FMA & FMAB Imagines for Nerds Like Me

REQUESTS ARE OPEN! Hello! I write fanfiction for anime that are no longer relevant because I need content for my soul.

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Hello, my dear fellow Fullmetal Alchemist fans! Have you ever felt that there just isn't enough FMA content out there, especially for us thirsting after the many men, weomen and gender neutral monsters of this franchise? Well look no further, because I am here to fufill all your desires to date these lovable characters! At least, I hope to help alongside all the other FMA fanfiction writers out there.

I guess I should introduce myself. My name is Lilly (please do not ask for my real name or other personal information). My prefered pronouns are she/her, but I have nothing against people using they/them when refering to me. I speak 3 languages: Estonian, English and German, so feel free to talk to me in any one of these. Please note that English or German aren't my first languages and I appologise profusely if you find any grammar/spelling mistakes in my writing.

On this blog I write the things my mind comes up with on its own and also any requests you have. If you want to request me to write something, please read the rules and act accordinly.

Which FMA series I have seen and will write for:

Fullmetal Alchemist (2003)

Fullmetal Alchemist Conqurer of Shamballa

Fullmetal Alchemist manga/Brotherhood

What I write:

Reader inserts aka Y/N fics

Oneshots

Headcannons

Crossovers

AUs

Fluff

Angst

Romance

Platonic relationships

Straight relationships

LGBTQ+ relationships

SFW

NSFW

Yandere

What I do NOT write:

Incest

Pedophilia

Abuse

Rape

Self-harm

Shipping (ex. RoxxEdward) (this is a reader insetrs blog, also I just don’t care enough about shipping in general and don’t want to cause a shipping war)

OCs (again, this is a reader inserts blog)

I will tag everything I write and give any warnings needed in case you do not wish to read fics containing certain tags.

I will update my rules and regulations in the future if needed. Please do not be afraid of reaching out to me in case you have any questions.

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I lived, bitch.

I'm back and ready to write some more FMA. Unfortunately, my inbox has been deleted and I've lost any progress I've made in my drafts.

I mean, to be fair, I haven't posted anything in like 2 years, so it's not like I could even remember where I was going with any of those half-baked fics, anyways.

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hi, when will requests be open again!

My inbox still has quite a few asks, but the requests are almost all done.

Requests will be opened soon.

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Hope it's okay to ask >.< i loved the yandere Kimblee you write for someone else a while ago, and was wondering if I could request something similar please? Kimblee with an unhealthy obsession for one of his underlings in the military and they've got like a dom/sub relationship going on?

A relationship with Yan!Kimblee (Gender neutral!Reader)

Warning(s): Unhealthy/obsessive relationships, abuse of power, non consensual touching, kind of suggestive

Pretty much any kind of relationship (and I use the term “relationship” incredibly loosely) with him is miserable, but if he’s a yan… May the old gods have mercy on your soul

He is a huge dick and does not hide it from anyone, he’s practically showing off

I said “is a huge dick”, get your minds out of the gutter

He first met you probably during the war when you were brought as a replacement for someone who died in battle, and Kimblee could not be happier

At first he thought that these obsessive thoughts would distract him from his “job”, but he soon found out that he liked it

He loved the power disparity between you two and would take advantage of it literally any chance he got

He has to take his underling with him on his missions, he explains to the officers, after all, he was put in charge of you and what kind of superior would he be if he didn’t take care of and teach the newbie?

War is chaos and yet, he understands the madness and he wishes for you to learn as well

Expect to never leave his side; whether it’s time to head out to fight, taking your well-earned lunch break, or even in the showers (you might not even notice he’s with you until he suddenly touches you)- he has you right next to him

After he was arrested, you breathed a sigh of relief, believing that he was finally out of your hair for good

It’s been years since Ishval and you were making progress on moving on from what happened, especially Kimblee

But then, he was released and Kimblee was missing his favourite little underling

Oh yeah, he’s a huge dick

And once again, I’m saying that he is a huge dick, I’m not talking about his massive, throbbing, veiny-

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Hey there!! Are you taking requests by any chance??

Sorry, but requests are currently closed. The status is always displayed in the bio section at the very top.

Feel free to request something once I am taking them some time later.

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I am still thinking about Re:Zero every day, season 2 spesiffically. I did not choose to watch peak fiction, it chose to assimilate me into itself.

I still simp for Reinhard, but not as much as I simp for Subaru, my king. I don't think I have disliked a single episode. My top 5 episodes are probably: Season 1 episode 15, season 1 episode 18, season 2 episode 4, season 2 episode 8 and season 2 episode 24 (no real order I cannot choose).

