Look at this gem I found.
Is that-
…
No. No fucking way.
Jävla skit.
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Look at this gem I found.
Is that-
…
No. No fucking way.
Jävla skit.
Alla hjärtans dag på jobbet.
Listen up, team.
I’m sure you lot have seen this video go viral by now.
I’ve seen it reach a few American Marines as well.
Now, I dunno about you, but I’m not about to let yank Marines <adds pointed inflection to the word, cracks a smirk> beat Metal and the One-Four-One to a good joke.
I’m not spelling it out for you, so let’s just rally up and do this.
[Makes a derisive noise.]
Jävla norrmän.
Would you break the law to save a loved one?
There was a time when I'd break the law for fun.
Jå, jag mår bra. Kanske lite trött efter min sista operation. Också, inte kalla mig lilla vän. Ok?
Vad du än säger, lille man.
◔ ϟ ♫ ☮
◔ Put your mp3/ipod on shuffle and name the first 5 songs you stumble upon
Panzer Battalion, Reign of Terror, Wolfpack, and Coat of Arms by Sabaton, and guess what else?
Enter Sandman by Motörhead. Wasn't expecting that, were you?
ϟ Do you sing in the shower?
Maybe.
♫ Name your top 3 albums from your favorite band/artist.
Carolus Rex, Coat of Arms and Primo Victoria by Sabaton.
☮ When was the last time you went to a concert? Which one was it?
Sabaton played at Warsaw a few months back, and I went with some friends from GROM. It was a blast. Those Polacks sure know how to party.
God dag, Swede! Hur mår du idag?
Jag är OK. Hur är du, min lilla vän?
Music Asks
☮ When was the last time you went to a concert? Which one was it?
✈ Is there any kind of music that you can’t stand?
☠ Do you play a musical instrument? What instrument?
☯ How many CDs do you own? From which artist do you have the most CDs?
✌ Name 3 bands you would most like to meet. Why?
✖ What do your parents think about the music you listen to?
☢ Do you still buy CDs? Which was the last CD you bought?
☤ Do you most pay attention to the melody or the lyrics?
♫ Name your top 3 albums from your favorite band/artist.
★ Is there any music band you liked years ago that you would not like now?
✞ Can you concentrate on other things when you are listening to music?
♛ Name your top 5 music videos.
◔ Put your mp3/ipod on shuffle and name the first 5 songs you stumble upon.
ϟ Do you sing in the shower?
☫ How much time do you spend listening to music every day?
ø If you could play any musical instrument, what would it be?
✒ If you were a song, what song would you be and why?
☺ What do you think the world would be like without music?
✦ What musicians did you like 5 years ago? 10 years ago?
21-30.
21. Name at least three things you could stand to cut out of your life.
Heat, sand, and flies.
22. What’s your favorite snack?
KEX, Plopp, and Hjartan. All at the same time.
23. If you got selected to be on a reality show which would it be, and why?
That weapons show they have on the Discovery Channel where they blow shit up every episode.
24. Your signature thing, what you are most known for among your friends is now your name. What do people call you?
...How about "Swede"?
25. What’s the sickest you’ve ever been?
Let me tell you about the last time I ate all my favourite snack foods at once sometime.
26. Batman vs The Hulk, who would win?
Batman's just a man, man. The Hulk's a fucking giant man who could squish him like a little bug. So The Hulk.
27. Write me a haiku about anything.
Sweden is so great/If Sweden were a woman/I'd marry that bitch.
28. If you were guaranteed honest responses to any three questions, whom would you question and what would you ask them?
I'd ask the dumb shit who makes questions like this why the hell they make such a stupid question.
29. What if anything is too serious to be joked about?
As long as you're not just trying to be a dick to hurt someone's feelings, I don't care what you joke about. Just don't fucking piss on someone's feelings because they're a different race to you or whatever. I make jokes about Norwegians all the time, but I don't give a fuck if my Norwegian friend makes a joke about me. It's just a bit of fun. Give it and get it, you know?
30. If you could be invisible for a day what would you do?
Not sure.
Unless...would my semen be invisible too?
1-5, big guy.
1. Say something that challenges my way of thinking.
OK, so you believe in Jesus? Well, Jesus promised that he would end all suffering and evil in the world, and Odin promised that he'd end all frost giants. Do you see any frost giants around?
2. Give me your best pick up line.
Is there a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap your ass.
3. Tell me a joke.
You know the best way to sink a Norwegian submarine? Swim down and knock on the hatch; they'll open up to see who it is.
4. What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard?
So, in Norway, it’s illegal to pay for having sex, but not to sell it. So, a female prostitute - or maybe a male one too, you never know with Norwegians - won't be prosecuted, but a customer will.
5. How is your blog a reflection of yourself? What do you think people assume or know about you by looking at your blog?
It has a Swedish flag because...you know. I'm Swedish. And that tells you basically everything you have to know.
Numbers You Would Put In My Ask Box If You Loved Me
1. Say something that challenges my way of thinking.
2. Give me your best pick up line.
3. Tell me a joke.
4. What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard?
5. How is your blog a reflection of yourself? What do you think people assume or know about you by looking at your blog?
6. Make a 5 song playlist that sums you up as a person.
7.What’s something you’re nostalgic for?
8. What’s the most annoying thing about the person you like?
9. You ordered pizza last night and have been looking forward to eating the leftovers all day. You go home and the box is still in the fridge, but someone has eaten all of it and its empty. What do you do?
10. Take a picture of an inanimate object in your house that holds significance for you and tell why you find it so significant.
11. Take a picture of your pet if you have one and tell why you love him or her.
12. In what ways have you ever altered your look, i.e. new hair color/style/colored contacts, and which of your looks is your favorite?
13. On a scale of 1-10 how large is your attention span?
14. Are you sure that you were born in the right era?
15. The last text you sent is the only thing you can say for the rest of your life. How screwed are you?
16. Make me a proposition and then convince me to take you up on that offer.
17. Tell an inside joke you share with your friends?
18. What is your opionion on snapbacks?
19. If you had to diagnosis yourself with any mental illness which would it be?
20. Create a Sim of yourself and post a picture telling which personality traits, lifetime aspiration, and career you’d have.
21. Name at least three things you could stand to cut out of your life.
22. What’s your favorite snack?
23. If you got selected to be on a reality show which would it be, and why?
24. Your signature thing, what you are most known for among your friends is now your name. What do people call you?
25. What’s the sickest you’ve ever been?
26. Batman vs The Hulk, who would win?
27. Write me a haiku about anything.
28. If you were guaranteed honest repsonses to any three questions, whom would you question and what would you ask them?
29. What if anything is too serious to be joked about?
30. If you could be invisible for a day what would you do?
If there is something I’m not afraid of saying its’s never fucking ever blame the soldier. Blame the guy who sent him there if the reasons are wrong, but never fucking ever piss on the soldier. I can’t understand any nation who takes a soldier, who sacrificed everything for the good of the nation, then fucking piss on him.
Joakim Broden of SABATON (via deadpoolmetalhead)
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