Forrest Brakeman

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What Wine Pairs Well With A Sh-t Show?

I’ve never been through a pandemic and a massively corrupt government before, so it leaves me with questions. First, what wine pairs well…

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Excerpts from a boomer’s lockdown diary | BoomerCafé

California funnyman Forrest Brakeman has kept a diary during his “lockdown” at home…

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Boomer Opinion: This is the Great American Train Wreck

Forrest Brakeman is a professional comedian who sees nothing funny about what’s happening in the U.S.

The fine people at BoomerCafe reached out to me and asked me to write a perspective piece on our current situation. I said, "Are you sure? It might not be printable." But they insisted, so here you are!

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Look Out! It’s A High Speed Holiday Train!

Who says California does not have a high-speed train? We are on one right now, hurtling at an unGodly speed towards the holidays. Thanksgiving threw us for a loop by happening on the flippin’ 28th …

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Two Bottles of Champagne

I have two bottles of champagne in the fridge. They have been there since election night, 2016. They were supposed to be used to celebrate the election of the first woman president in United States…

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I will attempt to outline the bullet points from this lengthy list of Russian interactions with the Trump Campaign. I have highlighted a few incidents just because of the sheer stupidity and incomp…

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I’m Reading the Mueller Report So You Don’t Have To (but you should), pt. 2

Mueller Report, pages 38-65: I will preface this by saying that this is as terrifying a piece of writing as I have ever read. Mueller undersold his own report. We were attacked by the Russian gover…

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I’m Reading the Mueller Report So You Don’t Have To (but you should)

It has become very clear to me that no Republican, few Democrats, and most members of the media have not read the final Mueller Report. This is disgraceful. The Mueller Report is one of the most co…

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That Trump Is Funny!

My searing contempt for the half-human that infests our White House has had devastating effects on me. I have become so obsessed with removing Cheatolini from office that I overlook basic daily fu…

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Trump’s Finest People: A to Z, pt. 2

A president cannot accomplish his goals of separating children from their parents at the border, tear-gassing mothers and children, claiming that there are good people on both sides of the neo-Nazi…

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Trump’s Finest People: A to Z

In January of 2018, The Washington Post suggested that the Trump presidency was “On track to becoming the most corrupt in U.S. History,” citing hush money payments to porn stars, foreign government…

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Hollywood’s Biggest Prima Donna

I have worked in Show Biz in the Sound Department, on set, for a very long time. How long? Well, let’s see, oh, carry the seven, multiply by 5 . . . over 320 years. In that time I’ve worked with so…

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So Many Brave Chickens

I’m going to let you in on a little Show Biz secret about food commercials.

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Trump: He Is Who He Appears To Be, Part Six – Forrest Brakeman – Medium

WHITE LABELS AND THE WHITE HOUSE

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Trump: He Is Who He Appears To Be, Part Six

WHITE LABELS AND THE WHITE HOUSE With the introduction of a white supremacist, neo-Nazi supporting, KKK endorsed, racist enabler of Alt-Right populism into the White House, perhaps it is time to br…

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TRUMP: He Is Who He Appears To Be, Part Five

IS COLLUSION EVEN A CRIME, AND WHAT THE HECK IS THE LOGAN ACT? The meetings that took placed between members of the Trump campaign and Russian agents during the 2016 presidential election, for the …

Collusion may not be a specific crime, but conspiracy, lying to the FBI, and violating the Logan Act absolutely is.

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A boomer writes, “Kids Break Dad, Details At Eleven!" | BoomerCafé

Humorist Forrest Brakeman loves children ... if only he had his 20-something body.