forfængelighed feen;;

  — I am queen, just because I'm of fae existance cannot prove otherwise!❞

[randomrpmemesnstuff]

Send me a ϡ for my muse's reaction to you licking their ice cream while they are eating it.

[forfaengelighed]

Alright, I have to go to bed now... I'm dead tired. It's 10:40 pm now...

I'll be on all day for the next two days until my dad gets off work and such, then I won't have internet through the fourth. Love you guys, have a picture of my dreadful face for the night. I actually felt kinda cute today....

[king-ofcute]

"I literally cant remember anything, miss. I’m so confused and scared and I dont know what to do…"

[forfaengelighed]

↳˚₊✩‧₊ "Anything…kind a like amnesia? Oh wow…well I’ll introduce myself again. Queen Missy, ruler of Blomst Jorden…a neighboring kingdom."

[kittyprude-deactivated20250803]

send me a character + thing if you wanna know my headcanon for them and that thing

ex: scott mccall + sleeping

[king-ofcute]

"I’m so confused…"

[forfaengelighed]

↳˚₊✩‧₊ "Are you alright dear? You're causing me to worry..."

[king-ofcute]

"King Mattias is me? That can’t be Im not a king! …Am I?"

[forfaengelighed]

↳˚₊✩‧₊ "Yes, that's you. Dearest, if you are not a king...I'm not a fae." [cue fairy dust]

[king-ofcute]

"King Mattias? Who on Earth is that?”

[forfaengelighed]

↳˚₊✩‧₊ "My dear, King Mattias is you. You should know that..."

[king-ofcute]

"I’m so confused! Where am I? Who am I?!”

[forfaengelighed]

↳˚₊✩‧₊ "King Mattias? Are you alright?"

[forfaengelighed]

♥

↳˚₊✩‧₊  Missy thinks highly of the young Jester, often and always welcomed to her kingdom. She likes to consider her a freind~

[memesandmorememes]

Send me a ♥ to find out how my muse feels towards yours.

[lixnhxart-deactivated20141112]

【✇】;; ❝And you couldn’t shout, ‘Oh, by the way. These guys have semi-automatics’?❞

[forfaengelighed]

↳˚₊✩‧₊ “Like shouting it...

     would get it through you thick skull."

[lixnhxart-deactivated20141112]

【✇】;; ❝This would have been perfect to know before I went in!❞

[forfaengelighed]

↳˚₊✩‧₊ "Not my fault!

     You waltzed in there before I could say a word."

[forfaengelighed]

↳˚₊✩‧₊ "Nobody said it was easy. Oh, it's such a shame for us to part...

     Nobody said it was easy. No one ever said it would be so hard."

             The young girl sang softly, quoting one of her favorite songs as she played with a small white flower between her fingers.

[illidanstolemylegendariezs-deac]

do you want to cuddle and play video games all night?

a) yes b) a c) b

[forfaengelighed]

I really wanna see the movie Jersey Boys now...

[memexmayhem-blog]

ᴏʀᴀɴɢᴇ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇᴡ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ɪɴsᴘɪʀᴇᴅ sᴇɴᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴍᴇᴍᴇ (sᴏᴍᴇ ɴsғᴡ).

[forfaengelighed]

❝I was hoping you would have like a gnarly scar. Add character… And mystery.❞

❝You’re slutty, not easy. There’s a difference, semantically.❞

❝Oh I just want to put her in a bag of rocks and drop her in the river.❞

❝I’m all about giving. I’m like a bean-flicking Mother Teresa.❞

❝Seriously, enough clitorference.❞

❝If grateful paid the bills, we’d all be fuckin’ Bill Gates!❞

❝I spent a lot of time wondering if it would matter if I died.❞

❝The system’s fucked.❞

❝Do not defend your boner to me right now!❞

❝This one got away, but I swear to you I will die before I see that happen again. I will keep you safe.❞

❝I’m feeling some sapphic vibes comin’ off you.❞

❝Why did you take us to a gay bath house?❞

❝You know I can promise you that I’ve never been saner than I am right now.❞

❝I have mastered the art of shutting people off.❞

❝I made her come vaginally. Do you even know how hard that is to do? My point is…I don’t even know what my point is anymore.❞

❝You live on a slippery slope, kid, but for some reason you keep doing rain dances. Good luck.❞

❝I think I’ve moved beyond stress to something more deeply disturbing.❞

❝I love you and I fucking hate you.❞

❝Why do you always feel so inevitable to me?❞

❝Lesbian request denied.❞

❝That’s what love is like       it’s like coming home.❞

❝You got some fucked up priorities.❞

❝It’s not like I’m exactly overwhelmed with the possibilities.❞

❝Too hetero?❞

❝You’re supposed to be my family.❞

❝I always miss you until you’re here.❞

❝Don’t you fucking leave me.❞

❝Were you trying to pimp me out?❞

❝You know, another layer of icing on a shit cake does not make it taste good.❞

❝Oh, so here’s the thing     no.❞

❝Adventure is just hardship with an inflated sense of self.❞

❝No, this is divine retribution.❞

❝Do not project your conscience onto me.❞

❝I will fuck you. Literally.❞

❝I heart you.❞

❝You don’t just turn gay, you fall somewhere on a spectrum, like a Kinsey scale.❞

❝I would like to stress that I think this is truly fuckin’ stupid.❞

[forfaengelighed]

Jealous messages

[MSG]: Did you have fun with you-know-who last night?

[MSG]: I guess my company doesn't interest you any more.

[MSG]: What do you see in that guy/girl?

[MSG]: (S)he's kind of hot... you think?

[MSG]: Is he bigger than me?

[MSG]: When's the wedding?

[MSG]: I heard you and ___ are an item.

[MSG]: Is there... someone else?

[MSG]: I never agreed to an open relationship!

[MSG]: Does she do that thing that I do for you?

[MSG]: I see you'll flirt with just about anyone.

[MSG]: I'm a fool for thinking I was special to you.

[MSG]: How serious is it between you two?

[MSG]: You've been spending a lot of time with ___ recently.

[MSG]: So you tell all girls/guys that, I see.

[MSG]: So that's your type, huh?

[MSG]: Who's better in bed, me or him/her?

[MSG]: I can't bear to see you with someone else.

[MSG]: You're just a slut.

[MSG]: Just curious... not like I'm jealous or anything...