excuse my ego

excuse my ego, can't go incognito. every time you see me, it's like winning big in reno. comme des garçons (like the boys), i'm so confident. hot like a fever, make you a believer. write my name up in the sky from paris to shibuya. you should never be ashamed to have it all.

[fmaudrey]

maris racal & she/her / cis woman ‷ watch out , audrey managbanag has crash-landed into roswell !! they look 22 years old and celebrate their birthday on january 12 . they are from panglao, philippines, reside in aurora apartments and are currently working as musician/student. one thing you should know about them is she used to write fanfic for radio dramas.‷ ( thia, she/her, 20, gmt )

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[fmaudrey]

bleumngs:

      ‘  you  mean  how  she  totally  cheated  on  her ?  ’  gigi  asks  ,   popping  a  fry  in  her  mouth  as  she  chews  ,   dark  eyes  wide  with  things  such  as  innocence  .    ‘  i  heard  about  them  from  the  redhead  ,   she  was  pissed  .  ’  

“what? no way!” said audrey, “look at her. gosh, gi, i’d totally treat her right.” she asked, “so what else did you hear about them? there was this girl who cheated on her boyfriend with an. and i quote, ‘alien.’ don’t tell me this one is gonna use the alien excuse on her gf too.”

[fmaudrey]

docadrienne:

    though she wasn’t prone to sharing people’s secrets with others apart from her husband, adrienne hardly ever denied someone else offering information to her. she poked at her plate briefly before her gaze trailed audrey’s to the pair she’d alluded to. “no, i haven’t,” she said in a hushed tone. “are they in love? in a fight? everyone is ok?” she said, suddenly overwhelmed with concern.

“lovers’ quarrel,” said audrey. “i heard from a doctor that one of those ladies is a borderline hypochondriac.” she wondered if the lady beside her had any ties to the medical community too and could provide her with more details. “that kind of thing poses a problem to a relationship, doesn’t it? i’m a med student, but i haven’t been around any of the hospitals enough to know all the gossip, apparently.”

[fmaudrey]

malcyab:

𝐀 𝐋𝐀𝐔𝐆𝐇 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐀'𝐒 𝐋𝐈𝐏𝐒 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐃 𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐀𝐆𝐄. “fifty? do i look fifty?” she asked, giggling, “no, i’m thirty-four.. and i don’t think he’s a day over twenty-one.” malaya added, “but, thank you. don’t worry you’ll be beautiful no matter what.” she reassured, “let me check my bag.” malaya giggled at the younger girl’s concern. she searched through her back and found a pack of gum. “will this do?” she asked pulling it out. “i personally think he’d like your burger breath or not.”

“no, you don’t look fifty. but that’s what would make it so unfair if you were.” audrey said, “i’d like to think that i’ll look beautiful forever. but i can’t be too complacent. do you have any skincare tips and all that?” she took the gum. “i know, i’m very charming, but...” her head whirled to the side when she heard thundering footsteps. “oh, there you go. the guy stormed off. well, i’ll talk to him next time.”

[minjeongwinters]

Maris Racal as Cassandra in The Kangks Show (2021–)

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reinahernandez:

“I would think a college student would be smarter than making comments to someone whose already pissed off enough.” She retorted. “Go ahead and post it on social media because i can make your life hell.” she warned.

Audrey was certain she could make the other’s life hell too. She’d decided, however, that she wasn’t worth the energy. All she wanted her to know was that... “Oh, you think I’m afraid of you. That’s cute.” Nice try at an Uno reverse, but as far as she was concerned, Audrey was the one who scared people and not vice-versa. “I hope you’re proud of your behavior tonight, Miss.”

