofmemories]

[River gives a look but then nods]

"Alright then. Also when I get the box should I bring it to you or go bother Archon or someone else?"

[twobluebois]

“That’s up to you”

[flowingriverofmemories]

"Alright... I'll just let you know once I get the box and then head to Archon."

[River puts the bag over his shoulder]

"Well then, I'll be seeing y'a...."

[River trots off, hooves clicking audibly on the floor. The Void Dream corroded ayinspawn didn't notice that one of his personal USBs was missing.]

[twobluebois]

[There is some faint sound of crawling]

@flowingriverofmemories

@mothman-a

John feels them coming and begins the process of extracting himself from the mycelial system.

Who are these people

[flowingriverofmemories]

(snipped from here)

"Yeah. That looks like one... hgg... Which one of these is the most recent... Maybe we'd find some clue on where Manager D might have been..."

[River closes the image and sets the sorting setting on "date last added" or something]

[twobluebois]

"we have to find the box"

[flowingriverofmemories]

[River nods]

"We should look for some clues, then. Unless you know where it is..."

[twobluebois]

"should be somewhere in the manager's office"

[flowingriverofmemories]

"So we're off to bother X, then?"

[River closes the folders, ejects the USB, and is preparing to pack up the things he brought as he says this]

[twobluebois]

"Guess so"

[flowingriverofmemories]

"Any idea on how to ask 'em? To not let Miss Angela catch onto things? Even though I'm also a former manager, she never genuinely likes any of us. In fact, I know she loathes us managers due to... our unique connection to Founder A..."

[River puts his bag over his shoulders, notepad still in hand]

"And do you have an idea on what the box looks like?"

[twobluebois]

"about yey big... made of polished ebony wood. as for contacting X, i have no idea"

[flowingriverofmemories]

[River nods]

"Thanks. And as for X... I'm going to try and send him a message saying something about needing to pick up something that was left behind and then headin' on in. I know where his office is, even if it takes him a while to answer."

[The raven head in his tail has receded back into said tail.]

"If that doesn't work then I'm goin' in anyways an' grabbin' it while X is asleep and Angela's not there."

[twobluebois]

'Sounds good. I'll be-" John suddenly looks up at the hole in the celling

[flowingriverofmemories]

[River also looks at the hole]

"What...."

[twobluebois]

"It... It's nothing. Go bother X"

[flowingriverofmemories]

[River gives a look but then nods]

"Alright then. Also when I get the box should I bring it to you or go bother Archon or someone else?"

[twobluebois]

[There is some faint sound of crawling]

@flowingriverofmemories

@mothman-a

John feels them coming and begins the process of extracting himself from the mycelial system.

Who are these people

[flowingriverofmemories]

(snipped from here)

"Yeah. That looks like one... hgg... Which one of these is the most recent... Maybe we'd find some clue on where Manager D might have been..."

[River closes the image and sets the sorting setting on "date last added" or something]

[twobluebois]

"we have to find the box"

[flowingriverofmemories]

[River nods]

"We should look for some clues, then. Unless you know where it is..."

[twobluebois]

"should be somewhere in the manager's office"

[flowingriverofmemories]

"So we're off to bother X, then?"

[River closes the folders, ejects the USB, and is preparing to pack up the things he brought as he says this]

[twobluebois]

"Guess so"

[flowingriverofmemories]

"Any idea on how to ask 'em? To not let Miss Angela catch onto things? Even though I'm also a former manager, she never genuinely likes any of us. In fact, I know she loathes us managers due to... our unique connection to Founder A..."

[River puts his bag over his shoulders, notepad still in hand]

"And do you have an idea on what the box looks like?"

[twobluebois]

"about yey big... made of polished ebony wood. as for contacting X, i have no idea"

[flowingriverofmemories]

[River nods]

"Thanks. And as for X... I'm going to try and send him a message saying something about needing to pick up something that was left behind and then headin' on in. I know where his office is, even if it takes him a while to answer."

[The raven head in his tail has receded back into said tail.]

"If that doesn't work then I'm goin' in anyways an' grabbin' it while X is asleep and Angela's not there."

[twobluebois]

'Sounds good. I'll be-" John suddenly looks up at the hole in the celling

[flowingriverofmemories]

[River also looks at the hole]

"What...."

[twobluebois]

[There is some faint sound of crawling]

@flowingriverofmemories

@mothman-a

John feels them coming and begins the process of extracting himself from the mycelial system.