I'm about to start Arc 5 of the novel, because I fear that it's going to take another 4+ years to get the next season.

I need some moots to talk about this series and my obsession with it.

This story has swallowed me whole, mind, body and soul and refuses to spit me out.

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since i don't know if u write for two people as well u can just do one of the two :0 how would lust or envy react to their partner coming out as trans (ftm) would they be supportive? :3

Note: I am not trans myself, so I don’t know personally what that experience is like. If I make a mistake in my writing of trans characters, please point it out so I can fix it as soon as possible and apologise.

Lust and Envy (separate) with a trans(ftm)! s/o

Lust

She is really grateful that you told her

The fact that you told her of all people before anyone else is a great show of trust

She immediately takes a whole day off for the two of you to go around shopping for new clothes

Whether it’s something sporty, casual or more classy, she will get you an entirely new wardrobe suited to your needs and tastes

If you ever want to cut or style your hair, just call her

No point in paying someone when your insanely hot gf can give you a new look

Need surgery? She’s got the sharp fingers and knows the body well

RIP if anyone misgenders you, she’s really skilled with her fingers (Hahaha)

Envy

Honestly, I don’t think Envy would care a whole lot when you tell them

“Okay” replying ass

Envy is kind of used to changing their appearance often, so you being trans doesn’t change their view of you much, they just need to remember your prefered pronouns

Should anyone else misgender you, it’s over, even if it was by accident

Envy has no tolerance for that kind of shit

Envy is more than willing to give you some tips for looking/sounding more masculine

Probably steals hormone pills from the pharmacy

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could i get uhhhh yandere Kimblee headcanons pls

Yandere! Kimblee (Gender neutral! Reader)

Warning(s): Unhealthy relationships, manipulation, mention of death and torture/punishment, etc.

Nasty cockroach man ew

This manipulative bastard knows exactly how to get under your skin and pick at your brain

A very unhealthy, sick and disgusting “brat tamer”

He won’t even think about hiding his unhealthy feelings for you

He’s a lot of things (murderer, psychopath, war criminal), but untrue to himself he is not

He offers you an ultimatum: choose him or… you know, die

But he doesn’t say it so directly, it’s more subtle, but you can still understand what he’s saying

Don’t even try to manipulate him into letting you go. Don’t even think about it

You’re just asking to be put in solitary confinement for weeks at a time, aka his preferred method of torture/punishment

He can see through people like they’re pristine glass and read them like children’s books

He’s a human lie detector

He’s probably the hardest person to manipulate (the easiest would most likely be Alphonse or Mustang, but Al slightly more)

Your life will him will truly be miserable in every way and there’s no way out until death decides to finally come for you

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👉👈 nsfw Greed imagines with gender neutral partner?

A.N This will be my first time actually writing nsfw, so it will most likely suck (pun intended). I’ve tried to before, but I’ve always bitched out at the last second when I have to write the spicy stuff.

NSFW Greed (Gender neutral) Minors DNI! 18+ Stuff

First off, can we all agree that Greed totally blasts “Sexyback” at max volume all the time

While he is greedy and wants things to go his way, he would never try to force or coerce his s/o into sex or any new kink

The consent is the hottest part of sex

But do expect him to smack and/or grab your ass sometimes

Mans is an ass man 100%

That’s not to say that he doesn’t like the other parts of your body, he really does, it’s just that the ass is the easiest to grab

I get major "I like a tall partner with a big ass/I like a partner who can kick my ass" kinda vibes from him

Let’s be honest, he’s not a strict “one partner” kinda guy

He’s down for a threesome, foursome, a whole orgy, as long as the others don’t get too greedy and hoard you to themselves

King of dirty talk, change my mind (you can’t)

I feel like his sex drive goes through the roof when he’s drunk

That’s not to say that he isn’t already horny  on main 24/7

If there is one thing that makes his pee pee go stiff, it’s thigh highs or any kind of underwear

You could be wearing a big ol’ pair of granny panties and he’s still over there, head empty, horny thoughts

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Hey! If you write for envy could I request (either headcqnons or a oneshot whichever comes to your mind!) Envy slowly falling in love with a human?

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A.N This could just be some Mandela effect bullshit, but I do not remember Japanese Envy ever refer to themselves with he/him pronouns (also fanfics often go with either he/him or they/them pronouns). I might just be remembering things wrong and my understanding of Japanese (especially pronouns and anything relating to gender) is very limited, so take this with a grain of salt.

Anyway, I’ll be referring to Envy with they/them pronouns until someone corrects me. Rant over.

