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@forgedesire
Well arenât you just a little ray of pitch black?
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Well arenât you just a little ray of pitch black?
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@mortalitatisâ said:Â [ text ] ââ you might have to deal with a coked up wrestler when you get back to the room. // to taehui from viper
â„ viper đ msg sent: a coked up msg sent: viper what the FUCK msg sent: what am i supposed to do with him? msg sent: much less the vomit all over the floor msg sent: i really donât want to have to clean this all up what the fuck is going on
meme || accepting !
mortalitatisâ:
â « @forgedesireâ »â âŽ
                đ // taehui @ viper
Hearing the ping go off, the demon looked over at his phone. Grabbing it from the wireless charging port, he let it scan his fingerprint. With the screen now accessible to him, he opened up the notification. Letting his eyes linger on the image for longer than necessary, Viper grinned. He knew he shouldnât count this as a victory, but, here he was. He had been hoping, of course, that he would get the pleasure of seeing him in such a state in person first, but the tasteful image was just as good. And it wouldnât be Viper if he didnât act clueless just to tease.
[ message to : Taehui ] Are you sure this was intended for me? [ message to : Taehui ] Wouldnât want a lover to get jealous, now, would we?
after clicking send, taehui had hoped that tonight was one of the nights were viper would be able to look at his phone right away. a couple minutes passed by and he almost couldnât contain the glee he felt when he heard his own phone chime with not one but two text messages.Â
â„ viper đ msg sent: absolutely. đ msg sent: câmoooon viper, you know nobody else has my attention like you do. msg sent: so? did you like it?
After the news of hana kimura I donât think Iâll be active on any of my accounts anytime soon. Iâm gonna take a break to deal with this, Iâll miss all of you.
until the darkness claims us.Â
until the darkness claims us.Â
heads up that this blog is soon going to become my oc / canon muse from a random show or etc blog! iâm gonna be moving all of my wrestling muses onto their own little multimuse because i just need SOMETHING organized before i have a mental breakdown. plus i feel like iâm not letting my ocs shine and thatâs mmm not good!!
heads up that this blog is soon going to become my oc / canon muse from a random show or etc blog! iâm gonna be moving all of my wrestling muses onto their own little multimuse because i just need SOMETHING organized before i have a mental breakdown. plus i feel like iâm not letting my ocs shine and thatâs mmm not good!!
mortalitatisâ:
     if the demon had it in him, heâd chuckle at taehuiâs comment. he hadnât expected heâd be fond of his company, but here he was, letting him into his office like it was nothing. especially in a weakened state like this. but, since when did viper actually give a fuck?
      âwell, simply put, there was a disagreement and things escalated from there,â he offered, not quite sure how to say he was nearly the victim of a honey pot tactic. wincing as the last few exposed tendons finally stitched themselves together, he rolled his shoulder out of habit. âand Iâm guessinâ you noticed the gapinâ wound? yeah, Iâm not human,â he added, making his eyes flash neon pink to further drive that point home. âhavenât been human since 1942, in fact.â
â i did, but i didnât know if you wanted to talk about it or not. â frankly heâd been a little afraid of the answers anytime he noticed wounds that might be fatal to someone like him.
the flash of neon pink startles him for a moment, but taehui actually kind of likes them. though thatâs not the thing that surprised him the most of all. â 1942? thatâs...longer than i would have thought or expected. so, what exactly are you then? â he asked, chewing on his bottom lip as thoughts of what creature viper might possibly be passed through his mind.
SENTENCE MEME â¶ RANDOM TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT / PART ONE always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.
[ text ] ââ oh man, maybe i should puke on his dick, to test out how much he loves me?
[ text ] ââ yeah, you need to stop having near death experiences at mcdonalds.
[ text ] ââ he had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog.
[ text ] ââ thereâs no way iâm making it through the night with my clothes on.
[ text ] ââ me and this seven year old almost finished a large pizza. and when i say me and this seven year old i really mean me.
[ text ] ââ itâs always appealing to be able to someone to say âi banged your momâ.
[ text ] ââ she broke the sink. i repeat, the sink is off the wall. send help.
[ text ] ââ you were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
[ text ] ââ you should give me head with plastic fangs in.
[ text ] ââ i woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother.
[ text ] ââ i just want to get drunk and wake up on wednesday.
[ text ] ââ iâve seen you dance and letâs just say itâs a good thing you donât have a small dick.
[ text ] ââ the guy was wearing a viagra shirt. i knew what i got myself into.
[ text ] ââ i like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers.
