I'm sorry EXCUSE ME LADS but what is this ABSOLUTE SLEEPOVER BEHAVIOUR I'M
Hastings: Poirot are you asleep.
Poirot: yes
Hastings: oh good. me either. wasn't that seance thing that happened at dinner so creepy lol how do they do that
Poirot: *does that*
Hastings: OMG THAT'S AMAZING HOW DID YOU DO THAT
Poirot: yes. so amazing. alas it is only guesswork. now shut up and let me sleep
they're so funny I'm never gonna be normal about this
