Who are these people

[flowingriverofmemories]

(snipped from here)

"Yeah. That looks like one... hgg... Which one of these is the most recent... Maybe we'd find some clue on where Manager D might have been..."

[River closes the image and sets the sorting setting on "date last added" or something]

[twobluebois]

"we have to find the box"

[flowingriverofmemories]

[River nods]

"We should look for some clues, then. Unless you know where it is..."

[twobluebois]

"should be somewhere in the manager's office"

[flowingriverofmemories]

"So we're off to bother X, then?"

[River closes the folders, ejects the USB, and is preparing to pack up the things he brought as he says this]

[twobluebois]

"Guess so"

[flowingriverofmemories]

"Any idea on how to ask 'em? To not let Miss Angela catch onto things? Even though I'm also a former manager, she never genuinely likes any of us. In fact, I know she loathes us managers due to... our unique connection to Founder A..."

[River puts his bag over his shoulders, notepad still in hand]

"And do you have an idea on what the box looks like?"

[twobluebois]

"about yey big... made of polished ebony wood. as for contacting X, i have no idea"

[flowingriverofmemories]

[River nods]

"Thanks. And as for X... I'm going to try and send him a message saying something about needing to pick up something that was left behind and then headin' on in. I know where his office is, even if it takes him a while to answer."

[The raven head in his tail has receded back into said tail.]

"If that doesn't work then I'm goin' in anyways an' grabbin' it while X is asleep and Angela's not there."

[twobluebois]

[There is some faint sound of crawling]

@flowingriverofmemories

@mothman-a

John feels them coming and begins the process of extracting himself from the mycelial system.

Who are these people

[flowingriverofmemories]

(snipped from here)

"Yeah. That looks like one... hgg... Which one of these is the most recent... Maybe we'd find some clue on where Manager D might have been..."

[River closes the image and sets the sorting setting on "date last added" or something]

[twobluebois]

"we have to find the box"

[flowingriverofmemories]

[River nods]

"We should look for some clues, then. Unless you know where it is..."

[twobluebois]

"should be somewhere in the manager's office"

[flowingriverofmemories]

"So we're off to bother X, then?"

[River closes the folders, ejects the USB, and is preparing to pack up the things he brought as he says this]

[twobluebois]

"Guess so"

[flowingriverofmemories]

"Any idea on how to ask 'em? To not let Miss Angela catch onto things? Even though I'm also a former manager, she never genuinely likes any of us. In fact, I know she loathes us managers due to... our unique connection to Founder A..."

[River puts his bag over his shoulders, notepad still in hand]

"And do you have an idea on what the box looks like?"

[twobluebois]

[There is some faint sound of crawling]

@flowingriverofmemories

@mothman-a

John feels them coming and begins the process of extracting himself from the mycelial system.

Who are these people

[flowingriverofmemories]

(snipped from here)

"Yeah. That looks like one... hgg... Which one of these is the most recent... Maybe we'd find some clue on where Manager D might have been..."

[River closes the image and sets the sorting setting on "date last added" or something]

[twobluebois]

"we have to find the box"

[flowingriverofmemories]

[River nods]

"We should look for some clues, then. Unless you know where it is..."

[twobluebois]

"should be somewhere in the manager's office"

[flowingriverofmemories]

"So we're off to bother X, then?"

[River closes the folders, ejects the USB, and is preparing to pack up the things he brought as he says this]

[twobluebois]

[There is some faint sound of crawling]

@flowingriverofmemories

@mothman-a

John feels them coming and begins the process of extracting himself from the mycelial system.

Who are these people

[flowingriverofmemories]

(snipped from here)

"Yeah. That looks like one... hgg... Which one of these is the most recent... Maybe we'd find some clue on where Manager D might have been..."

[River closes the image and sets the sorting setting on "date last added" or something]

[twobluebois]

"we have to find the box"

[flowingriverofmemories]

[River nods]

"We should look for some clues, then. Unless you know where it is..."

[twobluebois]

[There is some faint sound of crawling]

@flowingriverofmemories

@mothman-a

John feels them coming and begins the process of extracting himself from the mycelial system.

Who are these people

[flowingriverofmemories]

(snipped from here)

"Yeah. That looks like one... hgg... Which one of these is the most recent... Maybe we'd find some clue on where Manager D might have been..."