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svnshineheart:

at the inference of a piece of juicy gossip, ellis decided to bite. with a curious glint in their eyes, he tried to figure out where the woman was looking before his eyes finally locked with the other’s target. “oh - them? shit, no fuckin’ idea. there’s gotta be some story there though, they’ve been going at it for at least fifteen minutes.” after realizing that they had been gazing just a bit too long, he looked back to her with his signature goofy smirk. “you don’t fight like that without a story.”

audrey concentrated, trying to pick up some words from the two women’s argument. “okay, okay, so i hear the word... preen...” pause. “money...” pause. “glamorous...” pause. “either mother and father or motherfucker.” in a hushed tone, she asked them, “oh my god. what are your theories?” she coughed to clear her throat before telling him, “my first theory is that they’re fighting about their upcoming wedding. i heard preen, but cheekbone lady could’ve actually said PRE-NUP. and of course, money. parents. one of them wants a glam wedding, but it’s too expensive.” she says, “my second theory is that the other lady spends too much time and cash on cosmetics. like, it's a problem now.”

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malcyab:

𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐄𝐗𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐍 𝐀𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 story that was being told to her. “an alien?” malaya’s eyes wided in complete shock. she let the girl continue. brows raising at the gossip. this was so out of character for malaya. she was far too old to be listening to small town teenage gossip.. yet here she was completely falling into it. “well, that is sad and in very poor behavior. no one should cheat.” she agreed, and then let out a laugh at the comment on the young man. “hm, i wouldn’t go as far as yummy. but he is very handsome. just a shade too young for my liking.” she giggled, it was kind of fun to talk boys. her daughter wasn’t at the age for this yet and honestly.. her husband was ten years older than her.. so even though she couldn’t agree about the young man she thought it was cute audrey liked him so. “i say you should comfort him when she gets up and leaves.”

“yeah, omg. that’s what she claimed. i personally don’t buy it,” replied audrey. ROUND eyes focused on the other when she mentioned the guy being too young. “wait, how old are you? don’t tell me you’re one of those people who are like, 50 but look like that. ugh.” she said, “whatever age you are, you look fabulous. i hope i look that good in the future too.” she asked, “do you have a breath mint or something? i don’t want my breath to smell like burger grease if i talk to him.”

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loviingcare:

“I tend to prefer minding my own business.” It’s very New York of him, but then he feels the nosy Italian-ness creeping up on him. “I’m privy to a lot of personal information; and people tend to feel comfortable telling me more.” Leo casts a quick glance, almost unnoticeable. “The one with the braids is borderline hypochondriac. Treats the family clinic and the ER like a revolving door.” He sips his coffee. “That kind of thing can create a lot of discord in a relationship.”

“OMG,” says Audrey with a soft gasp. “That’s actually so sad....” She puts a hand to her heart in sympathy. “But PLEASE, never mind your own business. The public deserves to know!” She asks, “Are you some kind of doctor, then? It didn’t occur to me how many juicy secrets I’d get to know once I work at the hospital.” She tells him, “I’m a med student, bestie.”

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ofdcys:

      hearing someone speak, zoey looked up from her phone at audrey before looking over at who she was referring to. “ oh, them? ” she tilted her head to the side. “ i know that one of them just got out of a relationship, because they were originally with someone else, but those two are too close to be just friends. ” she shook her head. “ it’s absolutely mental. ”

“oh? eww,” said audrey. “but i guess i can’t say i’m surprised... like, look at that man. look at his hair.” she rolled her eyes. “gelled spiky hair and he’s going around shirtless in a cafe. i’m not surprised he’s an ass. but that lady’s an ass too.” audrey could hardly be called a saint, but she definitely wasn’t a cheater. “but, you know, you’re from la. i’m sure you know of more fascinating cases than this small-town drama.” barely reining in her excitement, she asked, “do you know anything juicy, bestie?”

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harlanboyd:

        should harlan get involved with any sort of town gossip? no, but he’s got to admit that being a newbie and knowing nothing has piqued the slightest of curiosities. the fork drops into his cobb salad, peering over at the younger woman after a look at the people in question. “no, can’t say i have. are you going to fill me in?”

“yes, yes, okay. so here’s what i have so far,” says audrey. “you see that man wearing a panda hoodie?” she pauses, leaving him time to answer. “he claims that he’s in contact with aliens, i heard. and those two other guys with him... they’re apparently planning to let him ‘deliver’ them to the aliens?” she asks, “do you believe in aliens? i don’t.” or at least, she doesn’t care enough to expend any energy on believing in aliens. “but i’m so curious what they’re planning to do. why would they chat about alien contact in this cafe too? i don’t buy it. this is probably gonna be some scripted stunt, don’t you think?” 

