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Some of my friends work by the sea. One works in a castle in Scotland. I get to work in Castleford. Oh how they must envy me.

How to ride Amsterdam style. It’s a good job there’s no Daily Mail readers live there. What a civilised country.

I don’t smoke or drink, so people often ask me if I have any vices. If only they knew the real secret

Out of chaos is born order. I think I’m officially “middle aged” now.

I got Neil Armstrong walking on me face.

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