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David Hammons, African American Flag

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Who’s up not accidentally sending people documents titled “legbutt month” this fine 8:30pm?

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My favorite part of [REDACTED] is sometimes I'm forced to gently convince an Important Person that one cannot "win" an emergency. Confront, yes. Solve, yes. Win, no.

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Everyone is always jealous of my bug bite that gets itchy at 1:00 AM specifically.

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Trump should man up and take a MoCA live on air. Is that too much to ask? Is it too much to ask that he do more than say he can identify a drawing of a giraffe? Is it too much to ask that he identify a drawing of a giraffe live on air? And count backwards by sevens.

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The first syllable of "codify" is pronounced like

Cod (fish)

Code

Remaining time: 3 days 15 hours

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The final syllable of “legal code” is pronounced like

Cod (fish)

Code

Remaining time: 4 days 3 hours

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Hold up. Wrong question.

To “codify” means

To render into fish

To render into code

Remaining time: 4 days 3 hours

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The first syllable of "codify" is pronounced like

Cod (fish)

Code

Remaining time: 3 days 15 hours

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The final syllable of “legal code” is pronounced like

Cod (fish)

Code

Remaining time: 4 days 3 hours

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Join our progressive tsunami or be flattened by it. And uplifted against your will and such.

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*Sickos voice* Yes… Ha Ha HA… YES!

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The first syllable of "codify" is pronounced like

Cod (fish)

Code

Remaining time: 3 days 15 hours

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I hope a dog gets elected mayor of California or whatever.

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Did you hear it? Here’s what we know about a big boom heard around Mass.

People around Greater Boston and beyond felt and heard a loud boom Saturday afternoon, as reported across social media platforms.

Finally, a news article on a noise I heard. They should do this for more noises—and sounds—heard by me.

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I’ve unlocked the secret of the sixteen-hour workday and the secret is: tired.

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You ever have like a really long day and see a scrap of cellophane and wonder for a second if it isn’t cellophane? Could it be crystal slime from a slug? The kind of slug that makes crystal slime. You don’t want to pick that up, not barehanded. You could get crystal slime disease.

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Gotta say as someone who normally commands a solid response, cold contacting people who are like naaah or 🪦 is hurty. Don’t you nobodies know I’ve earned a high degree of respect and authority entirely unrelated to this? I’m an expert. Hey.

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Lol, jk. I am important and loved by all. Hashtag #confirmed.

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Gotta say as someone who normally commands a solid response, cold contacting people who are like naaah or 🪦 is hurty. Don’t you nobodies know I’ve earned a high degree of respect and authority entirely unrelated to this? I’m an expert. Hey.

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I’m a fun companion for watching movies and TV because whenever a character driving a car turns to look at who they’re talking to I bellow “EYES ON THE ROAD!”