brendon urie is my kink

i've switched this blog to my primary blog instead, which you can find here. if you have any questions about this seemingly random change, you can just leave them in my ask box :)

[former-up-brendons-ass]

some answers as to why i switched blogs

this blog is going to be inactive from here on out. basically this one wasn’t my primary blog and i wanted my primary blog to be my smut blog so that i could communicate with my other favorite blogs so i switched it to what was my personal blog. i will still be writing smut and everything, and if you want to follow that blog instead, it has the same url, @up-brendons-ass. if you have any other questions feel free to ask, you can message me privately or just leave them in my ask box, whichever you’re more comfortable with. :)

[former-up-brendons-ass]

Could you do a Dallon x Reader one where they both have a thing for each other but are afraid Brendon to find out because they're on tour and he is the reader 's big brother? He could find out in like mid doing the do or something

omg yesss i love this. i know this idea is so overused but i love it so much 

[former-up-brendons-ass]

I'm sorry and I understand if you're busy, but I requested a Jenna Joseph x reader smut a long time ago and I just wanted to know what's happening withthat or if you jist don't feel like writing it anymore. Again, I'm sorry for bothering you

yes i 100% am still going to do this. things have been incredibly terrible and hectic in my life right now, i just ended a really toxic and really draining friendship and i’m working out some shit and i’ve been ridiculously depressed so my writing has been absolute shit and i don’t want to upload something i’m not proud of. i’m so sorry this is taking so long, it will happen and it will be the next full smut i write, i promise. 

[former-up-brendons-ass]

anyone who follows this account regularly pls read

things are going to change a lot, i’m switching everything to another account i have so that i can interact with other blogs without using my personal blog. i have been batting around this decision in my head for a while and i’m going to finally just do it.

i’ll post more about it later so keep an eye out for more posts. thank you ❤️

[impanickingeverywhere]

Brendon Urie, 2011

[xxip-smut]

Strip For Me

Sarah suggests that her and Brendon’s next date be to a strip club and they get a little more than a night out on the town. Pairings: (light) Sarah Urie x Fem!Reader, Brendon Urie x Fem!Reader, The Uries x Fem!Reader Warnings: light girlxgirl moments, daddy kink, brief mention of alcohol, thigh riding, degradation, finger sucking. Word Count: 6.4k

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[former-up-brendons-ass]

holy fuck this is so good

[former-up-brendons-ass]

I just want Patrick to make soft sweet love to me right now. That's all I ask in life

same here honey, same here

[thepatricktreestump]

I'm more excited for Mania than my birthday (which is in the same week) Gosh, I'm just so excited

SAME it’s like a little birthday gift from fall out boy

[former-up-brendons-ass]

reputation came out a week before my birthday i was fuckin BLESSED

[dallonweekeseveryday]

Sway the hips, and Ryan you do that thing. Daily Dallon day 207

[former-up-brendons-ass]

petition for you to write the dallon weekes virginity fic (please 💞)

yesss i’ve been wanting to write another dallon smut anyways, thank you for giving me an excuse to do so!!

[former-up-brendons-ass]

Hi! Could you do a fic where the reader is loosing her virginity to Brendon but she's rlly insecure and it can be really sweet and fluffy. You're great at this btw!

tbh if i were to really write any fic about losing your virginity to anyone it would be dallon because of how sweet and lovely he is, but i will attempt this with brendon. i just need to remind myself that he has a sweet side too and he’s not just a sex demon lmao

[former-up-brendons-ass]

sorry i haven’t been active much

i work 2 jobs and don’t get much time to myself anymore! i’m going to try and post a new smut tomorrow for the new year if i have the time, or write a drabble at the very least ❤️

[dallonjweekes-archive]

Dallon probably left because of a record deal. Look at the timing. He said he wouldn’t quit but the second he gets a contract and is gonna have to devote more time he can’t continue touring. And the contract clause might be only one band

It would be amazing if IDK got signed and I sure hope it’s the case, but we can’t be sure.

[dallonjweekes-archive]

It’s crazy to me that everyone is just ASSUMING that Dallon chose to leave Panic! Especially considering what we know: 1:Dallon said he would always be there if Panic (brendon) wanted him to be. 2:Brendon has a huge ego and wants to be a solo star. 3:Brendon and Zack (and let’s face it, a lot of ‘fans’) have treated Dallon terribly for a long time. 4: Dallon statement doesn’t say that he chose this.

Tbh that’s something I’ve been thinking as well. I’m not sue it was 100% his decision only.

[former-up-brendons-ass]

“dallon was treated like shit by zack and brendon” is complete and utter BULLSHIT, brendon and dallon were constantly poking fun at each other when they were on tour together, everything brendon dished out to dallon was given right back at him. you all wanna act like brendon is a piece of garbage because of what you THINK you know and not what actually happened.

also, you know nothing about brendons personality and what he is really like. every person that’s met him has said that he’s treated them with kindness and we all know brendon is a big sweetheart so fuck outta here with that bullshit. brendon having an “ego” is a joke in the fandom that you clearly are not in so please step the fuck out thanks

[thepatricktreestump]

my sister sent this to me, she said that sarah’s comments were deleted (probably by sarah because these would set off a bunch of people to find reasons to hate sarah) but this is apparently what sarah said to people who were shitting on dallon in the comments of panic!’s repost that dallon made. so when people wanna say there’s beef between brendon and dallon, why would brendons wife defend dallon this much if they didn’t get along? 🤔

edit: oh my god i’m so proud of her! and thank you so much for this summary it means a lot

[dallonjweekes-archive]

There’s a difference between quitting and leaving for something else. Dal left panic! For IDK, he’s still doing music. I think when he said he doesn’t quit it meant that doesn’t give up on things, and he didn’t give up on panic he just left that job to persue a job more important to him. I don’t think it’s fair to blame bren if we don’t know, like bren could’ve fired him but for all we know he could’ve begged him to stay. Not everything that happens to dallon is brendon’s fault.

Oh no, of course not. I think you’re right. And it’s absolutely not fair to simply blame Brendon. We know they’ve had their differences but who really knows what went down? Certainly not us.So let’s all just chill and support Dallon without fighting about things we can’t be certain about.

[former-up-brendons-ass]

also it’s honestly none of our business whatever happened between brendon and dallon. to me, panic!’s account wouldn’t have reposted if there were hard feelings and dallon is always expressing his gratitude towards brendon and every part of panic! for everything he’s had. i wish we could all just get along and be happy that both of these amazing musicians are pursuing things they love!!!!!

[former-up-brendons-ass]

i'm just saying like in your original post it is factually incorrect to say he wasn't an official member of the band when he LITERALLY WAS. couldn't give less of a fuck if you see him as an important member or not, but he was 100% an official member of the band for 5 years. from 2010-2015. that's why in 2015 there was that whole thing about everyone wondering if he was "demoted" or not after that interview. you can check any online source, interview, wikipedia, or twitter for this information.

wow so one tiny detail makes SO MUCH difference when there’s a shit ton of people on every social media platform right now acting like brendon is a monster because dallon made a decision to pursue a band that meant more to him than panic! at the disco!!!! honestly i do not give a shit about one tiny little detail about dallon being an official member or not when people are attacking both brendon and dallon and creating drama that never existed in the first place.