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David Hammons, African American Flag

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One of Maine’s many worst qualities is there’ll be a guy named Troy Jackson who when you see him is not a Troy Jackson at all. Pisses me off.

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More. MORE.

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You do all realize I am going postal on September 2nd if my guy doesn't win? I've put it in my calendar: 6:00 AM 9/2/26—go postal if primary not won by Poulos. Oh. For anybody who's like concerned, "going postal" means sending some strongly worded letters.

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Bsky is allergic to bangers, huh? Too accurate? Too much correctness? Not enough stupid? Does my bl... blor b candidate's lack of disappointing qualities make him unsupportable? Is that it?

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Wtf is threads? (Not threads like a fit. Threads like a social media and/or cell culture. Things can go “viral” on it.)

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I have an embarrassing personal problem that may or may not be how often I accidentally mistype “introduced” as “introducted.”

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I know I'm a broken record but I really want a tech industry-aware incorruptible vegan policy scholar for a congress-critter, and I also really want Jake Auchincloss to [CLOWN HORN] so it's an especially winning win-win.

[larkandkatydid]

Yes, it’s only July and many primaries are not yet over but if my tiny town has already started weekend door-knocking then it’s likely that somewhere near you is a chance to go online and find your own opportunity to walk around sweating and talking to voters here.

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As the great poet and prophet Bruce Springsteen once said, “don’t waste your summer praying in vain for a savior to rise from these streets.”

As the failed prophetess and former poetry major, tumblr user larkandkatydid once said in 2024, I shall not be sharing my rations in the gulag or the Buttigieg militia with those of you who stuck to posting takes instead of taking real world action. But I shall feel bad about that! So don’t put me in that position!

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If you're in MA or RI and unable to travel outside our Elite Coastal Bubble there's a great campaign to volunteer for locally.

Massachusetts has a lovely, squeaky clean progressive running in our September 1st primary to take down one of the most corrupt Democrats in the House. The district, MA-04, goes from Needham, Newton and Brookline all the way down to Fall River and the Rhode Island border.

I can't overstate the amount, the sheer… my, um, chaste, respectful desire for Jason Poulos to succeed in taking down Jake Auchincloss. I can't emphasize enough that someone this good, this smart, this conscientious almost never runs for Congress. And despite that the odds are stacked against Poulos's campaign—Jake "Extremely Racist" Auchincloss is sitting on a $7,000,000 war chest (yes, in a safe Democratic district! due to a reason [man's a corporately, lobby-ly beloved icon of pay-to-play]), there's hope.

And you can make it even hopier. VOLUNTEER FOR JASON'S CAMPAIGN! Are you disappointed in Democrats in general? In purportedly progressive Democrats in particular? He's your man.

Volunteer | Poulos for Massachusetts

Poulos for Massachusetts - Jason Poulos for Congress. Fighting for workers, Medicare-for-All, Universal Basic Income, and a more just future

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I gotta say I really don’t like when you (pronoun changed to protect privacy) ask Maud (name changed to protect privacy) to compile information on AI-related job stuff and its “thought process” goes all, OH MY GOSH! YES! HA… HA… YES! A DELIGHTFUL AND VIBRANT TOPIC OF RESEARCH! I LOVE IT!

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Not often does one get to see a majestic juvenile bald eagle successfully capture an unattended hamburger.

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Things aren’t going well w/ my fantasy affair gf I’ve never touched. She likes working, like a lot. She’s a job-liker. She’s in politics and she’s a job-liker. She gets out of bed at 3:00 AM to design campaign mailers and not on a deadline. She wrote an email to a sitting Senator I don’t even care for while we were on a video chat. I was trying to flirt and she was emailing Bernie fucking Sanders. I’m fucking done. No pretend non-monogamy for me, thank you very much.

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Me and this woman I really want to ***[POST CANCELED]. Handshake meme. Working for shy, unassuming fey vegan guys running tough congressional races.

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Pining for balmy beautiful Boston except it’s apparently 100 degrees there, too.

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As much as I joke about fundraising and as sorry as I am for posting a white guy, your $15 can help put this one, Jason Poulos, in Congress.

He's up against Jake Auchincloss, who's doing shockingly poorly for someone with something like $7,000,000 in funding, possibly because he's an all-around detestable corrupt scumbag whose only friends are corporations and bombs. There's a real chance Jason Poulos might win in MA-04's September 1st primary, which decides that House seat, which is nuts (!!!) and would make a hell of an impact on Democratic politics. Your support™ will go a long way for Jason's grassroots campaign!

Donate to Jason Poulos

Show your support with a contribution.

And if you're nearby and have $50+, Jason also has an in-person fundraiser coming up in Newton, MA on June 29th.

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Official Post of Massachusetts

[benndragon]

I just want to reiterate that MA is so blue many of our elections are decided during the primary, by which Democrat gets to run in November. So be prepared to vote on September 1st!

You still need to also vote in November, particularly on the city level (local politics are way more important than most folks think).

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If you see this and can spare $15, do this campaign cat and their quarterly report a solid before midnight tonight (June 30).

[errorschacha]

As much as I joke about fundraising and as sorry as I am for posting a white guy, your $15 can help put this one, Jason Poulos, in Congress.

He's up against Jake Auchincloss, who's doing shockingly poorly for someone with something like $7,000,000 in funding, possibly because he's an all-around detestable corrupt scumbag whose only friends are corporations and bombs. There's a real chance Jason Poulos might win in MA-04's September 1st primary, which decides that House seat, which is nuts (!!!) and would make a hell of an impact on Democratic politics. Your support™ will go a long way for Jason's grassroots campaign!

Donate to Jason Poulos

Show your support with a contribution.

And if you're nearby and have $50+, Jason also has an in-person fundraiser coming up in Newton, MA on June 29th.

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Official Post of Massachusetts

[benndragon]

I just want to reiterate that MA is so blue many of our elections are decided during the primary, by which Democrat gets to run in November. So be prepared to vote on September 1st!

You still need to also vote in November, particularly on the city level (local politics are way more important than most folks think).

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Nobody knows my hideous secret that I'm posting non-neutrally to my anonymous personal tumblr, perhaps in violation of no rules whatsoever.