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Happy Towel day to all you hoops froods, may you always know where your towel is.

#hitchhiker's towel day #towel day

anexperimentallife

labelleizzy

Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.

transmechanicus

Burn the goat NOW please

virtualgirladvance

fordprefectsgirlfriend

GMT 19:00, 15th December 2025, it's still intact. Pray for flame

cutecipher

you dont have to be a furry but what could it hurt to associate yourself with an awesome animal

cutecipher

as of December 1st, 2025 you will legally be required to have a fursona

gallusrostromegalus

#alright everyone it's due tomorrow (tags by @clannfearrunt)

#I'm a dormouse because small furry spends most of its time sleeping or eating

wonderstruck

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

#a beginners guide to breaking and entering Andrew Hunter Murray

sweetoothgirl

Strawberry Rhubarb Crisp

fordprefectsgirlfriend

I was today years old when I learnt that this is a crumble. Thank goodness for this knowledge, now I can stop feeling sorry for all those who were denied the glorious delight that is crumble/crisp.

lets-steal-an-archive

HAPPY PRIDE: GO GET YOUR FUCKING PASSPORTS! 🏳️‍⚧️

BOSTON – A federal judge today expanded a preliminary injunction to two newly certified classes of passport holders in Orr v. Trump, a chall

Transgender people may be able to update their passports shortly.

Judge Julia Kobick granted a classwide preliminary injunction that applies to all trans and nonbinary people on Tuesday.

Posted: June 17, 2025

throwtime

I’m about to have a fun afternoon.

So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.

She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.

This should make for an interesting story.

throwtime

So everyone who commented on this being like the avengers, you are absolutely right. That’s what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dude’s house. But I’m very proud to say, this ended without violence.

Arrival:

So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebacker’s explorer and headed over to dude’s house. Ok the squad: you all know me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of I’d say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like your average guy but something about him is unsettling. Really unsettling. Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door first and dude answers, screams at them, and then slams the door in their face. Then the giant linebackers head over and they ring the door bell again. Lo and behold, he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group, but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door. He looks at this weird mismatched group of relatively threatening individuals and one guy perched on his banister like batman. He was like “FINE. Go take what you’re looking for.”

Retrieval:

So we’re all walking through the house gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We are completely guessing. We didn’t even tell her we were coming, therefore we had no list of items.The only one really being productive was Hapkido, who was legitimately looking for stuff. The linebackers were just randomly picking up furniture, turning it over, and putting it back down. Just showing off how strong they were. In case the numbers game wasn’t enough, I guess they were letting him know they could break him if they wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, not saying much, just being creepy. Then there’s me. Who was causing general mischief…. He said to take what I was looking for, that’s what I was looking for. Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich. Because “you guys look like you have it under control, and I’m a sucker for egg salad.” We were in and out in 15 minutes.

Delivery:

So the autobots rolled out and headed towards homegirl’s spot. She was conveniently outside when we rolled up. We got out and she was like, how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we don’t. She sent us all an email once and didn’t blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff and we started emailing and that was that. We told her that we went to see her ex. “OMG what did you say to him?” Nothing. We’re not messenger boys. We’re delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff. She went through the first box and said that was most of her stuff. Then she got to my box and asked “Wtf is all that shit.” So I explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed. She then unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads all standing awkwardly with this weeping trainer. It was quiet for a second when the seal was like “So…. chipoltle?” And we all got burrito bowls.

What a great day.

impling

I was thinking about this story for no reason and decided I should grace you all with it again.

dduane

Always reblog the Epics.

injuries-in-dust

"We've gone too far."

#b dylan hollis #cooking twink #baking man #vintage recipes #shouty baking man

zz9official

Roll up! Roll up! ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha have on offer not one, not two, but FIVE memberships, across five rounds in the lead-up to Towel Day 2025.

So, how is your Vogon poetry? Is there someone you hate so much you want them to endure the most EXCRUTIATING of verses? Now is your chance! Send us your best / worst / thing you wrote in the style of those beings we know… we just know. Winners will be selected once the ZZ9 committee has recovered. Trust me, we know all about Vogon poetry (don’t ask) and are willing to brave whatever is sent our way! And if you are happy for us to do so, we will gladly share your creative prose!

One winner per round wins a year of ZZ9 membership, courtesy of Curious King (publisher of limited run Fine Press editions of Sci-Fi, Fantasy and contemporary fiction).

Full contest details are at https://zz9.org/2025-towel-day-contests/ and entries must be submitted by email to [email protected] on the 1st through 4th May inclusive for round one

And you'll want to be a member so you can enter our second contest, after towel day, for the prize of an edition of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, as donated by Curious King.

So get creating!

thememedaddy

fordprefectsgirlfriend

Yep, Joint Ba in Medieval Literature and Medieval History, Post graduate diploma in Conservation of Historic objects, and never got a job using either!

#niche degree does not mean getting a job in that field

darklynoon-deactivated20170407

Reblog if you’re 30 or older

This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!

#yes i am old

silvergifs

#ides of march

Simon was repotted this morning and became seven Simons. Pegg and all the Simons were collected by an avid lily lover, and the are off to their new pet free home. Unfortunately we discovered that the pollen was causing a skin allergy in our darling dog.

So hopefully she'll recover faster now and stop getting bald patches!

Sad to see them all go, but it's for the best. They will probably live longer as well, since I shouldn't be trusted with house plants.

#Simon the peace lily has left home #pegg the peace lily has left home #simon spawned again and then left home #peace lilies pootle off