Everything Looks Perfect From Far Away

21/NJ/Bi/Broke/BoringI will very occasionally post nudes so NSFW Venmo: Kalibean for all u generous folk ;)I honestly don’t know what’s going on or who I am so this bio stops here

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How else can we buy your nudes 😭

Message me!

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Onlyfans?

Honestly I can’t see myself making money that way cause I don’t have much content and don’t think that many people would want it 😭

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Bruh I’m so bored that I’m on here rn lol buy my nudes I’m broke and everyone’s horny it’s the perf time

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Greg Irons from Promethean Enterprises no. 1, 1969

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later on // kate nash

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also, your haircut is fantastic!

Thank you!! It’s longer and pink rn

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David Shrigley

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you should post nudes again, tumblr isn't really moderating tumblr already marked nsfw anymore...

I’m ugly as fuck there’s plenty of better nudes out there don’t ya worry 💕

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“Home is the first grave.”

— Fatimah Asghar, from “How’d Your Parents Die Again?” published in The New York Times Magazine 

[anthracoceros]

some of y'all didnt grow up as the person nobody has a crush on and it really shows

[daglout]

some of yall never have to deal with the constant doubt in your own ability to be loved to the point where you get second hand embarrassment at the idea of someone being in love with you and finding you attractive because you’ve been diagnosed with ugly and cringy your whole life and it really shows

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[angel54980-deactivated20211025]

[survivingontheborderline]

When you’re having an Identity Crisis™ and you can’t stop it and suddenly your hair feels wrong and your body feels wrong and your personality feels wrong and your hobbies feel wrong and you are just all fucking wrong

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Have you been posting nudes anywhere else?

I’ve posted one on my finsta but that’s private idk where else I could post them :(

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