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Farah Mckeam, RN Twenty-five, and full of curiosity.

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@farahlynn: our girl is having her twins!!!!!! wish her luck !!!!!!!

@farahlynn: i should get back to work xoxo have a great night everyone

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@farahlynn: they're playing canadian idol and honestly that seventeen year old singing that old panic at the disco song is so adorable?

@farahlynn: does that make me creepy for saying that?

@farahlynn: oh god #iamnotacreep

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@farahlynn: !!!! i love babies so much !!!! working on this floor definitely makes me proud at what I do

@farahlynn: HONESTLY it beats working in the E.R, i was stressed every single day when I worked the E.R

@farahlynn: i mean i love the E.R but it just wasn't my forte anymore

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@farahlynn: the thing i love most about working night shift especially on the woman's floor is how 99% of the people on this floor, including the patients, are running on zero sleep so everything is always fun and less stressful

@farahlynn: this girl is due to deliver her twins anytime within the next few hours and she's honestly cracking the most jokes i think a woman in pain has ever cracked #truehero

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@farahlynn: HAPPY 2020!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@farahlynn: @airiiick please don't show your genitals on television again!!! i will smack you if you do!

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@farahlynn: HAPPY NEW YEAR'S EVE EVERYONE!!!

@farahlynn: be safe downtown!!!!! roads are crazy!!!!

@farahlynn: i don't want to see any of you in my E.R!

@farahlynn: so behave @airiiick @danfrancisco @oliverncompany

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@airiiick: my girlfriend left me for captain america

@airiiick: actually she threatened to leave me but i still feel betrayed

@farahlynn: @airiiick she left you for chris evans

@farahlynn: @airiiick how did she score that

@farahlynn: @airiiick :((( jealous

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@hayniki: @farahlynn i almost got an expensive bottle of wine but some asshole drank it all

@hayniki: @farahlynn it was mOSTLY JUST THE LAPTOP bc that shit is expensive

@farahlynn: @hayniki HOW RUDE!!!! I HAVE SOME WINE IF YOU WANT SOME!!!!!

@farahlynn: @hayniki SO TRUE!!! ALSO NIKI MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK I'M NOT YELLING AT YOU I PROMISE!!!

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@runandchase: @farahlynn THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY

@farahlynn: @runandchase NO CHASE I'M SERIOUS I THINK I BROKE MY PHONE PLS HELP!!!!!

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@hayniki: @farahlynn ur daMN RIGHT

@farahlynn: @hayniki WHAT ELSE DID YOU GET!!!

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@runandchase: @farahlynn DON'T YELL AT ME

@runandchase: @farahlynn ....

@farahlynn: @runandchase I'M NOT YELLING!!!! MY CAPS LOCK WAS STUCK!!!!!

@farahlynn: @runandchase DANG IT IT'S STUCK AGAIN!!!! :((((((

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@runandchase: WHO LEAKED MY ADDRESS I CAN'T MAKE SUGAR COOKIES FOR E V E R Y O N E

@farahlynn: @runandchase WHERE ARE MY STRAWBERRY STRUDELS!!

@farahlynn: @runandchase wow i'm sorry that sounded a little rude

@farahlynn: @runandchase where are my strawberry strudels :) ?

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@hayniki: for christmas i got a laptop for myself bc i'm making that $$$ #notbrokeanymore

@farahlynn: @hayniki woo!!!!!!!! treat yourself!! you deserve it :)

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domkazan:

Alright, I’m going to do it. Farah, will you let me take you out?

Let me guess, you won’t take no for an answer....so, sure.

I like Thai food.

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sabrina-rolkins:

I don’t know––I’ve been kind of avoiding men for a while.

Be brave. He looks decent........but then again --my first impression in guys end up being wrong ninety-nine percent of the time. Just follow your gut, Sabrina.

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roxy--jones:

Sounds like you’re not sure, princess.

At least I’m being optimistic.