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i'm juiced

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

in my hometown there’s a swimming spot where a mine collapsed way back when and then beavers diverted the creek into the Gaping Scar of Earth and it filled up with creek water and the only way in is to jump off a cliff or swing in on a rope and you have to use a rope to get back out up a slope and I think my brain is all full of heavy metals and acid from swimming in there my whole life and that’s why I can’t do algebra

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Me before college: LOVE my swimmin hole

Me, one semester into my degree taking a class about acid mine drainage: oh no

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

this is also why I’m gay

[mousenemy]

[catasters]

[portmanteaurian]

I can't stop thinking about this picture of my sister's cat

[hungwy]

Respect to all the fast food workers out there. five guys guy literally said fuck it im giving you a free extra fry scoop directly into thr paper bag and Mcdonalds guy told me he doesnt care if he dies of corona

[sharlatan-ka]

Ben and Jerry’s is dangerous ice cream... capitalizes on the evolutionary human instinct to dig for chunks... before you know it half the pint gone

[errorschacha]

Replace Christopher Columbus Statue With the Route 1 Orange Dinosaur

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[not-10kko]

this is supposed to be a template but it's funnier this way

[mothcomrade-deactivated20251025]

everyone reblog and tag ur top three fruits i want to know

[evilvillain123456789]

Mao zedong got that "blown back by pussy stank" hairline

[ratfuck]

monsanto GMO cum would be like the black oil virus from the x-files

[ratfuck]

[cyelatm]

[badfey]

https://twitter.com/JoshuaPotash/status/1271988007688601600?s=19

things are going down in atlanta. people have shut down the I-75 in response to Rayshard Brooks' murder. its hard to find information on here - I don't know if it's tumblr shutting down the tags or what - so it's important to share.

Atlanta officer who fatally shot Rayshard Brooks has been terminated

Protesters angry over the fatal police shooting of a black man at a fast-food restaurant in Atlanta marched onto the highway Saturday, shutt

Atlanta police chief resigns after officers shoot, kill black man following struggle in Wendy’s drive-thru lane

Atlanta's police chief resigned Saturday hours after a black man was fatally shot by officers in a struggle following a field sobriety test.

police are cracking down on protesters. they pepper sprayed protesters and used flash bangs to attempt to clear people out from the Wendy's where Rayshard was murdered by police. it was after this that the Wendy's was set on fire

atlanta police have been notorious for brutality against protesters. an official amendment to a statement from the US Secret Service was released 14 hours ago (13/06/20) proving Atlanta PD's use of tear gas against protesters after weeks of lying:

the protests are working - the officer that killed Rayshard has been fired - but no one is facing charges yet, and this has to stop. in the words of Rayshard's cousin, Decatur Redd:

"We've been watching this happen for so many years, with young black boys around the country just dying in vain. I just don't want that to continue and keep happening like that."

support the protesters in their fight for justice and against the APD. Donate here to the Atlanta Solidarity Fund to help provide jail support, bail, and access to representation:

https://atlsolidarity.org

[nonbinarydave-archived]

unblock me you coward, how DARE you make fun of my son who I watched DIE on splash mountain. He was going to be an american hero and you mocked his death

@newturkdad Youre the coward here.

I never mocked or made fun of your dead son. All I did was repeat your story and said “what the fuck” because Disney basically devalued the life of a child to a pancake which is fucked up. I was saying what the fuck to Disney.

But you know what? I was just recently informed that youre lying. You stole that picture from a 2016 article about an officer from Baton Rouge (i can provide a link to the article but since you’re the one who stole it you probably already know which one I’m talking about) and if that actually happened there would have been at least ONE article about it which there is not. I probably should have known it was a lie since you admitted to just continuing having fun on your vacation after the death of your child and that you just accepted that your son was worth a shitty pancake, but i gave it the benefit of the doubt.

I spent hours sitting on this ask because I was trying to figure out how to approach this seen as how I originally thought you just didn’t know why I said “what the fuck”, and then lo and behold someone shows me proof that you’re a liar and in doing some extra research myself i find youre full of shit.

Pretending to have a dead child and lying about a tragic incident is fucking nasty and you should be ashamed of yourself for doing such a horrible thing as an excuse to harass people. That’s just wrong. I unblocked you specifically because i want to make sure you see this and that this gets to you so you know. I will however be blocking you again eventually because for obvious reasons I don’t want to cross paths with someone like you ever again.

[goneturkdad-deactivated20191130]

I had to see my son EXPLODE into blood when he flew off splash mountain like a wayward cannonball. It took us three weeks to find a piece of him, which necessitated us going to disneyland EACH DAY. We want to give him a Hero’s funeral and its terrible of you to cast doubt on our family’s grief.

The mickey pancakes are delicous (NOT shitty) and its very generous of Disney to compensate us. It is their way of showing us they care.

