smoke 'em if you got 'em

Campbell Ash Rose is the name, and I promise you'll remember it. Currently attending The Academy with my two wonderful sisters. Touch them and you'll regret it. There's a girl named Abigail Anderson in my life, and I couldn't think of anyone more awesome....

[sofiacheyenne]

Damn it, Cam. 

[flyingcampbell-blog]

What?

[shademotta]

Smart choice. One is more than enough for any school to have.

[flyingcampbell-blog]

He can have all the poop talk, as far as I'm concerned.

[pkwilde]

They should keep their nocturnal emissions to themselves. Not to sound like a brat but I am completely jealous of your new awesome powers. I don’t think that power would make me burst pipes.

[flyingcampbell-blog]

Jealous? Burst pipes? Sounds like someone got Sofia's powers.

[sofiacheyenne]

Not the point. What power did you get stuck with? Hopefully Mac’s so Riley and Parker can stop their search.

[flyingcampbell-blog]

I actually got telekinesis. Hella rad.

[shademotta]

That sounds even worse than I thought it would.

[flyingcampbell-blog]

Definitely why I'm leaving the poop talk to Finn.

[sofiacheyenne]

You’re an idiot for eating too much.

[flyingcampbell-blog]

Would you expect any less?

[pkwilde]

It’s always preferable to not have the Academy be assholes. They get too much pleasure out of torturing us, in some places that would be considered a Philia. You’re enjoying your new powers?

[flyingcampbell-blog]

Yeah, they seem to have some sort of wet dream for torturing us. I am enjoying them, actually. Much better than last time. I can move shit with my mind.

[shademotta]

I’m sure he appreciates it. You guys are now bonded in brotherhood.

[flyingcampbell-blog]

Bonded in the brotherhood of poop?

[pkwilde]

Maybe the scars from last time helped soften the blow. Did you have a good Thanksgiving besides the whole swap? Riley tried to find you to have dinner with us but we figured you were just enjoying break.

[flyingcampbell-blog]

That's a possibility, though having my wings gone again is not preferable. Yeah, I was off enjoying the break. And you know, these temporary powers.

[pkwilde]

You seem to be taking this a lot better than you did last time. How are the shoulders doing?

[flyingcampbell-blog]

Sore, but having my wings ripped from my back for a second time is somehow less painful.

[shademotta]

Have you been spending time with Finn? You should find a bathroom.

[flyingcampbell-blog]

I might have, maybe. But the poop talk is for him.

[flyingcampbell-blog]

I ate so much food, oh my God. Am I induced to a ten yet? This food baby needs to leave my body now.

[shademotta]

Congrats on the facial hair. Growing up so fast.

[flyingcampbell-blog]

I think something happened at that camp.

[pkwilde]

I must have been really high last year because I could have sworn you took on the alien with us.

[flyingcampbell-blog]

Honestly, tried to block out any part that included that thing.

[flyingcampbell-blog]

aqua-fia said: You went to prom last year, dumbass.

I mean a prom where the school doesn't maliciously attack us for fun. I plan on crashing some normal high school's prom.

[flyingcampbell-blog]

Apparently, becoming a junior means I get to go to prom and now, I can grow facial hair.

[shademotta]

Now that’s more like it.

[flyingcampbell-blog]

You're a bad influence, Shade.