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this is probably the most accurate commercial on tv right now.
My life perfectly right here.
literally all of tumblr
This isn’t a commercial
OKAY I’m gonna do it anyway. I wanted to do something nice for Christmas so, reblog this before Christmas and I’ll draw a cutie (something like this///) based on your blog!
Will it be a boy, will it be a girl?? Happy or sad?? Colorful or bw? I will look trough your blog and base it on your theme/posts/maybe even selfies if i happen to find some~
omg cuteee
On that day, humanity received a jolly reminder
Oh god I've completely neglected this blog for a while... BUT I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW.
TOMORROW.
IT IS.
HAPPENING.
do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason
you’re just like
no
And then they give you a reason and its like
#the first chicks just like yeah all right lets get physically fit #the second woman is ready to slit somebody’s throat #the third guy just watched the second woman slit someone he loves throat #and the fourth guy is having explosive diarrhea and hoping to distract himself from the pain #using this level forty fist nunchuck
and at level 70 you fucking animorph into a gorilla
We have all seen level 70 before…
considering in the very first game you cross examine a bird and there appears to only be 2 judges total for your entire legal system i should HOPE that there isnt a real legal system out there like the one in ace attorney
fun fact: i actually have like a good amount of followers but like nobody likes me or talks to me so it feels like i have 2 followers
How to play Ace Attorney:
Gather evidence
Show everything in your pocket to every single person you meet, including your badge.
Trust no one.
BS your way through the trial
Laugh because how the fuck did you get through that.
DO YE WANNA FUCKIN' HEAR A STORY, WHEEZY. I'LL FUCKIN' TELL YE A STORY. SEE THAT THERE WALK BACK FROM THAT TRAIN STATION? BALTIC IT WAS. WIND BLEW RIGHT FUCKIN' THROUGH ME. SEE WHAT I DO FOR YOU, WHEEZY. NOT EVEN GETTIN' A SHIFT OUT OF IT. DEM PRIMARK SHORTS ARE TARA IN THAT THERE WEATHER.
I’M
I’M FUCKIN CRYIN
I LOVE YOU JFC
BUT I’LL FUCKIN BATE YE. YA WEE CUNT, LINDSSAAY.
Ye wanna fuckin’ go, ye wee cunt. I will cut ye so bad yer own ma won’t recognise ye. Here, don’t fuckin’ mess with me love, I’ll push ye into the Lagan.
ERE DON’T U FUCKIN TOUCH MY WEE LEATHER JACKET, THAT THERES FROM PRIMARK SO IT IS. Don’t you be slabberin about me love, your bake’ll be like a lurgan spade by the time I’ve finished with it like. Way on up there and catch the last metro home before i bate yer ballix in. I’ll put yer windys in so a will.
This is beautiful.
So I decided to make a personal blog I can put all my ~feelings~ and day-to-day things. Mostly where I can record my bad and good days and all that mumbo jumbo while I struggle with depression, anxiety and a handful of other things. If anyone is interested in it (who I am NOT close to, aka, know irl) you can like this status and i'll send you a message with the url.