Envy falling for a human (Gender neutral)

I can see this going two different ways depending on which canon Envy we’re talking about; either it’s 2003 Envy, where this might just be possible, or manga/Brotherhood Envy, where the chances of this actually happening are nonexistent tbh

Envy hates humans from the bottom of their Philosopher’s stone heart

Even if they do find someone they don’t loathe, I just don’t see them ever truly loving someone, liking them yes, but not loving

They are the absolute worst of all the homunculi in every way

Seriously, if someone gave me the choice between having Envy as my significant other or living the rest of my life with my coochie stuck inside an anthill, I’d be slathering on the honey before they could even finish the question

But let’s set my own feelings aside and play devil’s advocate

If we are talking about '03 Envy, then I can see this happening, even if the possibility is slim

'03 Envy is so caught up in their own emotional rollercoaster that is their entire existence, and let's be honest, they do really need someone in their life who they don’t hate/isn’t trying to manipulate them

Let's say that he was tasked to keep an eye on you because you might mess with their plans

While spying, they start taking notice of small things about you that have nothing to do with the mission

They eventually get tired of just watching, so they approach you for real (in disguise, of course)

Over time they start to really like you, more than they thought

They have an urge to keep you away from their plans and other homunculi, even though they know it’s impossible

You might find out the truth about them and try to convince them to switch sides (possible in ‘03 Envy’s case, but not as much for manga/Brotherhood Envy)

It all depends on how deep your bond is and how much they care about or trust you

If you are successful, congratulations, you managed to beat fate in interdimensional chess using the wrong formula, but still got the right answer

If Envy chooses you, they’re yours forever, they trust you over anyone, even themselves

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Dating headcanons for Ling, please!

Relationship with Ling (Gender neutral!Reader)

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Ling unironically says poggers (this has nothing to do with anything, I just felt I needed to say that)

I hope you bring money with you, because this mans could absolutely eat you out of house and home (not that he would do something so mean to his s/o)

But you do need to make sure to carry snacks around for when he gets the munchies

Very clingy boy

Always holding your hand, hugging you, etc.

His goal is to make you laugh once a day at least

Really wants to take you traveling around Xing

Really likes giving gifts, even really random ones like

"Hey babe, I found this shiny rock for you."

While he is goofy most of the time, he’s not stupid by any means, he knows that as one of the potential heirs, there are going to be people coming after him, and by extension, you

People have been trying to assassinate him since he was little, it's easy to assume that those same people would try to take you hostage or worse

So he's always with you, or has Lan Fan and Fu looking after you from afar

He's also giving to teach you ways to defend yourself: martial arts, weapon wielding, with Ed's help maybe some alchemy

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Ok would relationship headcanons for CoS!Ed differ to the previous Ed relationship HCs?

Oh Conqueror of Shamballa, if only you were more than a pretty face, we might have had something. As disappointed as I am with the movie, I respect them for making Edward that fucking pretty. He has no right to be that beautiful, but he still is (there’s a reason why the header of this blog is a gif of him). Maybe I just have a thing for suits-

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CoS!Edward Relationship headcanons (Gender neutral!Reader)

Tbh not a whole lot has changed: he still has no idea how romantic relationships really work, he still gets a bit embarrassed when he receives affection

But I do feel he would be a lot more open about his feelings, he’s a lot more mature by the end film than he was in the TV series

Like at the end he’s defeated the villain, he’s come to terms with his existence in the other world, then he sees his s/o after the battle and he’s just filled with so many emotions all at once

He runs up to them and immediately hugs them, asking questions like “are you okay?” and “are you hurt?”

After confirming that you are, indeed, alright, he feels so relieved

But the moment he looks into their eyes, all those feelings of love hit him harder than ever

“I love you.”

Fucker’s so smooth in this instant, even if it isn’t intentional

He’s said it before, but this time it was full of so much raw emotions that you can't help but blush

He got that reaction he wanted out of you (if you're confused, read my headcanons about him being called "beautiful" by his s/o)

He finally gets to introduce his brother to you! You have no idea how happy this makes him

Also you can't call him crazy anymore when he tells you stories from the other world, because the movie's plot happened

He kind of wants to show off when he's telling his stories, talking about how strong he was there, able to use alchemy, able to beat 20 guys within 5 minutes, etc. Al is there to correct him, thought.

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I'm so glad you're doing better!!! Still, don't forget to take care of yourself ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/ love you ❤️ -Yasu

That covid sure was an annoying illness to go through. I know that my experience was a lot better compared to some others, and I’m not trying to sound disrespectful, but I am really glad that that’s finally over.

