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@folks-say-maitlands
Charles: I will not be using a loophole. As always, I’ll be using the main hole or no hole. I choose no hole.
Beetlejuice: You just said “hole” way to much, man.
Adam: And that’s coming from BEEJ.
Charles: Yes, that’s concerning.
Beetlejuice coming back from the Netherworld: I’ve really missed these people. Lydia, Adam, bleh. I forget all their other names.
Delia: Time for a mental health check in! How’s everyone doing during quarantine?
Barbara: It’s been great getting to tend to my garden more and spend time with Adam and Lydia!
Adam: Yeah, and I’ve built a ton of new furniture!
Delia: How about you, Lydia?
Lydia, after leaving her room for the first time in two weeks: Wait we’re in quarantine?
Adam: Swear words are banned. If you swear you get punished, got it?
Beetlejuice: What the heck, that’s bullcrap.
Adam: You’re on thin fucking ice, Beej!
Adam:
Adam: Oh no-
Alex: *Tweets something funny*
Me: Alex is my favorite cast member.
Presley: *Posts a tiktok*
Me: Presley is my favorite cast member.
Kerry: *Sings*
Me: Kerry is my favorite cast member.
Dana: Posts a picture with her dogs.
Me: Dana is-
Charles: Can you guys be quiet for five seconds?
Lydia and Beetlejuice: Our record is three.
She wears short skirts I wear moldy suits, she’s cheer captain and I'm the B-to-the-double-E-J-F-U and Jesus, I can't spell.
Beetlejuice: Alright, I have a plan.
Adam: It can’t involve murder.
Beetlejuice: Alright, I don’t have a plan.
Delia: This says your blood pressure is 420 over 69.
Lydia: Ha nice.
Delia: You’re going to die.
Lydia: Ha NICE.
Barbara: Has anyone in your life ever told you they love you?
Beetlejuice: Does family count?
Barbara: Yes.
Beetlejuice: Then no.
Delia: My birthday party is going to be Titanic themed!
Barbara: Ooh awesome! I’ll dress up as Rose!
Adam: And I’ll be Jack!
Lydia: LAME. I’m going as the iceberg.
Beetlejuice: And I’m going as the door.
Playing Animal Crossing
Beetlejuice: Trying to kill the villagers.
Lydia: Creating an absolute hell for all the villagers and never paying off her loans.
Barbara: Creates the most beautiful towns with flowers and tons of villagers.
Adam: Focuses only on his house and not the rest of the town.
Delia: Somehow earns 1,000,000 Bells in the first 10 minutes of playing.
Delia: Hey, Lydia, what do you want your last meal to be?
Lydia: Popcorn kernels.
Delia: Why??
Lydia: My cremation will be EPIC
Beetlejuice: Remember, with great power comes great responsibility.
Lydia: Yesterday you tried to eat plastic fruit at the store.
Beetlejuice: Yeah, well I thought it was real and I wanted to make sure it wasn’t poisonous before you bought it.
Lydia: We were at hoBBY LOBBY
Adam: What’s your body count?
Beetlejuice: For what?
Adam: For how many people you’ve slept with.
Beetlejuice: Oh I thought you found the basement.
Adam:
Adam: Wha-
Beetlejuice: I poisoned someone’s drink but I forget who’s.
Adam: You WHAT?!
Charles: The way this dinner’s going I hope it’s mine.
Lydia: *starts drinking faster*