#writtenkitten

[flyoverbarbie]

the locks and the nails and the chains and the straps and how hot i look and remembering the way it felt to pose like this and shoot these 🥵

[sing-o-clio]

Ok, so I just discovered written?kitten and I think I’m in love. A new picture of a cute animal every 100 words? I’m sold! I’ve normally found it really hard to find a good reward to motivate myself, but this does the trick.

You should try it!

[flyoverbarbie]

ok so i think the King was really on to something with his have it your way ad campaign, all we need to do is make it kinkier

“have it your way”

for a limited time only, the King now offers bimbos, dolls, and other fucktoys so you’ll really have it YOUR way! at the King you can choose her lips, her tits, her ass, you can pick fake or natural, have your favorite hole, your favorite skin color, your favorite voice, or no voice at all! can’t decide on just one? with one of our new combos, you don’t have to! the King is happy for you to mix-and-match however you like! you won’t be disappointed and that’s the King’s satisfaction guarantee, so cum on down and “have it your way” today!

[flyoverbarbie]

everyone look at my cute PJs 🥰

[flyoverbarbie]

sometimes i really love my life 🥰

[flyoverbarbie]

the kitten handbook

about me

hey there! i'm kitten (she/her), a 30-something bisexual plastic princess living in the heartland. i'm a sub who is blessed to have a wonderful owner and Sir (@lordjimmy03) 💕 and this blog is a way for me to share my depraved inner slut with Him and with the rest of the world. since He owns me and all my orgasms, Sir currently has me on denial like a good girl and He keeps me plugged whenever i'm edging and scrolling. i have tons of kinks, listed below, and i love to explore them and share them and talk about them! aside from bdsm, my main kink is bimbofication, so there's been lots of permanent changes i've made over the years (fake boobs, brazilian butt lift, rib molding, lasik, nose job, lip lift, fillers, botox, body piercings, acrylic nails, platinum blonde hair, etc...) and there's lots more planned (bigger boobs, bigger butt, bigger lips, another lip lift, jaw surgery, etc...). my pfp is actually a real photo of me and i do post content of myself occasionally, check my tags further down for that info. anyway if you have anything to say or anything else you wanna know, i love making new friends and talking with other moots or followers or hearing how hot my blog is... hope you enjoy!! 😉

rules

don't be an asshole don't be a bigot don't be a minor don't be a pedophile don't be a racist don't kink shame

kinks (not ranked, not exhaustive)

major * bimbofication * objectification * dollification * stepfordization * sluttification * edging * orgasm control / denial * dominance / submission * power exchange dynamics * size / strength differences minor * dumbification * exhibitionism * cnc * free use * bondage * impact play * predicament play * praise / rewarding * hypnosis * humiliation / degradation * conditioning / brainwashing * cock worship / cum addiction * patriarchy / misogyny never * scat / urine / blood * pedophilia * necrophilia * age play * incest * bestiality

my tags

#twinkletwinkle // bimbo inspo, enhanced fucktoys, fake tits, lips, and asses #fashionablegirl // fashion inspo, beautiful women wearing cute, sexy outfits #barelybreathing // short smut, fantasies, musings, clips, captions, and GIFs #writtenkitten // anything i wrote, could be a short little quip or this very post #unwrittenkitten // anything with me actually in it, like a picture or a video #justforsir // content that reminds me of Sir, things for us to try, or stuff he'll like #storytime // long, hot, lurid, steamy, sexy, smutty, twisted stories and fantasies #eyeofthebeholder // exceptionally artistic content that's still pornographic

asks / DMs

my asks are open, as are my DMs... shower me with attention <3 send me porn or talk to me about my kinks or call me a slut or tell me what you want to do to me in excruciating detail or anything in between, but if you annoy me or act like a dumbass i'll block you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

disclaimer

this is a NSFW blog where i share content that could be considered pretty extreme at times, but remember everyone involved is either fictional or a consenting adult, so please don't take anything too seriously, at the end of the day it's just kinks and fantasies

[flyoverbarbie]

you know, you’re saying i look cartoonish like it’s a bad thing and being kind of a jerk but i can tell your cock is rock hard in those pants so what do you really think?

[flyoverbarbie]

accidentally making myself incredibly horny whenever i have to interact with law enforcement from saying Sir over and over and over