the kitten handbook
about me
hey there! i'm kitten (she/her), a 30-something bisexual plastic princess living in the heartland. i'm a sub who is blessed to have a wonderful owner and Sir (@lordjimmy03) 💕 and this blog is a way for me to share my depraved inner slut with Him and with the rest of the world. since He owns me and all my orgasms, Sir currently has me on denial like a good girl and He keeps me plugged whenever i'm edging and scrolling. i have tons of kinks, listed below, and i love to explore them and share them and talk about them! aside from bdsm, my main kink is bimbofication, so there's been lots of permanent changes i've made over the years (fake boobs, brazilian butt lift, rib molding, lasik, nose job, lip lift, fillers, botox, body piercings, acrylic nails, platinum blonde hair, etc...) and there's lots more planned (bigger boobs, bigger butt, bigger lips, another lip lift, jaw surgery, etc...). my pfp is actually a real photo of me and i do post content of myself occasionally, check my tags further down for that info. anyway if you have anything to say or anything else you wanna know, i love making new friends and talking with other moots or followers or hearing how hot my blog is... hope you enjoy!! 😉
rules
don't be an asshole don't be a bigot don't be a minor don't be a pedophile don't be a racist don't kink shame
kinks (not ranked, not exhaustive)
major * bimbofication * objectification * dollification * stepfordization * sluttification * edging * orgasm control / denial * dominance / submission * power exchange dynamics * size / strength differences minor * dumbification * exhibitionism * cnc * free use * bondage * impact play * predicament play * praise / rewarding * hypnosis * humiliation / degradation * conditioning / brainwashing * cock worship / cum addiction * patriarchy / misogyny never * scat / urine / blood * pedophilia * necrophilia * age play * incest * bestiality
my tags
#twinkletwinkle // bimbo inspo, enhanced fucktoys, fake tits, lips, and asses #fashionablegirl // fashion inspo, beautiful women wearing cute, sexy outfits #barelybreathing // short smut, fantasies, musings, clips, captions, and GIFs #writtenkitten // anything i wrote, could be a short little quip or this very post #unwrittenkitten // anything with me actually in it, like a picture or a video #justforsir // content that reminds me of Sir, things for us to try, or stuff he'll like #storytime // long, hot, lurid, steamy, sexy, smutty, twisted stories and fantasies #eyeofthebeholder // exceptionally artistic content that's still pornographic
asks / DMs
my asks are open, as are my DMs... shower me with attention <3 send me porn or talk to me about my kinks or call me a slut or tell me what you want to do to me in excruciating detail or anything in between, but if you annoy me or act like a dumbass i'll block you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
disclaimer
this is a NSFW blog where i share content that could be considered pretty extreme at times, but remember everyone involved is either fictional or a consenting adult, so please don't take anything too seriously, at the end of the day it's just kinks and fantasies
