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Two bitches telling each other

“I don’t have trauma”

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

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valtsv

i think that "claims to be pro life dies anyway" is the singular funniest phrase ever invented because there's just no coming back from that unless we suddenly get really good at necromancy

valtsv

pro lifer comes back wrong and they're really upset about it because they didn't get a. a. a ch

3rabbit

daughter (non-practicing)

3rabbit

sister (deadbeat)

thedreadpiratecam

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

scramratz

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

gelphienation

I mean surely we all grew up feeling like there was a wrongness inherently deep inside us that will endure for the rest of our lives

uwillneverknowwho

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

dutchster

one of my favorite hobbies is not being a parent

pokeballvictimized

> steam sends me an email

> game you wishlisted is on sale!

> wow, 30% off!

> $50

pokeballvictimized

I can wait. You'll be 80% off one of these days. I'll outlast you.

mawofthemagnetar

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.