Bingo Bongo

Bingo Bongo

[lokiinmediasideblog]

I didn't catch this on my first watch, but the reason Sigrid didn't go to Hel is because she killed a god (Balder) with the cursed spear. And she died in the field of battle.

The spear took Balder in exchange for her. Balder did not go to Valhalla. In the myths, he goes to Hel and comes back after Ragnarok.

I know I joked Sigrid only went to Valhalla because a Valkyrie was very gay for her. There was a Valkyrie with A LOT of interest in her early in the movie. LOL.

[chiefartisantrash]

I love the fact that in that one scene from Twilight of the Gods where they were telling stories, Loki was made fun of not exactly because he had sex with a horse but because he was the bottom.

[demigoddessqueens]

Enough time has passed (one day) ! this is the best representation of Loki

[nomadicism]

Castlevania and Blood of Zeus sexy-walked so that Twilight of the Gods could horny-run.

[forgotmypassword12]

Guess who just failed the only subject she’s ever been good at.

……….

it’s me,

[memeuplift]

[neuehell]

I told myself that if I ever need anything to paint I should pick the first photo I see on my dash and paint it and this was the first one so I committed.

[americanfrontier]

oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man

[cwudining-deactivated20181015]

A friend of ours worked in a movie theater.  One night, a rowdy little boy decided to kick over all the stands that held up the red velvet cords.

After several attempt to stop him, she finally declared, “If you keep kicking those over, your leg will fall off!”

No sooner had she said this than she looked up and was mortified to notice a man standing on a pair of crutches with one leg.

Before she could apologize, he looked down at the boy and sighed, “I used to love to kick those.”

The kid ran away.

[alexaloraetheris]

I am developing a theory that when they remove your limb(s) the surgeons install a fantastic sense of humor in the empty space because amputees continue to be the funniest people on the planet.

[memeuplift]

[spicymochi]

he is sitting and pondering

[spicymochi]

tiny sitting and pondering

[ikimaru]

very unserious

[memeuplift]

[peach-pot]

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

[sniper2004]

Ok and? what if I want to reminisce on how much this bitch sucks…

[forgotmypassword12]

I need a fic like this. Someone pls help me. I’m dying over here.

NOT MY ART

[forgotmypassword12]

A question for Canadians (requested by sara5spy)

What kind of exams do you have in Ontario for grade 9? GCSEs? SATs? ACTs? Because chatGPT is a prick. My friend is going crazy and will kill me if i dont have an actual answer

[forgotmypassword12]

I just got these from my friend. Does anyone know what these are called. I can’t speak Russian 😭 they’re like the candy lollipops from masha and the bear and I want more. Pls. Help me 😭