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THIS BLOG IS NOT ACTIVE! I AM A LESBIAN NOW! SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE! Collection of reader insert fics featuring our favorite hunkle! Asks and submissions are open. Will take prompts. Blog contains NSFW content, +18 only please! (header image from sovonight.tumblr.com )

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when the boss calls | ford x reader

hey

hey @sovonight​

remember when u requested work benefits from me and gave me two different requests to pick from?

here’s the other one. because you’re great. <3

He calls your name. Again. The last couple times you heard him call for you, you’ve met… interesting propositions, and you don’t expect this one to be any different.

And yet, Stanford Pines shouting for your attention makes you anticipate each time he does.

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work benefits | ford x reader

back at it again at krispy kreme

this lil ditty goes out to the wonderful @sovonight … and these fords that brought me, uh, inspiration. yeah let’s go with that

i hope you enjoy !!

This Doctor Pines fellow you started working for six months ago… he’s a weird one.

He’ll wake you up in the dead of night, chattering about seeing something outside his humble abode under the moon’s wide grin beaming through your guest room window. Grabbing your hand and pulling you downstairs (sometimes you’re still half-asleep and wake up once your feet hit the ground, slapping bare against the crunch of leaves) as he pursues the– whatever it was.

This has happened six times, yet… Stanford Pines keeps you coming back to his house instead of running in the opposite direction. There’s something in that bright smile that prevents you from leaving.

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Rest

You don’t know what it is that rouses you so late at night, but you find yourself opening your eyes to find the bed next to you empty like it was before you went to sleep. Lazily your eyes travel to the clock and you groan seeing the ungodly hour of night… early morning. Whichever one wanted to call it.

The sheets are cold on the other side so you decide to go investigate where the occupier of the left side of the bed was. 

You pull on your robe and tie it as you shuffle down the stairs in your slippers. The light is on in the kitchen and you find Stanford sitting at the table with research papers sprawled across the table. His body is hunched over it, one hand to his forehead, fingers tangling into his curly brown locks while the other is jotting down notes.

The man hasn’t gotten sleep in a few days- this would have to be the fourth consecutive all-nighter. You decide to force him to come to bed instead of finding him passed out later and putting a blanket on him like you’ve been doing the past three days.

You quietly ask him to come to bed as you begin massaging his shoulders in hopes of getting him to relax a little.

“Nearly done, sweetheart. Just give me a few more minutes,” he replies absentmindedly.

You make a face and make a comment on how he’s said this very thing for the past three days.

“I’m sure I’m close this time,” he replies.

You hug him around his shoulders and rest your chin on his shoulder. Your eyes scan the papers and it all looks like gibberish at the moment- you blame your exhaustion for being unable to read his short-hand chicken-scratch.

You whisper that he should get sleep.

“I’m not tired,” he insists.

You nuzzle his neck and murmur the suggestion to do something that will assure that he gets tired out.

You can feel the heat rising in his face and seeping down his neck. “Like what?”

You decide to toy with him just a little and tell him to follow you to the bedroom with no explanation.

He obediently follows and turns off the television after himself.

You tell him to get into the bed and you feel a little smug at his continued obedience. Had you been more awake you might have taken advantage of this.

You crawl into bed and let your slippers fall off the edge. You sit in his lap and slowly take off the robe and toss it aside. You were in a modest nightgown but that didn’t stop his gaze from trailing over you.

You lean forward with your arms wrapping around his neck and give him a chaste kiss before resting your head on his shoulder. He makes a confused noise, but you settle onto him sleepily.

“You’re going to fall asleep on me?” He asks incredulously.

You insist that if he’s still enough for a long enough period of time he will grow tired and fall asleep at some point.

He chuckles at your logic and wraps his arms around you. His chin soon rests on the top of your head.

“I suppose that’s sound logic… goodnight, my dear,” he murmurs and then kisses the top of your head.

You smile and murmur a goodnight as he pulls the covers up to cover the both of you.

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You press your hands against Ford’s chest before grasping the material under your hands to tug downward and give you better access to his throat. He squirms under you but doesn’t fight you and instead whines quietly. He whispers your name desperately, hands vying to touch you. You whisper for him to have patience and he keeps his hands to himself like a good boy.

Such a good boy.

He ruts against your leg and you put a hand on his hip to still him, giving him gentle reprimand for his misconduct. His eyes are golden in the light of the setting sun and quietly beg for you to let him off his short leash and let him have free reign. Only after he proves himself to be a good boy again do you allow him that freedom.

And with that freedom he ravages you, murmuring against your skin how much you teased him and promising to return the favor.

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What does "rev!ford" mean?

Reverse Falls is an AU where the protags are switched with the bad guys, i.e. Dipper and Mabel switched with Gideon and Pacifica. Reverse Ford is more of a sinister mad scientist that subjugated Bill (sometimes called Will, a weepy little pushover of a demon) for his own devious ends. It’s a fun AU, I highly recommend looking into it!

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“In the Shadows”|Vampire Ford x (fem) reader

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fordxreaderarchive:

dofunklethegrunkle:

As promised, a monster AU story for Halloween! 

Now that the subject of this fic has been revealed, I suppose I can release the final tally from the voting that brought you this story: Ford won over Stan 9 votes to 8, and vampire won over werewolf 11 votes to 9. Thank you again to everyone who voted!

This may very well be out of character, but I had a ton of fun writing it and I don’t really care. Besides, it’s Halloween.Things are weirder on Halloween.

Rating: M

Summary: A strange visitor in the dead of night after a masquerade provides an unforgettable experience.

Word count: 6666

Happy Halloween!

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Heyyo my sinful children! I’m gonna be honest, with me working full time now I just don’t have enough time as I’d like to find fics for this blog. Alas… u-u

SO! I’m looking for a second person to be a mod here on fordxreaderarchive!

If you’re interested, send me and ask or message, alright lovelies?

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Halloween smut: Ford gets bitten by a vampire bat while exploring the woods and has a thirst for blood... And maybe even a little more?

Here ya go, anon: Vampire FordxReader. Warning for biting, drinking the blood of the reader, and rough sex.

Inspired by Giroshane’s Bloodlust, an excellent Fiddauthor fic.

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[veusin]

please

(fordxreader, pet play, honestly just a collar, very short)

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i cant finish this

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Heyyo my sinful children! I’m gonna be honest, with me working full time now I just don’t have enough time as I’d like to find fics for this blog. Alas... u-u

SO! I’m looking for a second person to be a mod here on fordxreaderarchive!

If you’re interested, send me and ask or message, alright lovelies?

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close

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Waiting- A Ford x Reader Fic

i have a really hard time characterizing Ford so… hopefully this isn’t massively ooc. this was kinda made for/inspired by @sovonight / @veusin. they just draw and write Ford so tenderly and i wanted to pay homage to their work. hopefully i did it justice…!

uhh i’ll put this up on my ao3 later (edit: here it is!)

Words: 1150

Summary: You want to make Ford happy, but you’re not quite sure that you’re ready for the next step.

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Do you prefer female reader fics or male reader fics?

I do prefer female reader fics, being a girl myself, but I enjoy either really.

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“Lazing on a Sunday afternoon”

Transmale reader x Ford

Warnings: nsfw, really filthy, pet play, creampie.

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