I sure have lots of catching up to do, both at school and here on the internet. I may have been able to do some stuff online, but I have a lot of baking classes to make up for, not to mention papers from other classes.

Due to that, and the fact that I have quite a few requests sitting in my ask box, I’ll be temporarily closing requests. It will be opened once Im ready with the other requests. Currently I have to finish three one-shots (one of wich was not a reqest, but something I wanted to post near the beginning of this blog’s creation) and 6 headcanon requests.

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Wishin u a speedy covid recovery!!

Thanks for the get well wishes!

I want everyone to know that I’m doing much better than before. I’m not showing any of the symptoms anymore and am allowed to go back to school the day after tomorrow.

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May I request an Edward Elric x reader where the reader is a chimera that purrs and tilts their head a lot?

I come back after a few days and you make me look at this.

I'm not comfortable with furry stuff, fam. I'm assuming you're talking about like neko girls and such (that I'm fine with I love cat girls), but whenever I hear chimera in the context of FMA, all I can think about is Nina and all the other literal monsters.

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I just wanted to let you know I hope you and your family recover from the Rona, and thank you for the yandere headcanons!!! Love from Florida!!! 💕💞💖💘💕

Thanks for the suppourt! We are slowly, but surely, recovering. At least now we don’t have to worry about covid anymore, unless a mutated strain decides to rear its head.

So far, my sympoms haven’t really shown themselves, so I’m most likely asymptomatic, or they’re just really weak. So I’ll be back on my feet soon.

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I hope you’re well, can you do headcanons of what yandere Edward Elric and yandere Alphonse Elric would be like? I’m really curious! Thank you!!!

A.N Tbh, I’m not doing so hot right now. School has been kicking my butt, just really trusting it in there, you know. As it turned out, three of my family members have caught the big rhona (and it’s almost impossible that I’m not infected), so I’m stuck at home for a while. At least I have my fics and this blog to work on so I won’t keel over from boredom and homework.

Also I finally get to write yandere stuff. It’s one of my favourite topics, but I hardly ever get to write for it. That being said, I do not condone any of the behaviour seen in this.

TW: unhealthy relationships, obsessive behaviour, kidnapping, etc.

Yandere!Edward

Yandere type: Protective

He knows that his feelings aren’t normal or right, but he just can’t help it, he loves his darling too much

Will bend over backwards to make sure his darling is safe and protected

No killing though

Only ever spills blood if he's outraged (like when he was beating Tucker's face in once he figured out what happened to Nina)

If he ever sees someone hurting his darling, you better get out of the splash zone because he will raise hell

He really would prefer not to kidnap his darling, since he travels a lot, and would only do it if he’s absolutely convinced that they’re not safe anywhere

But when that threshold is breached, it’s over and there’s no leaving the house

Will literally make a house with alchemy out in the middle of nowhere

No one but him knows the location, so it’s much easier to hide you from the government or the homunculi

He wishes he could spend more time with his darling, but he can’t, if he stays hidden too long, Bradley and the others get suspicious

He makes sure that his darling is set for however long they need to be alone until he returns

Water and electricity is always running, food to last until the heat death of the universe, and even a pet to keep them company

Whenever he is around though, he’s attached to his darling’s hip 24/7

Clingy as hell, always cuddling, holding hands, kissing, etc.

He’s been away for a long time so he needs to catch up on the love he’s been missing

He dreams of having that perfect domestic family life

He wants to come home from a long hard day of work, smell the scent of fresh food coming from the kitchen, hug his darling and tell them how much he loves them

Maybe even a child or two running around

Yandere!Alphonse

Yandere type: Obsessive

He lives vicariously through his darling

It’s been so long since he’s felt the rain against his skin, or eaten a tasty meal, or slept on a soft bed

So whatever they feel, he feels

He’d ask them all the time about their day; what they did, what they ate, how they slept, and so on

He’s really gathering all their preferences, but he also genuinely wants to know what they like

Things they like to eat, their favourite clothes, their daily routine, etc.

He wants to sort of ease them into a relationship

Similar to his brother, Al would really only kidnap his darling when he feels they aren’t safe anymore

And also because he doesn’t want his darling to find out about this “darker” side of him, as he’s rather ashamed of it

He’s fully aware that his obsessive desires aren’t healthy for both him and his darling

At first he tried to hide those thoughts under a big heavy blanket of shame, but it didn’t help

Eventually he just gave up and embraced his obsessive self

Once he does get his body back he will not let go of his darling

He’s waited so long to hold them, show them how much he loves them

He’s only letting his darling help him with recovery

He wants them to be the first thing he sees when he wakes up, the first person he gets to hold hands with and feel their warmth