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@royalmargo: Mom. Dad. Anyone. Please help. I'm at this bar and this guy won't leave me alone. Help. Please. Please.

@cbakery: @royalmargo Where are you? I'll kick his ass.

#i did this for u nancy enjoy #also lOOK AT CHASE #PROPER GRAMMAR ON SOCIAL MEDIA #HE'S GROWN #u don't need to respond i'm just amusing myself #tweet #c: daughter

@danfrancisco: @runandchase DUDE HOW MANY TIMES DID I HOOK YOU UP WITH THOSE FREE NACHOS

@danfrancisco: @runandchase ALL THE TIME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@runandchase: @danfrancisco OKAY FINE WHATEVER

@runandchase: @danfrancisco you could at least give me like 5 bucks or something come on man

#tweet #c: daniel

@troyestory: @runandchase i dont have any mooooney

@runandchase: @troyestory BUT I DON'T EITHER

#tweet #c: troye

@danfrancisco: @runandchase can I just get the free cookies

@runandchase: @danfrancisco dude

@runandchase: @danfrancisco no

#he probably had to ask someone to think of one tbh he's not that clEVER #c: daniel #tweet

@runandchase: i should start a kickstarter or something

@runandchase: FUND CHASE'S BAKERY ALL BACKERS GET FREE COOKIES

#tweet

@danfrancisco: @runandchase is that english

@danfrancisco: @runandchase he won't get any i'll feed them all to his dogs

@runandchase: @danfrancisco no

@runandchase: @danfrancisco GOOD

@runandchase: @danfrancisco WAIT FUCK DON'T HURT THE DOGS

#he's gonna kill the dogs i s2g sMH #c: daniel #tweet

@farahlynn: @runandchase I'M NOT YELLING!!!! MY CAPS LOCK WAS STUCK!!!!!

@farahlynn: @runandchase DANG IT IT'S STUCK AGAIN!!!! :((((((

@runandchase: @farahlynn THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY

#BC HE HAS TO MAKE SO MANY COOKI E S #HE CANNOT HANDLE I T #c: farah #tweet

@farahlynn: @runandchase WHERE ARE MY STRAWBERRY STRUDELS!!

@farahlynn: @runandchase wow i'm sorry that sounded a little rude

@farahlynn: @runandchase where are my strawberry strudels :) ?

@runandchase: @farahlynn DON'T YELL AT ME

@runandchase: @farahlynn ....

#FARAAAAH NO YOU'RE CAUSING HIM SO MUCH STRESS #tweet #c: farah

@danfrancisco: @runandchase yes you can

@danfrancisco: @runandchase believe in yourself

@danfrancisco: @runandchase also it was oliver

@danfrancisco: @runandchase what a doucebag

@runandchase: @danfrancisco I CAN'T IC ANA'T

@runandchase: @danfrancisco hE'S NOT GETTING ANY MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T GET ANY

#IT HAS BEEN FOR A WHILE YES #it makes me laugh #every time #tweet #c: daniel

@runandchase: WHO LEAKED MY ADDRESS I CAN'T MAKE SUGAR COOKIES FOR E V E R Y O N E

#tweet

ollliverrr

Don’t look at me like that. It’s a long story. –I’m babysitting my niece right now, and she decided to give me a nose job. Looks great doesn’t it? Model material.

whatchase

Fuckin’ kids, man, amiright?

#c: oliver

of-the-cross

– “Holy crap! What is this place?! It’s amazing!”

whatchase

What, I’ve never taken you back here before?

#c: cecile

fmckeam:

Uh….–I say go for it. There’s no harm in trying, right?

Yeah! Like, right!

#c: farah

wtftroye-blog

Well every time I try, he keeps telling me there’s really no need to call the cops and I’m like, why?! And he’s like, because we’re married! And I’m like, what the fuck?

whatchase

....Yo, are you talking about like, Oliver? Like, the dude you’re married to?

#c: troye