the dark knoght

he/him caped protector of gotham's streets

[follow4followbatman]

please dont ask me to follow you i cant figure out how to do it

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a mania plagues this city....

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if you dont hear from me its probably because im dead in an alley

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i saw you at a arby's

can everyone just leave me alone

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ok what the fuck the batmobile just lost a wheel and the joker is doing ballet

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my fucking justice check just bounced you have got to be kidding me

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ive been getting texts from trusted friends telling me theyve recieved messages from me asking them for money.

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i need $1000 to send to my mistress or she said she will leak my social security number + my dark sexual secrets

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i really need 1000 dollars

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i cant understand this fucking riddle

[jackryderofficial]

Usual bats, god we really let this man protect us!

HAHA!

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i dont do this because i want to ok so why dont you just back off ok and the riddler is frankly really unfair because i am always having to solve his riddles by myself and some of them dont even make sense and it doesnt help to just be mean to me you know

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one side red, one side white standing tall in the light what am i? - the riddler

I DONT KNOW

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christmas/santa claus

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whats his number

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one side red, one side white standing tall in the light what am i? - the riddler

I DONT KNOW

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i cant understand this fucking riddle

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im thinking of trying standup

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does anyone have health insurance i can borrow