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[depsidase]

[theaceofwords]

It's called the Global Justice Report, it is here. This is an actionable plan which can be sent to legislators and demanded of political parties. We could save the world within our lifetimes.

It has always been possible. It is still possible.

[nrobins]

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[fortuitouslyloadeddice]

DIGITAL-PARKER-PT3

https://www.tumblr.com/fortuitouslyloadeddice/821973485110902784/digital-parker-pt2?source=share

The legless man drifts deeper and deeper in the water from blue, to navy, to black he's swallowed by the familiar darkness of nothing

He can feel as the hues of reality change into warm safe fuzz

Its all geometric nonsense all these "people" are just entity's.

For fucks sake theirs even a jester!

Last time he saw one his heart got turned into die. It twidled with him all his parts withholding the cardboard box he's been nestled in, leaving him a nude woman to a serpent. Every eye of it looked at his every atom. It's claws peeled into his 8 ball mind and he saw it roll down the jesters throat as it swallowed his very judgement.

However, this time he's sinking into sagittarius a

It's a soothing presence that carefully guides him into its chest covering him in millions of stardust kisses as gravity pulls him into itself

As his limbs unravel like a weave as he sees metal being mined , copper being twisted, circuits being electrified, a 90s computer is built as the glass screen flickers blue and red.

He's about to become one's and zeros when pomni pulls him out and resuscitates him even though no one has lungs she acted on a mental muscle memory

"PARKER! PARKER! ohmygod! please please please don't die please I need you to not die please!"

The puppet grogly rubs his temple

"I-eh-I what what is happening???

what is this??????"

The group sighs in relief

Kinger with a bucket on his head crouched down to his level

"you were abstracting."

Caine chined in a calm voice "we saw the colors, you weren't responding, nobody knew if you were drowning or not."

Parker tried to figure out why he wasn't in his camper after his journey, why he was still here, why he's a toy again.

"Abstract -what?"

They debrief him on what abstracting is and talk about how they had a member of the circus before him abstract. The only one to not speak was pomni who was buried in ragathas chest.

The excitement settles down

The doll and jester go to ragathas room

Kinger and caine poof somewhere

And gangle and zooble take parker to his new room a brown door with "his" face on it but looked like a Jim Henson character over his fleshy pourus face he had before or the shiney fresh outta the box face he had before that

A single second so pregnant one would think was a gemick caused by a bad spin. parker finally opened his door

Red and black checked floor with many black and red chairs a shelf with is little league uniform and a bed with domnio pillows and quilt made of soft domnino tiles.

"So you like board games huh" comments gangle

"Yeah they are kinda what I am, what I was." Parker remarks

"You can still play them here. we got six people here. I mean- I thought my life as an artist was over until ragatha handed me some pens and an old planer she wasn't going to use ,luckily I've been here long enough that I don't need real fingers to draw anymore."

"But I have friends, lovers, enemies even

Did any of those relationships matter if im stuck here?"

Frantically trying to think with his brainless brain "can I at least try and win my way out of here this is a game isn't it im good at them I can play my way out of this right?"

Zooble and gangle have a somber glance before the pink one says point blankly

"We are stuck here not the real us outside but the ones who are here in the circus are. I'm so sorry that this happened to you but this is your life now, some days are harder than others but we have each other."

Parker was deeply hurt by this

Zooble quickly adds " if you want to join gangle and me in my room to watch movies you can ."

Parker agrees.

[fortuitouslyloadeddice]

Realized parker beach! headcanons

Parker is sensory seeking

He's touching EVERYTHING

Finds one of those scalp massage things and he melts immediately

Paints his nails and deeply inhales the nail polish fumes

Likes how sand is crunchy

Will info dump about chess to a plastic bucket

Loves coke floats

He enjoys sea foam

Good swimmer

Likes how you look in your swim suit even if it's one of those long sleeve surfer ones

He ALWAYS has a hat on

Afterwards he's in the tub

Showers are still too overwhelming for him

Yall nap together on the couch while watching Golden Girls

[pika-productions]

I thought this meme fit them 😭

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[fortuitouslyloadeddice]

Dateables reactions to being your gay awakening

Bodhi

Very accepting

He's thrilled that people can be out and proud

Made a mixtape with queer artist and put a rainbow flag about it

The hanks

They are partying about it

They love that they made you realize men were hot

Hector

HIM!?

