Forever Documenting

I'm Jordan. 19. Australia

[debilitad]

[fruhsia-blog]

qd

[foreverdocumenting]

*arrives at fifth most populous city in france*

me: Nice

[winchestears]

[bunlly]

It’s one of my theories that when people give you advice, they’re really just talking to themselves in the past.

Mark Epstein (via lazypacific)

[sarahsquarah]

So this lady came in this morning and walked up to the front desk to greet us before gasping loudly and saying “I forgot my dog”

She forgot to bring her dog with her

To the vet

[stephen-edwards]

[cuntflicts]

[foreverdocumenting]

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[gothicprep]

i wonder if my pets have like a proper language and when i try to speak back to them im just speaking jargon

like for example my cat always speaks to me when I come home and i meow back to her and she’ll meow again & even though i don’t think twice about it to her it’s probably a situation where it’s like

her, meowing: “im glad you’re home”

me, meowing back: “tax benefits”

her, meowing: “why do u always do this”

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

did u know the countries with strictest gun laws have the lowest rates of gun crime its amazing isnt it

[uhmcaroline-blog]

[poryqon]

when you sucessfully make plans in a group message

[nopadsnohelmets]

i don’t care if it’s a only a joke, please don’t make comments about how someone’s choice of field of study isn’t going to take them anywhere because it can be a great source of stress and your joke won’t help.

[leit-e]

[hipp-pie]

Same height party

[orchidvioletindigo]

what

[zoiodlula]

[blackturtleneckcat-deactivated2]

it’s not rude to interrupt someone to point out a dog

[dikubutto]

It’s actually more polite because then they don’t miss out on a dog

[dylano-brien]

When guys try to explain why girls can’t be in positions of power.