I Can't See My Forehead.

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[memewhore]

[elitetrainerash]

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED!!!!

[blazingangelfire]

Just a casual psyduck army. I have so many ideas running through my head on what I could do with them lol

[takemyyen]

GUYS I HAVE LOCATED THE ELUSIVE DANCING PSYDUCKS HERE. THEY ONLY HAVE 30 OF THEM THOUGH 😱😱😱

[kittensnax]

this is the most threatening youtube suggestion i’ve ever gotten

[without-ado]

Moon dressed like Saturn ll Francisco Sojuel l Guatemala

[adelphicoracle]

She’s cosplaying

[ajab-leher]

i'm thinking about how cats hold their babies and how so many mammals also hold their babies and also about how physical touch is a love language

[ajab-leher]

but mostly i'm thinking of this:

[ajab-leher]

in case nobody had guessed, i'm touchstarved.

[cartooncoyote]

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

[cyberho]

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

[cachorritx]

not with that attitude

[radiation]

If I ever make a story universe with scary monsters in it I’m going to make it so vampires are all completely celibate. Werewolves are also all completely celibate. This is so people don’t act up

[radiation]

The only monster people that aren’t celibate are the ones that aren’t sexy at all and I don’t mean in a “somewhat more obscure and monstrous” way I mean *really* just not remotely attractive so if someone actually thinks one of them is hot I kind of have to respect it

[tonyalmeida]

[theterribletenno]

Oh my god that's fucking hilarious

[anexperimentallife]

This is the closest to a comic-accurate Gomez I've ever seen in a live action adaptation, too.

[the-ghostcrew]

this was under a puppet history video

[dndspellgifs]

Amazon resorting to deleting negative reviews of Rings of Power on IMDB just cause they own it is super fucking humiliating for them but also demonstrates the problem that if like 4 companies own most of the internet that means they own both the media and all the sites that critique said media and you can say goodbye to any reliable consumer reviews of products on the internet

[shittymoviedetails]

Send this birthday cake to a friend

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[thebigcomed0wn]

putting “lying to kids is ok” on the table immediately looks bad. but theres nuance. because kids deserve to have as much context and respect as anyone else you live with. but also. telling them that leaving doors open will make ants carry away the entire house is necessary until their brains can quantify the heating&air bill

[plaguedocboi]

Alright was no one going to tell me that in the middle of the Nevada desert is an old cemetery that contains the bodies of a bunch of miners who died in a fire and next door is a haunted clown motel

Why are we still setting horror movies in generic Victorian houses in the woods when this is a real place in the world