[River closes the image and sets the sorting setting on "date last added" or something]

[twobluebois]

[There is some faint sound of crawling]

@flowingriverofmemories

@mothman-a

John feels them coming and begins the process of extracting himself from the mycelial system.

Who are these people

[flowingriverofmemories]

(snipped from here)

"Ah. Well, I guess we can talk 'bout it then. Though if there are any images or videos in this file then that just helps give a bit more context..."

[twobluebois]

"it all started when the manger went missing. he had been actin erratically before but this was a new low"

[flowingriverofmemories]

"Manager D was actin' oddly? And went missing? Was there any striking behaviors he did around the time he went missing?"

[River grabbed another small notebook from his pocket alongside a pen and was writing down some things]

[twobluebois]

“He had been spending a lot of time with Binah”

[flowingriverofmemories]

"hm..... Interesting.... Anything else you remember noticing?"

[twobluebois]

“I’m not a psychologist by any means but i would say that he was acting more neurotic and mentally unstable”

[flowingriverofmemories]

[River nods, understanding]

"Honestly I was focusing on any notices in his physical appearance at around that time with that question."

[twobluebois]

“Hmm now that you mention it, his hair was more unkempt than usual”

[flowingriverofmemories]

"Do you remember any abnormalities that were held in Extraction or wherever the manager was seen last? That may also clue in."

[Unknown to the sheep-corroded clone, a second head was peaking out of his tail. Similar to Void Dream's breaching form's head but a raven instead of a rooster. Curious blue eyes with flecks of yellow looking at the laptop]

[twobluebois]

"the last time I saw him was in [CENSORED]s cotainment, asking paul to shoot him"

[flowingriverofmemories]

"Welp. That now connects it all. Manager D went missing because he had corrosion from CENSORED or something of the sorts. And probably locked himself away somewhere. At least from how I connected those dots."

[The other head seems to still be looking at the laptop with the opened up file.]

[twobluebois]

"He had these syringes..."

[flowingriverofmemories]

[River took a moment to simmer on that before realizing with a somewhat haunted look in his eyes as he realized it might be those.]

"W-What colors were the things in the syringes..."

[twobluebois]

"neon green"

[flowingriverofmemories]

"Oh thank fuck. It was just Enkephalin. Shit would have been real bad if it was Cogito. That neon teal ass abnormality liquid is worst scenario if he had it. He'd probably either die a gruesome death in seconds, become an abnormality, or both if he did."

[River takes a sigh of relief]

"But thank fuck it was Enkephalin. That stuff is OKAY unless he did more than 4 of them."

[twobluebois]

"I will say that my recollection may not be 100% accurate. i was lowkey panicking at the time"

[flowingriverofmemories]

[Haunted look again]

"Then.... fuck. If one of them was Cogito then there's a very fucking high chance he's completely corroded and became an abnormality or something...."

[He looks to the computer]

"....Let's at least check any of the image and video files to see if there could be any clues. After all, a picture's worth a thousand words. Or something. I don't full know if that saying's right."

[twobluebois]

lots of censored pictures of heisenberg

[flowingriverofmemories]

"Hmmmm..."

[River's (many) eyes focus on the photos, looking for any clues to determine both the place Heisenberg disappeared alongside hints of his whereabouts. All whilst taking notes]

[twobluebois]

[There is some faint sound of crawling]

@flowingriverofmemories

@mothman-a

John feels them coming and begins the process of extracting himself from the mycelial system.

Who are these people

[flowingriverofmemories]

(snipped from here)

"Ah. Well, I guess we can talk 'bout it then. Though if there are any images or videos in this file then that just helps give a bit more context..."

[twobluebois]

"it all started when the manger went missing. he had been actin erratically before but this was a new low"

[flowingriverofmemories]

"Manager D was actin' oddly? And went missing? Was there any striking behaviors he did around the time he went missing?"

[River grabbed another small notebook from his pocket alongside a pen and was writing down some things]

[twobluebois]

“He had been spending a lot of time with Binah”

[flowingriverofmemories]

"hm..... Interesting.... Anything else you remember noticing?"

[twobluebois]

“I’m not a psychologist by any means but i would say that he was acting more neurotic and mentally unstable”

[flowingriverofmemories]

[River nods, understanding]

"Honestly I was focusing on any notices in his physical appearance at around that time with that question."

