Shakira ×Jennifer Lopez
Super Bowl 2020
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Shakira ×Jennifer Lopez
Super Bowl 2020
🍊 𝑪𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒊𝒆𝒅 𝒐𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆 𝒑𝒆𝒆𝒍 🍊
Despite how much I wrote for the steps, this is a very simple recipe!! You can use your orange candy for edible spells, gifts, offerings, or to add into other recipes. I will later make a post detailing how to properly make chocolate bars with it, if it’s up it’ll be linked [here].
🍊 𝑰𝒏𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒔: 🍊
2 large Oranges - ✧ Good fortune, luck, divination ✧
1 cup of sugar - ✧ Sweetness ✧
~½ cup of sugar to coat the peels, this is up to taste.
Water
🍊 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒑𝒔: 🍊
First, wash and peel the orange. For that, slice away the top and bottom of the orange, then make a strip down the middle: you will get a long rectangle type deal! If you want to to reduce bitterness, you can scrape away the white part (this is optional, though). Then, cut the oranges into thin vertical strips, around ¼ inch or 1cm thick.
Boil the peels in water for 15 minutes, then rinse them with fresh water and repeat.
Add the cup of sugar and then fresh water to a pot then bring it to a boil, until sugar is dissolved. At that point, add your peels, reduce heat, and simmer for 20/25 minutes. Be sure to stir every once in a while!
Remove bit by bit, letting the excess syrup slide off the peels. And don’t throw away the syrup!! You can use it as a sweetener for stuff, just like honey. Delicious.
Coat the peels with sugar. Then, spread them on a wire rack and let dry 8-24 hours (one day is best) And bam! They’re ready!!
Put them in a ziplock bag and you can keep them in the fridge for a month or freeze them to conserve them for longer!
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Chubtober 2
Day 2-County Fair
“Come on please?” Scott begged him batting his eyes at him. “It’ll be a lot of fun. Games, carnival rides, prizes, food, it’s always awesome. I love going to them and what could be even better than you accompanying me? You need to learn how to relax and have fun anyways. Loosen up a little and enjoy yourself.” “You just want to have fun and show me off,” Theo said. “And that’s a problem….how?” Scott asked teasing. “Heck you’re the one who loves to show of all the time,” Scott said.
“That is true,” Theo admitted. Scott nodded enthusiastically. “So, we’re going to the fair then?” “Yeah we are,” Theo said smiling at Scott’s enthusiasm. “We are going to the fair.” That is how Theo found himself following Scott into the Beacon hills fair. Scott’s enthusiasm was infectious and Theo was grinning at Scott who was smiling and grinning as he tugged Theo along. They went on every ride and carnival game. Roller coasters were a delight and Scott loved to raise his hands up in the air and howl a bit as they went down the steep drops. He also loved the swings, spinning ones, everything that took you flying through the air. Walking with Scott Theo felt a warm bubbling feeling that wasn’t too common with him. It was happiness. Happiness of the sort that you felt good about things in their own sake and you just…feel. The light and joy in Scott’s eyes was hypnotic and Theo found he couldn’t stop smiling as he moved besides Scott. Other people were watching but Theo looked at them, daring to respond. Yeah that’s right, Scott was his. Let them all look at two hot studs enjoying their time at the fair. Theo was glad that Scott had managed to convince him to go as he wouldn’t have traded this light feeling in the world. It didn’t seem particularly fair that they had such good speed and coordination when they went and played fair games, but Scott didn’t complain when Theo brought him gifts and prizes. Theo enjoyed the stunned and surprised faces when he won the challenges, making every shot at the pins or through hoops. And when he saw the strength meter, it was easy for Theo to lift it and slam it into the bell. Theo got Scott multiples prizes including a stuffed wolf and bear and books or whatever junky knickknacks but Scott loved each and everyone one so it was worth it. The stuffed wolf was pretty cute, Theo got an extra one and when Scott asked for who it was, Theo tried to keep his voice down and said it was for himself as it reminded him of Scott.
