An Average Post Grad

[perks-of-being-chinese]

someone: yeah i had a crush on them and turns out they liked me too so now we’re dating

me: ……okay……that sounds fake but okay….

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[shameshack]

[dkc2]

i would call the police then papa john himself

[hashtagloveloses]

[hashtagloveloses]

[hashtagloveloses]

put this in the MOMA

[twitterlols]

I want an invite

[h8moshofficial-deactivated20161]

[enterheavenalive]

[pineapplejarritos-deactivated20]

Cause it slaps next question

[sesh]

[corrupted-teens]

Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk

[lucid-bean]

[hell0-there-lady]

[keatonpatti]

I thought the closed captioning was messed up, but nope, he actually said that.

[curseworm]

does mace work on birds

[curseworm]

if a heron is attacking me will mace be an effective deterrent

[curseworm]

time sensitive question please respond

[dutchster]

reblog this with a picture best matching your current mood

[besnurched]

[babyanimalgifs]

[thejegsu12]

I’M OUT

[plantinghuman]

Funny way to find out which plant you might like to buy.

Source: apartmenttherapy.com

[herbwicc]

FOR MY FOLLOWERS THAT HAVE DIFFICULTY CARING FOR PLANTS AND ASK WHAT THEY SHOULD BUY, THIS IS REALLY GREAT!! 

[screamingcolor158]

So at target today I saw a guy kinda of eyeing the rep cds and I said it’s really good and he reopened with should I get it for my wife she likes Taylor AND I WAS LIKE UMMM YES YOU WILL GET MAJOR HUSBAMD POINTS AND HE LITERALLY BOUGHT A CD AND MAGAZINE THEN I SAW HIM LATER WITH HIS WIFE AND SHE WAS SO EXCITED

[taylorswift]

A modern day fairytale.