"We are human too."

Iruka Umino RP

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“Hey! Who the hell is teaching you how to wright mission reports? Hatake? Do it again and do it right I won’t accept this garbage.” 

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He is so very tired of Jounin today.

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Ramen binger

over protective occasional asshole

is apparently hallucinating dead hokages

has a desperate need to set Kakashi on fire

Icha  Icha banned

[flxmingleaf]

❛ What am I supposed to do? ❜

@offenceanddefence

“You wait. I know that’s not the answer you want, Tenten, but even if you could go back out there and go after Team 9, you’d be more of a burden than able to help. You’re lucky you got back like this, and were able to get help. Because of you Gai, Lee and Neji will be fine. Try to have some faith and patience.” 

[vaememes]

° • ? ( QUESTION SENTENCE STARTERS.

❛ What are you doing? ❜ ❛ Where are you going? ❜ ❛ Where are you taking me? ❜ ❛ How is that working out for you? ❜ ❛ Is everything okay? ❜ ❛ Why are you acting like this? ❜ ❛ You think I would lie to you? ❜ ❛ Are you telling the truth? ❜ ❛ Are you sure you want to do this? ❜ ❛ This is your bright idea of a plan? ❜ ❛ What else do you want me to do? ❜ ❛ What else can I do? ❜ ❛ What do you think I should do? ❜ ❛ What makes you think that? ❜ ❛ Who told you that? ❜ ❛ Who are you? ❜ ❛ Why are you here? ❜ ❛ Who invited you? ❜ ❛ How come you ever asked me? ❜ ❛ Did you really mean all those things you said? ❜ ❛ Why did you have to go? Why did you have to leave? ❜ ❛ Why is it so hard for you to see that? ❜ ❛ Why don’t you understand? ❜ ❛ What don’t you understand? ❜ ❛ Are you joking? ❜ ❛ Did I miss anything? ❜ ❛ You don’t remember? ❜ ❛ Did you really say all that stuff about me? ❜ ❛ Did you think I would forget? ❜ ❛ How can you sit there and say that? ❜ ❛ How do you even sleep at night? ❜ ❛ Are you coming or not? ❜ ❛ Am I the only one freaked out right now? ❜ ❛ Are you laughing or crying? ❜ ❛ Who did this to you? ❜ ❛ Did someone hurt you? ❜ ❛ Is it just me or are you, like, ignoring me? ❜ ❛ You want me to apologize for something you did? ❜ ❛ Are you going to kiss me or not? ❜ ❛ Aren’t you the one who said it though? ❜ ❛ So, you don’t like me like that? ❜ ❛ Where do we go from here? ❜ ❛ Are you being serious right now? ❜ ❛ How was I supposed to know that? ❜ ❛ Oh, is that a challenge? ❜ ❛ Are you flirting with me? ❜ ❛ Are you going to let me go now? ❜ ❛ Are we done now? ❜ ❛ Why didn’t just ask me? ❜ ❛ You’re going to believe them over me? ❜ ❛ How can possibly think that? ❜ ❛ Did you even miss me? ❜ ❛ Did anyone even notice that I was gone? ❜ ❛ Why do you go around and kiss everyone? ❜ ❛ Did you kill them? ❜ ❛ Who’s blood is that? Is that your blood? ❜ ❛ Do you think this is a game? ❜ ❛ Are you having doubts? ❜ ❛ Why haven’t you been at school/work? ❜ ❛ Is there something going on that you need to tell me? ❜ ❛ You said you wanted to talk? ❜ ❛ What am I supposed to do? ❜ ❛ What did you expect to happen? ❜ ❛ How long you think you can keep this act up? ❜ ❛ You don’t like me? Do you? Like in a more than a friend way? ❜ ❛ Is that what everyone is saying now? ❜ ❛ Who do I remind you of? ❜ ❛ Are you hungry? Want to go get something to et? ❜ ❛ Are you drunk? ❜ ❛ Are you lost? ❜ ❛ What’s so great about any of that anyway? ❜ ❛ Are you even listening to yourself? ❜ ❛ What are you going to do about it, huh? ❜ ❛ What are you staring at? ❜ ❛ What are you doing out here? ❜ ❛ Why did you call the police? ❜ ❛ Wait, do you hear that? ❜ ❛ Why don’t you tell me anything? ❜ ❛ Hey, did you get me anything? ❜ ❛ Why didn’t you come over last night? ❜ ❛ What did you find out? ❜ ❛ Can I stay here for the night? ❜ ❛ Are you throwing rocks at my window? ❜ ❛ Are you crying? ❜ ❛ What are you laughing at me? ❜ ❛ Are you laughing at me? ❜ ❛ Do you not understand the word no? ❜ ❛ Is that it? Is that all? ❜ ❛ Are you in some kind of trouble? ❜ ❛ Yeah, but, you have me. So why bother? ❜ ❛ What’s love got to do with it? ❜ ❛ This is where we kiss, right? ❜ ❛ Do you ever not just only think about yourself? ❜ ❛ Are going to leave me again? ❜ ❛ What’s wrong with that? ❜ ❛ Do you have anything you need to say to me? ❜ ❛ I think I’m going to puke. Is there a trash can in here? ❜ ❛ You really don’t know why I’m mad at you? ❜ ❛ Why do you treat me like I’m not important to you? ❜ ❛ Why are you telling me this? ❛ Are you ready? ❜ ❛ What’s with all the questions? ❜ ❛ I thought this is what you wanted? ❜ ❛ Where do you think you’re going with this? ❜ ❛ You’re just going to leave? ❜ ❛ Do you trust me? ❜ ❛ You love me? Or you think you love me? ❜ ❛ When will it ever stop? ❜ ❛ Do you think it’ll ever go away? ❜ ❛ What are you doing this weekend? ❜ ❛ You called for back up? ❜ ❛ What did I just witness? ❜ ❛ How do you cope when the one you love is with somebody else? ❜ ❛ Have you ever thought it? ❜ ❛ Are you wearing a wire? ❜ ❛ Is there something wrong? ❜ ❛ Is it something I said or something I did? ❜ ❛ What’s wrong? I thought that it was okay? ❜ ❛ Are you going to hold that against me forever? ❜ ❛ So, tell me, what else is new? ❜ ❛ You never actually cared, did you? ❜ ❛ You went to a party without me? ❜ ❛ Why wasn’t I invited? ❜ ❛ Do you think that’s a little fucked up? ❜ ❛ Oh, so you do speak? ❜ ❛ Do you think it’s really worth it in the end? ❜ ❛ How many more times do I have to tell you? ❜ ❛ You didn’t think that it would bother me? ❜