[ text ] ââ crying while iâm pooping. i think this is rock bottom.
[ text ] ââ two grown men just came into the bar riding humungous tricycles.
[ text ] ââ when she was giving me head last night, it felt like there was a nascar pit crew working on my dick.
[ text ] ââ at that time, a four pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important.
[ text ] ââ at this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk.
[ text ] ââ is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
[ text ] ââ we are NOT making a habit out of jail visits.
[ text ] ââ new low, even for you.
[ text ] ââ just âaccidentallyâ changed my relationship status to âin an open relationshipâ just to see what offers i might get if i dump them.
[ text ] ââ you were offering to spell peopleâs name for a dollar.
[ text ] ââ you almost set me on fire last night.
[ text ] ââ so is there some kind of punch card you and i get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
[ text ] ââ i respect you, but i want disrespectful things to happen.
[ text ] ââ you were âdrink win from the bottleâ drunk trying to take everybodyâs blood pressure again.
[ text ] ââ is he hot, or is my vagina just that barren?
[ text ] ââ he fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. i have mixed feelings about it.
[ text ] ââ itâs best not to have your booty call on social media, so if they post stupid shit, you will want to fuck them.
[ text ] ââ even the devil would be scared of us.
[ text ] ââ weâd be best friends with jesus, heâd love us.
[ text ] ââ sometimes i feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis.
[ text ] ââ you really can do anything in vegas.
[ text ] ââ heâs narrating my life in a british voice and iâm way too fucking high for this.
[ text ] ââ did i try to use pinesol as a mixer?
[ text ] ââ apparently this establishment wonât let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning.
[ text ] ââ trust me, iâm a professional lesbian.
[ text ] ââ iâd say it was a successful trip, i only got hit on by one cousin.
[ text ] ââ side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
[ text ] ââ i did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
[ text ] ââ from now on, you will only refer to me as chief.
[ text ] ââ my new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house.
[ text ] ââ just realized iâve spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed.
[ text ] ââ i wish you could order shots online.
[ text ] ââ you didnât feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it.
[ text ] ââ he was fingering the outside of my pants and i knew that was my cue to leave.
[ text ] ââ all i remember is saying that fire will make it better.
[ text ] ââ iâm apparently a very socialist drunk now.
[ text ] ââ all i want to fuck is capitalism these days.
[ text ] ââ there are actual chunks of the toilet on the floor.
[ text ] ââ you give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you.
[ text ] ââ the whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who ends my night first.
[ text ] ââ to be honest, iâm almost glad he got arrested.
[ text ] ââ he was crying because he hiccuped every time we kissed.
[ text ] ââ we crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand and i spoon-fed him peanut butter.
[ text ] ââ you might have to deal with a coked up wrestler when you get back to the room.
[ text ] ââ the last thing i need is a possessed urethra.
[ text ] ââ someone should tell her that easter eggs arenât meant to be dildos.
@eraofviolenceâ said: â my mind is so loud and iâm afraid itâll never be quiet again. â / from io to evil
â it will, in time. i have a few techniques that i can share thatâll help, at least a little bit. â they wouldnât ever fully quiet their minds, but it would be enough to where it wasnât so distracting anymore, or so frightening. â maybe youâre more stressed or anxious than normal, io? â
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@queenofhartsxoâ ( cont. )
â honestly i have no idea, but it is true what they say. everything IS bigger in texas. â maybe she shouldnât have been so surprised that theyâd end up finding a giant PENCIL inside of a shop in a small town in texas on their way to the next show, but damn if america wasnât still surprising her at every turn. â okay, we HAVE to put this down, my arms are killing me! â
@eraofviolenceâ said: â  i  donât  want  to  be  soft  anymore  .  i  want  to  be  bloody  knuckles  and  glass  shards  and  i  want  people  to  be  afraid  of  hurting  me  .  â / for zsj
â i donât think you have to worry about that, love. iâm sure plenty of people are afraid of just the thought of pissing you off. â he was speaking from experience, not his own of course, but she was definitely a force to be reckoned with the last time he had seen her pissed off.
â personally, i like both sides of you, toni. â
meme || accepting !
horrormaestroâ:
@OFANGUISHâ SENT :  đ an urgent text. & đȘ a hateful text. // kenta TEXT SYMBOLS    â   ACCEPTING.
            â  send  đ  for an  urgent  text.              â  send  đȘ  for  a  hateful  text.
đđđđđđđ đđ   â   đđđđđ đ       msg.   ââââââ   you need to call me  right the fuck now.
