how the turn tables

25 - wife - mom

[lonestatus]

*struggling w/ writing an email* they didn't have to deal with this shit in ancient babylon

ancient babylonian: *struggling to compose a cuneiform tablet* by god i wish i could do this shit with a computer

[roycohn]

sorry professional comedians but nothing will ever be as funny as this intersection in my hometown

[sluttynurse]

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

I go outside regularly

[antlershade]

no you don't

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

okay fine I go outside weirdly

[funnytwittertweets]

[kragehund-again]

[funnytwittertweets]

[catchymemes]

[dickfizzlewitz]

there's been an on purpose at the accident factory

[flyinghellfish]

[duckdotcom]

it's called your voice, and you can use it to say things like "uhuh" and "eeeuuuughgh"

[chaosnightmare]

baby tutorial

[defectivegembrain]

intro to phonetics

[socialmaya]

[grecoromanyaoi]

have you considered it may not be entirely the fault of american education system but that some of you may be. stupid

[rslashrats]

my gmail impression

some dirty BITCH touchd your account and got their GREASE all over it ew!!!!! eew gross!!! oh wait thay was you… oh erm. this is awkward uh. hm.

[phantomrose96]

Brainless twitter discourse is so much more dreadful to me than even peak-era tumblr discourse because in its heyday tumblr discourse was almost exclusively written by 15 year olds who were naturally myopic, reactionary, reductive, and angry due to the condition of being 15. On twitter you find exactly this same kind of brainless behavior but with a 50% chance it was written by a 28-year-old with a masters degrees

[crazy-brazilian]

[noelle-ism]

pull yourself up by the jockstrap

[noelle-ism]

pull yourself up. by your boobstraps.

[noelle-ism]

[fidelcostco]

I’m so scared, what the fuck does this do to you

[memesnotwelcome]