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Phil is not on fire 8
i'm what the kids call
really exhausted. I’m so tired.
me: i want to die
me: oh no what if my friends get worried
me: i want to die™
me: that’s better ,, now it’s ‘ironic’
What did Americans do because of the Stamp Act? They licked the British
(my spelling in primary school lmao)
This one is really bad 😂 Why did Columbus cross the ocean? To get to the other tide
omfg MEEE
What does the Statue of Liberty stand for? It can’t sit down 🗽
she got a sore butt
Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons? He wanted to Mark Antony😂
omfg
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Libertea ☕️
ayyyyyyyyyyy
What was King Arthur’s favorite game? Knights and crosses ❌⭕️
knights hehehehee
What was the most popular dance in 1776? Indepen-dance 🙄😂
omfg thats my kind of dance
Why was the King a foot tall? Because he was a ruler👑
im cryin
How did Vikings communicate at sea? By Norse code😂
omfg norse code
I'm going all out history puns bc I know you love history
ur my fave <3
What was Camelot famous for ? It's knight life
omg
things girls do that i love:
become active primarily at night
have soft, thin, waxy black wings
use echolocation to find prey
eat over a thousand bugs in one hour
live in large groups in dark damp caves
go into torpor (regulated hypothermia that can last several months) in order to survive harsh long winters
some of them drink blood which fucking rules
some songs that will turn 10 years old in 2017:
apologize - onerepublic
beautiful girls - sean kingston
love song - sara bareilles
glamorous - fergie
shut up and drive - rihanna
this is why i’m hot - mims
how to save a life - the fray
no one - alicia keys
girlfriend - avril lavigne
bubbly - colbie calliat
crank dat - soulja boy tell ‘em
makes me wonder - maroon 5
don’t matter - akon
what i’ve done - linkin park
Rename the Netherlands to Dutchland