(  five minutes later  )
       msg.   ââââââ   iâm not kidding. if you donât answer me soon iâm                         gonna raise hell unlike youâve ever seen.       msg.   ââââââ   where the fuck do you get off telling everyone &                         their brother the details of us sleeping together ?       msg.   ââââââ   you had no fucking right & i have to find out about                         it from fucking dirt sheets ? seriously ?
â„ bitch, who? msg sent: what the fuck are you talking about? msg sent: the only people iâve told have been the boys and they hate the dirt sheets just as much as we do. msg sent: besides, i wouldnât want the world to know that i slept with you.
[ ten minutes later ]
msg sent: why donât you ask YOUR friends? msg sent: some of them never shut up so it wouldnât surprise me.
horrormaestroâ:
@OFANGUISHâ SENT :  â ïž a text meant for someone else. // forty and make it Sad TEXT SYMBOLS    â   NOT ACCEPTING.
            â  send  â ïžÂ  for  a text  meant for someone else.
đđđđđđđ đđ   â   đ đđđđ đ€đ»        msg.   ââââââ   dan , i need your help. i donât know what the                        fuck to do.        msg.   ââââââ   itâs forty. iâm having  thee  worst time with not                       crossing the line. i see myself before i got to                       frazier , & i want nothing more than to help him.        msg.   ââââââ   but heâs self destructive as fuck. more so than                       i was. iâm doing everything i can to help him.                       & more , even.       msg.    ââââââ   but i think iâm too close. too involved. & because                       of that , because of a sexual thing between us ,                       i feel like he might be causing me to potentially                       compromise my own sobriety.        msg.   ââââââ   i donât know if i can do this anymore. & i donât                       know how to tell him. the last thing he needs is                       someone else giving up on him.
â„ contact id changed: jackie. msg sent: oh you donât have to worry about telling him, you just did. msg sent: but hey i get it. msg sent: cause itâs always âwhat the fuckâs wrong with forty THIS time?â msg unsent: i just thought that you were different. msg sent: wouldnât want you to compromise your sobriety so. msg sent: have a nice life, i guess.
* golden girls prompts
a collection of lines from the tv show. tw: some nsfw.
â has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? have you ever heard anyone say: thank god, the waterâs here? â
â to get ice cream or commit a felony. iâll decide in the car. â
â your heartâs in the right place, but i donât know where the hell your brain is. â
â i know i look square, but iâm like my fatherâs tractor. i take a while to warm up, but once i get going i can turn your topsoil till the cows come home. â
â may your marinara sauce never cling to your pasta. â
â go to sleep, sweetheart. pray for brains. â
â yeah, frightening, isnât it? â
â if that doesnât fill the void, nothing will. â
â this ainât gonna be no cakewalk! â
â and how many junkies have gas and hot flashes? â
â condoms! condoms! condoms! â
â the time i was radioactive. â
â so is eating grapes at the supermarket, but you do that all the time. â
â i think thereâs a connection between your brain and wallpaper paste. â
â you can go straight to H-E-double-hockey-sticks! â
â i could vomit just looking at you. â
â itâs like having two size nine fudgesicles pressed up against my butt. â
â you drink out of a brown paper bag and suddenly everybodyâs your friend. â
â god, i hate morning people. â
â i donât know what to say. yes, i do. donât ever do that. â
â well, i am stunned. just stunned. stunned is the only way to describe howâŠstunned i am! â
â youâre a furry little gnome and we feed you too much. â
â iâll try but if they serve me cauliflower, itâs in godâs hands. â
â now get out of here before the victim of violent crime in this house is you! â
â i think it started when i came down from the bell tower and got my humped fixed! â
â of course, my heroine doesnât look like you. this is a romantic novel, not science-fiction. â
â you always complain, and we always get through it. â
â please! i had to turn you away from the window so you wouldnât inhale the drapes! â
â wow, with only three hours of sleep, i can be as bitchy as you. â
â isnât it amazing how i can feel so bad and still look so good? â
â can i ask a dumb question? â
â because i feel lousy and being mean to you makes me feel better. â
â if thereâs ever a night when you canât sleep, iâll come into your room and sing â kumbaya â. â
â you try and iâll have you on your back so fast youâll think youâre out on a date. â
â have i given you any indication at all that i care? â
â but then again it was dark and i tend to over-dramatize. â
â my mistake. i thought since you look like yoda, you were also wise. â
â stand back, i could blow any minute. â
â well, iâm here if you want to pick my brain. â
â do you want it fast or do you want it good? â
â youâre just denying youâre in denial. â