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baka-naruto:

                  “It was Hinata’s idea… she said it made me more… uhm…                     Mature?” he is very sensitive about this. He wanted to grow                    his hair out like his fathers, so he tried, but it ended up making                     his hair look like Madara. 

“God help us all when it comes to woman.  Naruto, it’s your hair, don’t change for anyone because if someone can’t accept you for  who you are--well that’s their problem. And I mean nothing against Hinata, I love her as much as I love you, but that hair was a really terrible idea.”

Please, grow it back out. 

[flxmingleaf]

senkoh:

“…”

“Fakenato, are you okay?” 

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baka-naruto:

There is a brief silence… … … 

                        “What?” that is his response. 

“You know I really hate the short hair.”

CHANGE OF SUBJECT.

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senkoh:

“Is that so? Well good for you. I’m glad he chose someone decent and respectable.”

“Oh yes, it was lovely, Kakashi was practically playing the roll of mother.”

[flxmingleaf]

baka-naruto:

          “So when are you gonna get                        married, Iruka-sensei!?” 

“I am married Naruto, to the academy.”

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Mun: Iruka, this really is not a competition--

Iruka: ALRIGHT SEE HERE MINATO? I'M ALIVE, YOU'RE CLEARLY A HALLUCINATION, I GOT TO BE HIS FATHER AT HIS WEDDING--

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baka-naruto replied to your post: Hugs his second Tou-chan.

“Thank you for coming to my wedding, Iruka-sensei. It meant to the world to me, yanno.”

“Of course, I’d do anything for you.”

That’s why I’m the favorite.

[flxmingleaf]

Hugs his second Tou-chan.

@baka-naruto

“Hey Naruto, did you miss me?”

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senkoh:

“Unbelievable.” Holding in his laughter has never been this hard before.

“I’m still the favorite. I played ‘Daddy’ at his wedding.”

[flxmingleaf]

senkoh:

“That boy definitely took after his mother and if I know anyting he’ll most likely vouch for her instead of us.”

“When he imitates me he makes the face of a dolphin.”

INTERNALLY CRYING.

[flxmingleaf]

senkoh:

“Well, Naruto will vouch for me.“ Would he? Would he really? "On second thought, don’t ask.” He’ll only make the situation worse.

“Naruto wouldn’t even vouch for me and I’m like a parent. The one that didn’t die.”

[flxmingleaf]

Minato and Iruka would make the best ninja daddies