What Theo hadn’t anticipated was how much he was going to end up eating. Scott knew it was a cheat day for Theo and when he allowed himself a lot more to eat and Scott took full advantage showing Theo all around and stopping by for a snack at various stations as Theo or Scott ordered food. Sweets were especially prevalent and Theo continued eating whatever Scott brought him. And Scott made sure to bring a lot. They enjoyed fried donuts, strudel, hush puppies, popcorn, cotton candy, caramel apples, funnel cakes, chocolate fudge, corn dogs, chili cheese fries spread throughout the day. It was lucky they didn’t throw up though there were a couple moments on rides he did feel a slight bit of twinge but swallowed down. They did rest a bit in between those rides and especially the ones that go upside down. As the time past, the button up shirt Theo was wearing grew snugger and more stretched. Scott was watching and very aware of it though Theo wasn’t or the gaps that were forming. A couple months ago it had been tight too, but for a different shape. Then Theo had been fit and sporty with six pack abs and a body to die for. Everybody was jealous. But then he and Scott started dating and Scott is an eater. Theo loved to feed him but it didn’t just affect Scott but also Theo as well. When he got or made food for Scott he unconsciously nibbled on some as well or got snacks and treats. Scott wasn’t innocent and was aware of the impact it was having on Theo’s waistline. He saw it in the softening of Theo’s hard six pack replaced by a cute gut, his shirts getting smaller and tighter as he got bigger and sometimes well Scott liked to leave him somethings as well or encourage a few extra bites for Theo. Theo justified it with he was in a bulking phase so he could eat such things as he worked out and not gain too much weight unlike Scott whom he liked to tease poking his sides. Scott just smiled at him and enjoyed the view of Theo though who while not soft chubby was sporting a heftier belly than previously, sticking out in front of him Scott was impressed the buttons hadn’t burst yet honestly. They were walking out when they heard the start of the call for participation in a pie eating contest and Scott looked at Theo.
“No,” Theo said immediately. Scott opened his mouth again. “No,” Theo said. Scott then gave him the puppy dog face tilting his head putting his eyes in a pleading expression as he quivered at Theo.
“Oh alright,” Theo sighed. He was still feeling stuffed from the snacking done throughout the day but Scott really wanted to go for it and wanted him to support him in it. So Theo entered the competition. When it started Theo went down and started immediately. He and Scott were very fast even when full and the pie was delicious and flaky and soft and the apple filling was fantastic. Theo found himself liking the pies and genuinely trying as he scarfed them down, enjoying the taste and getting a second wind at eating back. It went back and forth for a while and it was just him, Scott, Liam, and some other guy named Danny. Theo didn’t know him but Scott seemed to and Theo was jealous for a second at the happiness Scott had upon seeing him before Scott came right back and introduced Theo, Scott’s hand tracing him up and down as Scott introduced him as his boyfriend. They were all going for a while and after Theo started to feel full again after the 15 or 20th pie. His belly ached and it felt like he was going to explode. At least Danny and Liam were slowing and there was definitely no shame in losing to Scott who when it came to eating was a beast but Theo wouldn’t let himself be beat by those two. He groaned leaning back a moment and it happened that his button up shirt split open and he let out a loud echoing belch that went on. Oof, that was a big one. Liam and Danny were staring at him in surprise and he smirked at them. That helped a lot and he felt so much more free. The contest resumed and Theo kept going feeling better now. Liam and Danny finally surrendered and it was just Scott and Theo. He could let Scott win but pride said to at least try until he couldn’t anymore so Theo kept gorging himself on pie more and more burping and shifting, doing what he could to free room and get it down. It came down to the last pie and it was really, really close but somehow Theo managed to get the last few bites swallowed before time was called and he was declared the winner. Theo was honestly surprised but he was helped up, groaning and shaking up and received his trophy, picture, and sash as the biggest eater. Seeing Scott’s surprisingly happy and cheerful face clapping and hollering, even though Theo won, got Theo through it as they attached the state fair prize ribbon. Theo felt like a state fair pig alright as he in a disoriented state burped belly quivering as people touched it in awe and people took pictures. He was too full to even care just trying to rub his beyond full gut. “So did you have fun?” Scott asked Theo as they hobbled and waddled back to the car, bellies completely stuffed full as they brought their prizes with them in a bag. “Huh-uuuuuurrrrrppp-what?” Theo asked dazed rubbing his belly fitfully as he waddled back. “Did you enjoy yourself” Scott asked. “I…actually did,” Theo wheezed. “I’m stuffed full like a prize pig,” he belched to Scott’s approval. He really was and it was showing that incredible strain and shake of his also exposed belly. “Well I had fun and thanks for it. It was incredible, thank you,” Scott said leaning over and hugging Theo his hand tracing the taut gut. “You are just the best.” “Mmh,” Theo said leaning into it. “That’s right, you know I am. I love you Scott,” Theo said as they got into the car and headed home.
eat healthy y’all 👌