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malcyab:

𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐎𝐖𝐍𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐆𝐎𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐏 𝐆𝐎 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃-𝐈𝐍-𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃. malaya looked over from her seat at the question. trying to be as conspicuous as possible. “i’m far from a fountain of roswell gossip.. but i’m not sure. have you?”

“yes,” said audrey. it was never a trouble for her to dispense some gossip. “so basically, the girl said that she slept with an alien. the guy’s upset because like, that’s cheating, right? but they’re talking it out now. i feel bad for him, honestly. i don’t believe that aliens exist, but my theory is that she did sleep with someone but is saying it’s an alien to make him less upset.” she sighed. “that’s crap behavior. but if he needs comfort, i’m here. he looks yummy, doesn’t he?” she looks to the older woman for her opinion on the guy’s hotness, not considering that he was visibly in his early 20s like audrey and that the other may find him too young to be ‘hot’ or ‘yummy.’

[fmaudrey]

fmaudrey:

ender was dedicated to her chocolate shake , or at least that was what she wanted the other crashdown patrons to think . she was fascinated with both the extraterrestrial ( and the potential lack thereof ) alongside the townsfolk , the mundane gossip between exes ; whenever she sensed hushed voices her ears practically burned in anticipation . “ – mhm . apparently she thinks she was abducted and is convinced she slept with an alien . he’s mad because technically she cheated . i don’t know who’s side i’m on , “

“i mean, i don’t really know if aliens exist,” said audrey. “and you know i don’t particularly care. but maybe she did sleep with someone else, and she’s saying it’s an alien because she thinks that’ll somehow make him less hurt. that’s still cheating. but yeah, we don’t know enough to...” audrey’s assessment was cut short by the girl pouring her milkshake on the guy and storming off. “oh my god.” she put a hand to her mouth, suppressing a squeak that would turn into a bout of laughter. “i shouldn’t laugh, i shouldn’t laugh.” her spare hand grabbed her friend’s arm.

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loviingcare:

Leo can’t even lie to himself anymore about why he keeps showing up here, why his eyes keep returning to the direction of the counter. “—Huh? Sorry, were you speaking to me?” He’s frozen, as if he’s being interrogated. “I don’t, ah, tend to keep track of gossip. Not on purpose, anyway.” He can’t help it that some people seem to get too comfortable around him, a trusted doctor and community member.

“You look like you know a lot about other people,” says Audrey. “Not on purpose?” she echoes. “That’s an interesting choice of words. An unintentional gossip’s still a gossip, bestie. So, do you know anything about them?” She points her fork in the direction of the two women quarrelling, a lovers’ spat. Or ex-lovers, she supposes.

[fmaudrey]

availability: open to anyone

location: crashdown cafe

audrey digs into her cheeseburger. she tries to be discreet as she observes a few other people seated on the opposite side of the cafe. “have you heard about them?” screw alien conspiracies; audrey finds townsfolk gossip more interesting.

[fmaudrey]

anonymous asked: nearly witches (ever since we met…): name your favourite horror movie.

“probably the ring (1998). i used to like to pretend that i was sadako crawling out of that video tape. plus, the backstory and lore are so rich. i’ve spent days lost in all the sadako mythology.”

[fmaudrey]

reinahernandez:

Reina felt her blood boil once more, “Maybe i should send one more to the hospital tonight.” she threatened, her hands balling up into fists. Of course, she wasn’t able to do more when the same pair of hands returned to grab onto her arms. She had to admit, Rei was a bit drunk but she didn’t care right now.

“Yeah, go ahead. Be my guest,” said Audrey. Okay, she definitely had no plans of getting her sweet, precious, pretty face broken by some stranger at a bar. But she also wouldn’t cower in front of her. Or anyone. “I’m sure social media would love to see you roughing up a college student just ‘cause I called that catfight a mess.”