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Welcome to the headquarters of the few remaining loyal agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Our staff consists of Maria Hill and Phil Coulson. We are a branch of the CAH Avengers here to answer your questions about the future of S.H.I.E.L.D.

[machomachi-deactivated20171216]

doodled this real quick after seeing the new age of ultron photos because clint is ridiculous

[formerlyknownasshield]

has natasha gone through with her threat and killed you all yet?

Nah. She acts like she wants to snap our necks but underneath it all she loves us too much.

She's really a big softie...Okay maybe she would break my arm or something for saying that, but she wouldn't kill me...

At least I'm pretty sure she wouldn't.

-Maria

[formerlyknownasshield]

Son

MariaaaAaa I lobe yu I can sha in fremch Jador tuuuuu Ples forgibe.mee I am fool Why can't yuuu seeeeeee

[formerlyknownasshield]

I am alon Mari no live me. Logn is gon I never get mary and am out of hwsikiky

[nerdwegian]

[formerlyknownasshield]

The winter soldier I should be scare But his ass is fien And dayummmm that smoulder Stev says no Bucky is his But I want both That's just how it is Buck will sex me I will sex Steev Hopfully Maria Will take this with ease

[formerlyknownasshield]

Hawk eye is bird He go caw caw But he wake me in mornin So I kik him out door His nest is odd Full of nats stuff I still think it sucks That where he and nat fuk

[clarkgreggreporter]

Via Clark Gregg’s Facebook:

"I love my job. #AgentsofSHIELD #HailThis"

[formerlyknownasshield]

Maria I love yu Liek water to canoe Pleas gib me a chanse This is tru romance Yu can hwip me Gag me Hurt me That's why I lik yu anywya I luv yu But sttev and buku are hot. Too

[formerlyknownasshield]

I so ducked up

I drink whole much But Maria I rea, want marry. I write Pom. I mean it. I Phil. director of shoeeeeeld.

[formerlyknownasshield]

New Pom.

Tony and Bruce They are lobe They always liek so?? But we kno they blow They got marry We wernt invite I hope they sorry But tony still bite They got office Kinky stuff I guess it good job Bruce ain't up the duff

[formerlyknownasshield]

Phillip, I swear to god...

Love yu Marry me

[formerlyknownasshield]

why do you love maria so much?

She is booty.Goddess beyond belef. She suck like vacum new from shop.And she is best person IN WORL.

[formerlyknownasshield]

Yes 4 yu

Maria Yu are not Steev But I beleive Taht yu cuoud be I see Cap is hot His ass I want fuck But Maria I forget wehn yu suck

[formerlyknownasshield]

Pom party treis

Maria you kno When yu blow I feel like rainbow Yu can hwip me And bit me I lik it anyway Yu are much btter than ok

[formerlyknownasshield]

Pom patt two

MariA please I lobe you You are my favurite Tony is cool But you liak to bite Maria you understan Hwne I ask to fuck And you also undersatn When I call yu buck

[formerlyknownasshield]

I write Pom

Maria Eye like sun Face like moon She mak happy of me Like I am bee Maria I know I am bad at this But you ar good Hhen you blow