[twobluebois]

“Hmm now that you mention it, his hair was more unkempt than usual”

[flowingriverofmemories]

"Do you remember any abnormalities that were held in Extraction or wherever the manager was seen last? That may also clue in."

[Unknown to the sheep-corroded clone, a second head was peaking out of his tail. Similar to Void Dream's breaching form's head but a raven instead of a rooster. Curious blue eyes with flecks of yellow looking at the laptop]

[twobluebois]

"the last time I saw him was in [CENSORED]s cotainment, asking paul to shoot him"

[flowingriverofmemories]

"Welp. That now connects it all. Manager D went missing because he had corrosion from CENSORED or something of the sorts. And probably locked himself away somewhere. At least from how I connected those dots."

[The other head seems to still be looking at the laptop with the opened up file.]

[twobluebois]

"He had these syringes..."

[flowingriverofmemories]

[River took a moment to simmer on that before realizing with a somewhat haunted look in his eyes as he realized it might be those.]

"W-What colors were the things in the syringes..."

[twobluebois]

"neon green"

[flowingriverofmemories]

"Oh thank fuck. It was just Enkephalin. Shit would have been real bad if it was Cogito. That neon teal ass abnormality liquid is worst scenario if he had it. He'd probably either die a gruesome death in seconds, become an abnormality, or both if he did."

[River takes a sigh of relief]

"But thank fuck it was Enkephalin. That stuff is OKAY unless he did more than 4 of them."

[twobluebois]

"I will say that my recollection may not be 100% accurate. i was lowkey panicking at the time"

[flowingriverofmemories]

[Haunted look again]

"Then.... fuck. If one of them was Cogito then there's a very fucking high chance he's completely corroded and became an abnormality or something...."

[He looks to the computer]

"....Let's at least check any of the image and video files to see if there could be any clues. After all, a picture's worth a thousand words. Or something. I don't full know if that saying's right."

[twobluebois]

[There is some faint sound of crawling]

@flowingriverofmemories

@mothman-a

John feels them coming and begins the process of extracting himself from the mycelial system.

Who are these people

[flowingriverofmemories]

(snipped from here)

"Ah. Well, I guess we can talk 'bout it then. Though if there are any images or videos in this file then that just helps give a bit more context..."

[twobluebois]

"it all started when the manger went missing. he had been actin erratically before but this was a new low"

[flowingriverofmemories]

"Manager D was actin' oddly? And went missing? Was there any striking behaviors he did around the time he went missing?"

[River grabbed another small notebook from his pocket alongside a pen and was writing down some things]

[twobluebois]

“He had been spending a lot of time with Binah”

[flowingriverofmemories]

"hm..... Interesting.... Anything else you remember noticing?"

[twobluebois]

“I’m not a psychologist by any means but i would say that he was acting more neurotic and mentally unstable”

[flowingriverofmemories]

[River nods, understanding]

"Honestly I was focusing on any notices in his physical appearance at around that time with that question."

[twobluebois]

“Hmm now that you mention it, his hair was more unkempt than usual”

[flowingriverofmemories]

"Do you remember any abnormalities that were held in Extraction or wherever the manager was seen last? That may also clue in."

[Unknown to the sheep-corroded clone, a second head was peaking out of his tail. Similar to Void Dream's breaching form's head but a raven instead of a rooster. Curious blue eyes with flecks of yellow looking at the laptop]

[twobluebois]

"the last time I saw him was in [CENSORED]s cotainment, asking paul to shoot him"

[flowingriverofmemories]

"Welp. That now connects it all. Manager D went missing because he had corrosion from CENSORED or something of the sorts. And probably locked himself away somewhere. At least from how I connected those dots."

[The other head seems to still be looking at the laptop with the opened up file.]

[twobluebois]

"He had these syringes..."

[flowingriverofmemories]

[River took a moment to simmer on that before realizing with a somewhat haunted look in his eyes as he realized it might be those.]

"W-What colors were the things in the syringes..."

[twobluebois]

"neon green"

[flowingriverofmemories]

"Oh thank fuck. It was just Enkephalin. Shit would have been real bad if it was Cogito. That neon teal ass abnormality liquid is worst scenario if he had it. He'd probably either die a gruesome death in seconds, become an abnormality, or both if he did."

[River takes a sigh of relief]

"But thank fuck it was Enkephalin. That stuff is OKAY unless he did more than 4 of them."