HOWL.

FORREST GINSBERG. THEATRE STUDENT. RACONTEUR. follow your inner moonlight; don't hide the madness

[thesamepicofezramiller]

[fckandrewdavies-deactivated2016]

“I have no words”

[forrestginsberg-blog]

“C’mon, you’re a professional adult! You’ve got to have some sort of opinions on lube --- especially when it’s flavored. What’s your poison? I’ve got every fruit under the sun... except for grapes, nobody likes grape-flavored anything.”

[wishiwasharleyquinn]

“I have no words…”

[forrestginsberg-blog]

“What, you’re telling me that you don’t enjoy a little lube in your life? Please, Harley Jones, you don’t fool me - you’ve got, like, a million kinks under your belt, I know it. Actually, lube doesn’t even have to be kinky! It’s just a necessity in our modern world.” 

[bettyswife-deactivated20170210]

[fckandrewdavies-deactivated2016]

[forrestginsberg-blog]

“Am I sensing disapproval? I feel like I’m sensing disapproval.”

[dailydccast]

[forrestginsberg-blog]

“So, I guess you should never shop online when you’re drunk and horny --- what the fuck am I going to do with three boxes of lube? How am I supposed to explain three boxes of lube? Any takers willing to take some of this off my hands? It’s flavored, y’know.”

[milaniaxcornago-blog]

“Don’t try and give me judging stares when I’m sitting out in my patio in a kiddie pool. I’m getting nice and cool while you’re still sitting in sweat in your house.” Milania shrugged, holding her drink. 

[forrestginsberg-blog]

“That wasn’t a look of judgement, that was a look of envy,” Forrest bemoaned, running a hand through his sweat-soaked hair. “I thought that my dorm was just stuffy, but it turns out that whole fuckin’ city just feels like an oven --- got any room in there?”

[jayethantolman]

Jaylon looked over at the other person as he laid on the towel in the field, squinting his eyes from the sun behind his shades. “I will pay you ten dollars to stand in front of the sun for me for a couple hours. Ten dollars and beer.”

[forrestginsberg-blog]

“Have you seen my complexion? I’m gonna need a heftier price tag than that for all the physical and emotional trauma you expect me to go through --- how about jelly bellies, too? I’m always a tramp for jelly bellies.”

[princessofthemoooon]

[gingerxginger-blog]

“Holy fuck, this cinnamon sticks are unreal,” Colette, or Ginger as she was more often called, muttered. Her words were muffled by the bite of the food that was still in her mouth. “Who would just leave these sitting in the dorm fridge and expect everyone to leave them alone? Whoever it was, they have a surprise in store. Do you think they’ll leave a passive aggressive note for me once they find out they’re gone?” she snickered. Gin was talking to no one in particular until she noticed someone nearby, watching and listening in. “Want one?” she asked, holding up one of the sticks and waving it towards them.

[forrestginsberg-blog]

It’d been quite a ride for Forrest since the last semester ended --- he’d gotten his own apartment and a fresh job... only to decide that he wasn’t quite prepared for that level of responsibility, consequently dropping both and excitedly returning to the comfort of naivety that the college dorms provided. And when he ran into a rambling redhead on the way back to his old dorm, he realized that it really was the right decision to come back. “I don’t think many people on this floor are skilled in passive-aggression, so they’ll likely just leave a rather straightforward ‘you suck’ note instead. Could be worse.” The boy cracked a smile and accepted the stick brightly, “Thanks, though this kind of makes me an accomplice to your misdeeds.”

[scarletvisioning]

[forrestginsberg-blog]

text → amani & forrest

Amani: they're the rarest pokemon types tbh. only appearing once in a great while to those worthy enough. goals right there. i want people to not really ever be sure i exist or not.

Amani: the babiest of the babes is you of course.

Amani: you know you'd let obama hit it though. as much as i love michelle there's like no doubt in mind i'd be 100% down for that.

Forrest: well you're already halfway there. i used to text harley and ask her if you were still breathing/existing at all because i hadn't seen you in a few days. maybe i'm just really dramatic

Forrest: that is an absolute lie and i won't HEAR OF IT

Forrest: of course i would, he's a man in power who strikes me as a very intense power bottom. then again i'd do whatever he wanted because who's gonna be dominant in bed with obama????

[forrestginsberg-blog]

dreamy baby room, decoration dream, fancy paper dolls

Dreamy Baby Room: The most childish part of your personality?

“My stubborn petulance - - - my most charming attribute, obviously.”

Decoration Dream: Favourite way to decorate a cake?

“I don’t have a favorite way to decorate a cake - - - I just have my single method of unhinging my jaw like a wild snake and consuming it whole.”

Fancy Paper Dolls: What accessories would come with a doll version of you?

“An aura of self-importance coupled with embarrassing self-doubt, really weird hair, and probably a joint. Sorry, kids.”

[thesamepicofezramiller]

[forrestginsberg-blog]

text → amani & forrest

Amani: whos shy? the monsters or the tv personalities? if i were an animal i'd be one of those foxes scientists think go extinct every few years because they never see it.

Amani: IM NOT FISHING FOR COMPLIMENTS

Amani: obama is an al green fan, you know he's into that good deep lovin shit. michelle lucky.

Forrest: the monsters!! the tv personalities always tend to be a little bit embarrassing, maybe it's better off that you keep away from that nonsense, you're too pure

Forrest: PLS U KNOW YOU'RE A BABE AND U JUST WANT ME TO SAY IT (AND I WILL)

Forrest: maybe we should've been taking our sex advice from obama all along? think he can make us a playlist so you won't feel as weird about 'preparation'

[forrestginsberg-blog]

text → amani & forrest

Amani: why limit myself to just bigfoot? there's the chupacabra, jersey devil, beast of busco, etc etc. but you have to have a tv personality and we both know i've got the personality of a wet mop.

Amani: now you're really driving home the 'wet mop' thing with that. this is opposite of trying to make me feel better.

Amani: see now THAT is definitely a song i can get down to, no problem.

Forrest: see i feel bad for all those guys, because maybe they're just really shy?? and the chupacabra gets a bad rap for eating goats, but honestly? fuck goats i'm team chupa

Forrest: shuuututtuutt up you're cute and adorable and you know it and you just want me to lavish you in compliments bc you know my dumb ass will

Forrest: we could just get down to obama's sexy time playlist?? i mean that got me pretty hot n heavy