fuck it, let's go fishing.

[flsherman]

my balls are producing millions of spermites as we speak, and you can't do anything about it.

and, no, commenting "*kicks your balls* :3" won't work. nice try though.

[flsherman]

"hey girl, are you a virg? because i'm in. 😎"

[flsherman]

[flsherman]

*looks at dog doing something weird* Heh, dogs are weird! *scratches ass, sniffs hand*

[flsherman]

"Her tits are flat as a board!" Do they give you splinters when you rub them?

[flsherman]

"if sleeping was a job, i'd be rich!" - minon bob from facebook 2016

[flsherman]

Death is 'mortalityslop.' And griefing is 'charliebrownslop.'

[flsherman]

You can take the burger out of this bun

But you can't take this bun out of the burger (Ah)

It's the same old grill (Ah-ah)

[flsherman]

I remember when one of our lovebird's died (we had two), I looked up images of lovebirds on the family computer and then i put one of them in MS Paint and put "rip lovebird" on it crying. Here's a recreation of what i did:

[flsherman]

I'm sorry, but when you refer to Mr. Krabs as "the gyatt master" in your stupid ass SpongeBob theory video, you lost me, and i'm going to make fun of you for that forever.

[flsherman]

i'm gonna do this now

[flsherman]

I wanna skin Annoying Orange alive and watch him suffer

[flsherman]

I remember my mom downloading Gangnam Style from The Pirate Bay and putting it on my MP3 player back in the day

[flsherman]

I wish i was like this man, happily dancing without a care in the world. Look at him go!

[flsherman]

[flsherman]

playing hot potato with the samsung galaxy note 7 until it blows one of our hands off

[flsherman]

If they add Herobrine to the Minecraft movie, I hope It's just Jack Black with white eyes. That'll be the funniest shit ever.