High key panicking and prideful that he's the reason you admit that you have queer feelings

He thinks that your bashfulness is cute

Chance

Thought you already knew

Sees you experience new feels when he plays a character thats flirtatious

Parker

Also thought you already knew

What do you mean you literally wanted to were a swim suit because of accuracy and later realized that the silly man in front of you is hot?????

Dose not know if he should add that to the dice score

[fortuitouslyloadeddice]

Digital parker pt2

Link to pt1

Post by @fortuitouslyloadeddice

💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 0 · Parker gets stuck in the circus · ( I'm not good at this sorry) He appears in the circus A strange Muppet looking creatur

"I don't know how I feel about you, but I desperately want to touch you"

There is then a moment of silence where both kinger and digital parker both are running their soft fingers all over each other while everyone else watches with disturbing awe.

"WELL IM DEEPLY UNCOMFORTABLE!"

Caine pulls the duo apart

Drops kinger

"Wow worms!"

Abd pulls the puppet boy closer to him

"You my new member

Are parker bradley!"

A projector shows up

"Your a youtuber who reviews board games and you umpire at little league baseball... viciously."

Real life parker grits his teeth at the sentiment he's not vicious he thought, it's just that no one cares for the rules of anything, not the game, not chess, not even the fucking card game he's more than the board games now but god damit he still knows for a fact abby is cheating and peering over skylars deck.

Cain is twirling his stick around

"Any hoo this is your life now and as your ringmaster my haunted marionette you will get to go on adventures with your fellow companions !"

He then pools away

Digital parker then comically falls down mouth agape

He then springs up like nothing bad happened his manorisoms more following is board game self.

"Hahahahogh WOW that-that is good golly grate and not at ALL reminiscent of a time in my life I'd like to not think to hard about!!! :D" he then makes a noise of a balloon panicking about a pushpin.

Ragatha steps in "We can show ya around, it's not that bad around here, we get our own rooms , there's a bar , oh and a beach! "

"IWANNAGOTOTHEBEACH...PLEASE!"

He then calmers up his arms folding in themselves he's shrunken down to the floor he doesn't even have feet he's just hollow inside where a hand is supposed to be

...

At the beach the group changes clothes

Before parker had an uno shirt and a connect 4 vest now he has a twister skirt as his swim suit and felt nipls that he is using a towel to hide them from these strange pervs.

Zooble sees this and reassures parker that everyone here has a weird body "even me." And pulls their arm clean off.

He burns his face in his hands "you people keep pulling weird shit wa- we are toys in a digital toy box , I went from a not human to a human to a not human again like you don't even know the multi levels of phantom touch im feeling right now I- I'm done im done im going swimming in the not water bye" he speedwalks off

In the water things are a bit better less noise but enough pressure to make him feel like he's safe at home in his little trailer that is missing a tire

Nothing in the water can bother him.

[fortuitouslyloadeddice]

Parker gets stuck in the circus

( I'm not good at this sorry)

He appears in the circus

A strange Muppet looking creature

"Huh! um ... how do I????"

He instinctively pulls at a non existint headset

Zooble walks toward him calmly

"Hey you're gonna be alright, but that's not gonna work."

He then tries to pull the sticks out of his arms they won't budge

"What am I now? What is all this?"

Zooble never having to do this all by themselves before

"You are in a computer, the you outside put a headset on and now you are here, that doesn't mean your still not human or that your memory is false but it dose mean you can't leave this place."

"Why can't I remember my name?"

"Part of the program unfortunately, but caine knows and will be back shortly with everyone else."

On the dining room table in the living room of the real world sits: parker bradley, skylar specks , grant best, abby brooks

"So this will be the first time a human enters since caines meltdown?" Abby sits next to the rinky dink monitor

"Yes" replies grant not letting his eyes off the monitor

"Do you think we can get them out?" Suzie face turns to skylars

"I made a completely digital version of the dateovaters that we'll send in after digital parker calms down until then we'll have to just sit and watch."