[nonbinarydave-archived]

It’s getting more and more obvious now that youre lying.

1. It’s rare to fall out of a roller coaster and if it was because the restraints weren’t fastened properly then it would be your fault that you didn’t properly check to make sure your child was safe or that he met the mandatory requirements for the ride which is YOUR responsibility and i wouldn’t be going around flaunting that fact out.

2. You said you stayed there because “it would be a waste” which is fucked up. I don’t care how much it wasted if my kid died there I’d fucking leave to mourn and bury her properly instead of asking for an amusement park to publicly bury a dead body there (which is also kinda fucked up). Not only that but you wouldn’t be picking up any pieces. The police would not let you, park staff would not let you. That area would be quarantined and managed. Plus if he “exploded” I doubt youd want to dig through for chunks of your kids remains, PLUS that area of the park would be closed off, PLUS there would be news reports about it, PLUS there wouldn’t BE anything left for you to have to bury, so obviously you didn’t have him in a casket. You said he skidded, now he exploded? Which is it, stick to one story if you’re gonna lie.

3. Why the fuck would you describe a child’s death in detail like that? If this actually happened then this is really fucked up for you to do.

4. THE PHOTO IS NOT YOURS YOU STOLE IT.

5. A hero’s funeral is for military veterans and shit.

6. Your a shit human being if you think an actual child’s life is worth some meaningless piece of shit flabby dough. That if this was true that you believe your child is worth a pancake which is shit. They don’t care. Stop deepthroating the boot.

Lying about a child’s death just as an excuse to harass people is disgusting.

[goneturkdad-deactivated20191130]

It was a huge mess, Disney & the paramedics wouldn’t help us so it was up to our family to clean up his remains. We did have to “dig through the chunks,” as you so crudely put it.

Yes, that is a real photo of Tanner’s “Officer Down” coffin, which cost us about $6000 before tax. We had to take out a loan to get it customized. It’s what he would have wanted.

Our family is not perfect, but we are doing our best. Getting the most out of our all-access Disney pass is helping us cope with our loss. You are a sick person who only wants to ruin our enjoyment of the park.

[nonbinarydave-archived]

You stole this image and you’re a liar who thinks it’s cool to joke about kids dying because youre a fucked up monster.

They do not just leave dead remains out for the family to pick up. That literally does not happen. Never has and never will. This is the most obvious and blatant lie next to the fact that you can’t even tell the same story since you keep changing it.

You still ignored all my other points. You are very clearly lying. You gonna fuck off now creature?

[goneturkdad-deactivated20191130]

Sorry but that image looks fake to me. I can prove what happened. They closed off a whole section of the park to allow us to collect the pieces of Tanner. Here’s the official documentation.

Unlike you I can actually prove what really happened so you’d better stop sending me threats and making fun of my child who turned into a fine red mist when he got launched off of Splash Mountain.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[butchniqabi]

i hope this makes sense but i always get kinda uncomfortable when people talk about colonization and put a huge emphasis on the accomplishments of the people who were colonized as if that’s the reason they shouldn’t have been subject to colonization. like when talking about sustainable farming practices or gender equality some folks still have this gross mindset, kind of like “these people shouldn’t have been colonized because they meet MY standard of a progressive society”. there are always people who won’t meet that standard and while it is important to talk about the history and culture of precolonial societies its so uncomfortable to see us to zero in on the ways these societies are “better”. like maybe my ancestors weren’t kings, maybe they weren’t agriculturally savvy, maybe their accomplishments wouldn’t impress an outside audience but no matter what they did not deserve to be enslaved and have their nations and land decimated. yall get me??

[ororomunroedontpullout]

I’ve already made this post but the fact that y’all think being ignorant and having no wish to learn about important things like how people are being oppressed around the world is cute and quirky is really despicable. Like…get a personality y’all took this “im a dumbass and gay 😋😋😝” shit too far and it shows. It’s 2019 and we read books and the news and we are actually engaging with new ideas in good faith. It’s not cute to act like you’re a complete idiot all the time

[ororomunroedontpullout]

I’m as silly as the next bitch I do dumb stuff and look for stuff I’m hold in my hand I double check 2+7 on my calculator etc but some of you really make being an idiot/stupid your sole personality trait and it’s kind of like all those self depreciating jokes. No more of that shit bruh it’s not funny anymore it’s stale get something new

[ororomunroedontpullout]

It’s especially troubling that white people use the “lol I’m an idiot” to things like about racism and colonialism. It gives them an easy out to not critically think about their place within racist systems because they are just “one braincell idiots” it’s frustrating. White people getting on posts about racism written by people of color and going “lol what does this say can some translate this for a dumb bitch 🤪🤪” is not only annoying, it makes it seem like racist concepts are just so high intellectual that is too incomprehensible for the “normal” person.