necroprimata

-"Death is the end of all things, and madness is an eternal melody."- i like to run, swin, lift weights, fight, eat, learn chinese and read books  /// mid 20's /// multi-fandom

[hitmewithcute]

Four year old beekeeper distracted by a roly-poly.

[woxihuanchifan]

it looks just like mega scrafty

[raccooncomic]

209. Sleepy

[alta-et-astra]

Perfectly captured the feeling

[abbaswift]

not to be a number nerd on main but 2025 (45^2) will be the only square year most of us ever experience. the last one was 1936 and the next one will be 2116

[ace-misplaced]

i very much will be a number nerd on main and the 27th of September will be extra special...

[yourfavvgal]

okay eva just wanted to say THIS IS SO COOL???

[vonkarmic]

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

[asterkallium]

piplup grain entrapment

[asterkallium]

piplup cares a lot about his work

[asterkallium]

piplup reports on the company's finances. layoffs are inevitable.

[asterkallium]

piplup takes a sick day

[asterkallium]

piplup considers some jorts

[asterkallium]

piplup forgives his father.

[asterkallium]

piplup goes grocery shopping

[asterkallium]

piplup jumps your battery

[asterkallium]

piplup lights the menorah

[asterkallium]

piplup sees the pale blue dot

[asterkallium]

piplup catsits

[asterkallium]

piplup hides a zombie bite from you

[asterkallium]

piplup studies plein air

[asterkallium]

piplup goes overboard at shopping therapy

[asterkallium]

piplup tells you it's a fiction. we made it up.

[drumlincountry]

If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

[depsidase]

[headdunk]

great image, helpful infographic. that being said this is the most useful reaction image ive seen in my life

[edenfenixblogs]

I love 100% of this

[autistic-af]

One of the most insidious aspects of being a high-masking, undiagnosed autistic (for me, at least) was learning that you can mask at home.

The one place that you're supposed to "be yourself" and you learn that no...you haven't been yourself there, either.

So, when I was officially diagnosed, I was left with this feeling of "I don't have any idea who I am". Not outside the house, not Inside the house, not even alone.

I felt like an empty shell.

It took years of unmasking and therapy to get where I am.

If you're newly diagnosed or self-diagnosed, please know that feeling is normal. Not everyone gets it as not everyone masks (remember, undiagnosed ≠ high masking), but if you're at the moment, please know you're not alone.

[kosmogrl]

[eclipse-ofthe-sun]

[aflo]

do you think the elevator has a favorite floor

[macklesufficient]

almost peed my pants today when my bf told me about this dude in his hometown who dressed up like ryan gosling in Drive every day (including driving gloves) but did not own a car. bf was like “yeah we called him Walk”

[transfemstalin-deactivated20260]

real yearners miss people BEFORE they're gone

[transfemstalin-deactivated20260]

TRUTHNUKE

[desinteresse]

When people say they don’t have time for their hobbies they usually have plenty of time, but they spend 8 hours a day on their phone.

[desinteresse]

If you ever catch yourself going “I didn’t have any time to have fun today” check your screentime fr

[desinteresse]

Social media cooperations are deliberately causing you to waste time on their apps. There are thousands of very smart people working around the clock to make you waste your time on their app. The fact that you can’t get off your phone isn’t a personal failing, but you’re the only one who can improve your situation.

It’s so hard to resist the urge but it’s absolutely worth the effort.

[machinot]

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

[starsapphire]

sex pollen is an integral part of the fanfiction ecosystem but i just don't think poison ivy would make anything that encourages procreation of even more humans. unless she figures out how to make the sex pollen same-sex specific or fertility-negating she's not making it at all. #philosophical

[starsapphire]

batman: throw your homosexual phytoaphrodisiac pollen wherever you like, pamela. it won't get past my rebreather. i've made sure of it. i learned my lesson the last time.

fujo poison ivy: how was it...

[sarahconnorjr]

[coffeemeetsanxiety]

[goobra]

bro is it parasocial to experience art

[mx-selfdestruct]

[mementojuicebox]