Parker begins to shuffle a deck of cards handing them out to the group only grant leaves his on the table

"How did you even find out about the sentient ai in there?"

"Well we all thought the project was a bust considering it didn't help much with Tyler's cancer, then the company went under after what happened with the ceo and we all had to leave the building -I guess the monitor was left on and a few more humans put the headset on until pomni tracked us all down to figure out why the program was still running and then we decided to call you two."

Back in the colorful purgatory

A portal opens up with a group of six emerging

The puppet observes carefully

An adorable doll talking to a pretty jester,a mask with ribbons looking jovial at seeing zooble, a pair of dentures talking to oh my got a chess pice !!!!!!!!"

Zooble explains everything to everyone

While the others try and be as kind as possible while Cain is looking the new guy In the system

Digital parker is staring unblinking at kinger

...

[fortuitouslyloadeddice]

Dateables reactions to an odd nerd homeowner

Parker

He loves it!

Learned that their is a little shark that can walk because of you two playing sandy land.

He noticed that you have a hard time with chess but some how won because in your words "I just kept doing what prince Charles of Sweden did in the 1600s and somehow that worked"

He gets asked very odd questions by you

Like "are your teeth made of plastic?" and "is your brain a magic 8 ball?"

Chance

Admires the insanity of how you play

Once you asked if you chould collect rocks throughout the campaign he agreed thinking it was just a character quirk, only for you to start hurling stones at your enemy.

Casted a spell to change your pheromones in order to have ant crawl on a gard letting your party in

Your roleplay is a bit stiff so your attempts to flirt are always awkward (he doesn't mind)

Admires a little doll you made him based on the queen he made

When asked about the other sheets you said you wanted him like Mesopotamian artifact

Uncovered

Hector

You sometime send him letters in his vents even including a sticker in the place of a stamp

Your a bit shy to him due to the fact you can't read his facial expressions

You put sunflower paintings across every vent so that they have to look at the sun (him)

Bhodi

You gave him a scene makeover and he liked it

You tell him fun facts about the 90s-2020s and is in awe

He wears your clothes sometimes and likes your weird puns

The hanks

They start making bets on what fun fact you'll give em

You draw on them sometimes and they love it

They like when you hand them a cool rock or shell on the beach

[fortuitouslyloadeddice]

Diceplay phm au

Parker is a mathematics major that was a gym empire while eridian! Chance was his ships counselor

Parker loves how chance tells story's about erid

Chance loves how noisy parker is because he sat in silence for so long

They argue over twister

[glagglee]

Hair swap!!! :p also gave him scrabble earrings because I thought it was saur cute

PB and J im tryna be the jelly hashtag booyah

[dogxbonez]

Parker reminds me of Spencer from iCarly no I’m not elaborating

[fortuitouslyloadeddice]

[sammibeari]

HAPPY ANNIV, DATE EVERYTHING!!!!

Idk if I can tag all these characters there like forty or something of them

[aromanticfreak]

How would parker react to finding out about the split attraction model ?

hmmm I'm honestly not sure, i think it could go a lot of different ways. he's very passionate about his rules and i think he'd struggle to fit it into them, like maybe he'd reject the idea because his rules say otherwise (maybe not explicitly but the idea isn't part of his rules at all i mean). he does seem pretty stubborn yk.

like. i think he'd outwardly reject it but internally think "damn if that's true that makes a lot of sense..." (especially since parker is implied to be sexually attracted to the player but only "loves" them if the dice say so)

(sorry it's a little hard for me to focus and articulate myself very well cause it's pretty late for me rn, hope this makes sense)

[fortuitouslyloadeddice]

Parker: I've already completed my self introspection!

Homeowner trying to crack his aro egg : but what if qpr, what if aromantism, what if abrosexual :>

Parker: hughhhhhhhh ok instead of rolling for our relationship im going to crouch down into my carbord and SkRiM