FREE FIRE STARTER SENTENCES.
feel free to change pronouns and descriptors!
my fucking head’s about to explode here.
not so pretty now, eh, pretty boy?
the baggage handlers lost his charm at the airport, apparently.
talk about a fucking sledgehammer to crack a nut.
i feel a little conspicuous with the black eye.
you didn’t masturbate before you got here, did you?
i don’t work with anyone who’s carrying a loaded weapon.
i’m leaving a trail of breadcrumbs.
it’s a real fucking palace.
only thing a girl needs to stay warm in los angeles is a flexible outlook.
___ was misdiagnosed as a child genius. he never got over it.
you’ve put on a bit of weight.
what the fuck is that accent?
i’m not running a fucking pizza delivery service.
you’re a curious fucker, eh?
what the fuck are you gonna do? high-kick your way in there with a fucking top hat and cane?
get your fucking hands off me.
you’re gonna be the first one i take down if this goes south.
oh, sorry, you’re just - you’re molting.
i thought we could maybe go and have a bite.
stop fucking complaining.
i think that just saying no is kind of a reflex.
we could probably both use a drink after this.
sympathy’s in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.
do your puking when you’re walking.
trust’s not your thing, eh?
i’ll fuck you up again, you fucking piece of shit.
what are you fucking doing, you fucking clown?
i swear to god, you’re a waste of fucking skin.
the suspense is killing me.
why don’t you fucking tickle him to death?
big fucking mouth on a little lad.
did you get shot, you idiot?
it’s too late. i’ve been insulted.
bet you thought you were too handsome to get shot, huh?
i’m just impressed you haven’t needed a nap yet.
i forgot whose side i’m on.
quit your fucking whining.
what am i gonna tell your mother?
you’re gonna make me fucking puke.
i express my sympathies to ___ for the loss of his special friend.
i’m sure ___’s off to a better place. maybe he’ll even make something of himself down there.
that was the last time he had a drink.
i’m gonna stack the bodies of your 11 children on top of each other and burn them on your lawn.
there’s more blood on the floor here than a sausage factory.
i’ll shoot him in the fucking head.
does anyone care what happened to me, by any chance?
save it for your fucking autobiography.
i thought you were fucking dead.
i know you fucked it all up.
poke him in the eye. see if he flinches.
you seem like a nice girl.
we can’t all be nice girls.
i’ll tell you what, we’ll have a fucking cigarette.
i see you, you fucking yeti.
fuck off, you freak of nature.
you gotta smoke less dope if you wanna hit something once in a while.
get the fuck out of here, you fucking zombie!
they really did a number on you, didn’t they?