🧃🦜 i am the worst in the world 🐾

will 🌈 he/him , prospit dreamer , will owm irl / kin , apothiro porygon did nothing wrong ! pee eff pee by unununununnatural

[fluffysylveonn]

me ; hi . Hi . im will!!!!!! ^_^/ Full name william sparkle. And!!!!! I also go by twi. im APOTHIROMANTIC and aromantic and a xenogender dogboy. fictional identity ok im schrodihuman. 6 or 7 solar sweeps. I’m a chud and I like making . Frainds ☺️🌈🍭🌸🌹🌈🍭☺️🌈🍭🌈🌸☺️🌹☺️if you see 💛🐾 anon. that me

prns ; he/pup/it

kins ; will (one wheat mark) + twilight sparkle (mlp:fim) + many many others including berdly (deltarune) redd (acnh) jeffrey (co09) and yeah. hansel sodikken coping/otherlink

plurality ; I'm probably some form of plural but I don't know a lot about my own identity on that subject and I don't really know how to discuss it with other people . not all my kins/ids are my headguys (headmates) !!!!! . I am not comfortable sharing my position on endogenic systems and if you engage heavily with syscourse don’t talk to me about it please it makes me uncomfortable and I don’t caaarereeeereeee

stuff !! ; homestuck, one wheat mark, mlp, pokemon, starters, class of 09, utdr, smiling friends, among us (sighs really louddd….), et cetera et cetera I reblog things from a lot of stuff but I don’t necessarily engage with the fandom a whole lot ok.

music ; DEVI MCCALLION!!!!!!!!!ALL ALIASES!!!!!!!!!, gezebelle gaburgably, bloodhound gang, msi, icp, toxic lipstick, bo burnham, jade harley ssdg, rainbowdrinker, uncle outrage, sodikken, stomach book, joostANS MORE LOOK AT MY PLAYLIST YOU BUM

byi ; please don’t dm me unless we are . Already very very close friends i have a hard time talking one on one i get #Stressed Our. Ok

iwc ; hazbin hotel defenders (not fans in general people who think it has good writing) + jadedave + jadekat + crotuna

dni ; radqu33r + darksh!!p + neu/pro/complex-c paras (objectum doesn’t count) + 🍵🌊🌊 + cronus fans

I block VERY freely

sideblogs ; greeneyedfake (twi), foreverinthisfog (sylveon), mister-gossip (graphics and misc), wokewokewokesahur (mogai), your-fave-is-aroace (self explanatory I think!)

my strawpage

ranking of words that mean “penis”

pirate some movies or shows while youre here

play old minecraft

make a stamp!

play cool sand game

free robux

playlist of old homestuck videos (from 8-15 years ago)

my absolute GOATS #gang Friends Moots Oomfs Awesome sauce folks ok - @jaxnstarzz @furinadefontaine22 @slyndryt @teeth-enthusiast @overexposed-enjoyy @immuneparasite @corpse-of-stars

I LVOE ALL MY MOOTS!!!!!! ✩‧₊˚⸜(^ 𝔀 ^)ଓ ༘˚˖

tags - ramblings:3 (talking), art:3, answered:3 (asks), creations:3, me (my kins/headguys), oomffamily (close friends), trollsona (willam), 🪦(vent posts, feel free to block this one), -💜 (made by twi)

[diskmeta]

nyan cat n tac nyan

[ivipl1]

my tribute

[notund]

this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

[tidal-chaos]

[prettyinpinkcatgamer]

ah, the source of one of my favorite images ever

[fluffysylveonn]

rose lalonde in a suit 🤤

[were--ralph]

I really need to talk about pregnant wario more

[were--ralph]

I don't know about that one chief

[autisticllyartistic]

magical girl transformation complete

[mikiruma]

are you freaking serious did they actually put steve in minecraft

[mikiruma]

in my delirious half-awake state i appear to have typed the wrong game

[autisticllyartistic]

ok so boom

[canidykes]

the big man is the masculine dom and the dom is the top and the little man is effeminate and transgender but fully passes as a cis man and has top surgery but since he doesnt have bottom surgery he literally has to be a bottom theres no way for someone with a vagina to top and the bottom is the sub and they are both uncomplicatedly homosexual with zero positive emotions for women and they both have adhd and autism but only the kind of autism that doesnt actually disable you and they also crossdress but in a specifically humiliating way (why would a MAN wear a DRESS??? 🤪🤪 etc.) and they live together in a big house that they can both effortlessly afford and they're married and have 2 kids a dog and a cat (because Big man is dog coded and Little man is cat coded) and neither of them have jobs or lasting damage from canon events they've been through or physical disabilities or PTSD that I cant turn into Angsty Ship Content and the sun has a big smiley face and birds are just V shapes on the paper it doesnt have to be more complicated than that you dont have to flesh them out. you dont have to. and if you think about it wouldn't it just be soooo much effort to draw a whole bird?? youre just having fun its mean to ask you for detail. and my teacher lives at the school and the bus driver lives in the bus and everything is exactly the same :)

[veliseraptor]

honestly i think people should describe women as "handsome" more often.

[mitootaroona]

for the desired effect read the speech bubbles in the voice of allan smiling friends

[imammunition]

birthday giiirl

[fluffysylveonn]

a piano falls on cronus ampora, crushing and killing him. Not a sad day

[fluffysylveonn]

do you think theyll make plushies of the alpha kids and dancestors. Probably not the dancestors but its fun to dream okay.

[fluffysylveonn]

I love this tavros pesterquest sprite because he looks so confident and happy and. Boy why you got charisma. girl stop that now

[fluffysylveonn]

🧃

thank you for the juice! 🧃🦜shlurrrrrrrrrrp AAAAUHGHHDHHHDHHHHHH NO FUCK. GREEN PARROT YOU FUCKING SCOUNDREL.