a Mess™

big beats are the best, get high all the time

[soothifying-sounds-asmr]

Eggception by hakanmartensson

[fangirltothefullest]

The cute little “tah-dah!” at the end though after so much concentration is adorable.

[tiktoks-we-like]

[cummunismkillls-deactivated2019]

Girl what am I being sold here?

[regularlesbian]

Solidarity

[fyxan-deactivated20180801]

men’s loyalty to violence is disturbing.  when women want a life free of abuse, assault, threat, & coercion, men’s first suggestion is “learn to fight back. learn to defend yourself”.  i don’t want my life to be a fight.  i don’t want to “prove myself” through inflicting pain & fear.  i don’t find violence and physical conflict fulfilling or self-actualising.   they’re exhausting & dehumanizing

[statefairdairyprincess]

Tea only

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

my nutritionist: “hey so like, what the Fuck have you been doing to your body?”

me: “oh this thing? this isn’t mine im just renting”

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

listen i know this post requires you to suspend your disbelief just long enough to imagine me going to a nutritionist but i promise you it’s worth it

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

People aren’t the only ones with vivid imaginations

[garrettauthor]

Further proof that literally any story trope can be AMAZING if properly executed.

“And then it all turned out to be a dream” has got to be one of the most annoying things ever, except here it’s PERFECT.

[notexactlycoping]

[skzhhssh-deactivated20190330]

can you believe female hysteria was considered like an actual medical thing… god

[skzhhssh-deactivated20190330]

mary louise moneybags in 1880: im horny all the time and also sad and i feel dissatisfied with my shitty life i dont want kids i hate my dad and my husband

dr mis o’geny: i diagnose you with WOMAN

[whitepeopletwitter]

[cowboysuggest]

the two genders are matte and gloss

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

When a drunk girl outside a club bathroom speaks… you listen. If she tells you that you’ll find love despite being hurt in the past? She’s right. If she tells you to stop being so self-aware? She’s right. They are the modern day Oracles at Delphi and must be taken at their every word

[jumex]

pasta is an antidepressant

[evil-wrongthink-lesbian]

Do you ever just… crave the forest? Like you feel like you NEED to be in a forest. The crisp cold air with just a sweater on, looking at the red and orange foliage in the autumn. In the winter the frigid and empty branches. The summer all the green. The spring the smell of rain and the mud. God I love the forest.

[lowfi666]

[systlin]

Career goals

[the-memedaddy]

[manicpixiedickgirl]

[weavemama]

I’M SCREAMING AT HIS REPLY

[executed-deactivated20161004]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

the forbidden dance