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Hello, darling. I've been expecting you.

Why don't you step into my tent? I can make you some tea if you'd like...

...

...oh, and collect my cards, darling...

#slenderposting #slendlr #slendblr #slenderblog

infectiouspiss

okay i'm locking these in early i know what's gonna happen i'm calling it now

#most of these are spot on

beatlesfeetpics-deactivated2025

Slenders, get them

Oh no... What are you lot going to do to me? Tie me up? Take turns?... Don't get me excited.

purple-slenderman

C. Collect my purple?

#I don't predict this ending well

dostoyevsky-official

when you say "get rid of the cursed amulet," i can't help but notice a tone of jealousy. envy, even

augustspisspoorblog

SLENDERMANS GONNA GET HIS ASS FUCK YEAH

#you'll never guess what I predict

I predict The Fog

#slendblr #slenderblog #slenderposting #slendlr #slenderblr

freedom-slenderman

HELLO MY FELLOW SLEMERICANS. AS WE ALL KNOW THE ELECTIONS FOR THE SLESIDENT ARE COMING UP, AND I NEED YOU TO VOTE FOR ME, FREEDOM SLENDERMAN, SO THAT I CAN BRING FREEDOM BACK FOR GOOD

fortune-tellerman

You have my full support, dear.

#slendblr #slenderblog #slendlr #slenderblr #slenderposting

whoredad

penis situational

penis metaphorical

wanna know the penis future

ask the penis oracle

seaside-oracle-slender

Why, hello there. It's nice to see a fellow prophesier. Would you like to play a game of cards?

-@fortune-tellerman

Oh hello... yes, I would love that...

fortune-tellerman

Glad to hear it, friend.

*She sits down nearby, and pulls out a deck of cards. as she shuffles and deals them, the first card comes up as The Hanged Man, before quickly changing to a Jack of Clubs.*

seaside-oracle-slender

*she observes, or well, the building itself observes it seems, as she simply looks in tellers general direction. smiling politely*

fortune-tellerman

*As she finishes dealing, she tries to make small talk.*

So, how long have you been here, friend? A century? Two?

seaside-oracle-slender

As long as the tide has carried my lord's word, I have resided within these walls... yourself?

fortune-tellerman

I've been a presence for as long as the humans have tried to predict, to prophesize. I have been called many names over the years, and only one person has every found my true name.

seaside-oracle-slender

pray tell, what is your name? so I may refer to you properly... it's only polite...

*she smiles more warmly and hovers her hand over the ace of spades card, picking it up to "look" at as sea spoke*

fortune-tellerman

...I suppose it would be the polite thing to do...

I am Phitune. It's nice to finally meet you.

seaside-oracle-slender

it's lovely to meet you Phitune... I'm Asherah...

fortune-tellerman

That's a lovely name, Ash.

#slenderblr #slendblr #slendlr #slenderposting #slenderblog

seaside-oracle-slender

Why, hello there. It's nice to see a fellow prophesier. Would you like to play a game of cards?

-@fortune-tellerman

Oh hello... yes, I would love that...

fortune-tellerman

Glad to hear it, friend.

*She sits down nearby, and pulls out a deck of cards. as she shuffles and deals them, the first card comes up as The Hanged Man, before quickly changing to a Jack of Clubs.*

seaside-oracle-slender

*she observes, or well, the building itself observes it seems, as she simply looks in tellers general direction. smiling politely*

fortune-tellerman

*As she finishes dealing, she tries to make small talk.*

So, how long have you been here, friend? A century? Two?

seaside-oracle-slender

As long as the tide has carried my lord's word, I have resided within these walls... yourself?

fortune-tellerman

I've been a presence for as long as the humans have tried to predict, to prophesize. I have been called many names over the years, and only one person has every found my true name.

seaside-oracle-slender

pray tell, what is your name? so I may refer to you properly... it's only polite...

*she smiles more warmly and hovers her hand over the ace of spades card, picking it up to "look" at as sea spoke*

fortune-tellerman

...I suppose it would be the polite thing to do...

I am Phitune. It's nice to finally meet you.

#slenderblr #slenderblog #slendblr #slenderposting #//ooc: not my favorite name but it'll grow on me

seaside-oracle-slender

Why, hello there. It's nice to see a fellow prophesier. Would you like to play a game of cards?

-@fortune-tellerman

Oh hello... yes, I would love that...

fortune-tellerman

Glad to hear it, friend.

*She sits down nearby, and pulls out a deck of cards. as she shuffles and deals them, the first card comes up as The Hanged Man, before quickly changing to a Jack of Clubs.*

seaside-oracle-slender

*she observes, or well, the building itself observes it seems, as she simply looks in tellers general direction. smiling politely*

fortune-tellerman

*As she finishes dealing, she tries to make small talk.*

So, how long have you been here, friend? A century? Two?

seaside-oracle-slender

As long as the tide has carried my lord's word, I have resided within these walls... yourself?

fortune-tellerman

I've been a presence for as long as the humans have tried to predict, to prophesize. I have been called many names over the years, and only one person has every found my true name.

#slenderblr #slenderblog #slendblr #slenderposting

seaside-oracle-slender

Why, hello there. It's nice to see a fellow prophesier. Would you like to play a game of cards?

-@fortune-tellerman

Oh hello... yes, I would love that...

fortune-tellerman

Glad to hear it, friend.

*She sits down nearby, and pulls out a deck of cards. as she shuffles and deals them, the first card comes up as The Hanged Man, before quickly changing to a Jack of Clubs.*

seaside-oracle-slender

*she observes, or well, the building itself observes it seems, as she simply looks in tellers general direction. smiling politely*

fortune-tellerman

*As she finishes dealing, she tries to make small talk.*

So, how long have you been here, friend? A century? Two?

#slenderblr #slenderblog #slendblr #slenderposting

seaside-oracle-slender

Why, hello there. It's nice to see a fellow prophesier. Would you like to play a game of cards?

-@fortune-tellerman

Oh hello... yes, I would love that...

fortune-tellerman

Glad to hear it, friend.

*She sits down nearby, and pulls out a deck of cards. as she shuffles and deals them, the first card comes up as The Hanged Man, before quickly changing to a Jack of Clubs.*

#slenderblr #slenderblog #slendblr #slenderposting

tboys

i never fuck with skinny bitches cause what if she starts talking about her pages

#I predict lots of backlash from slenders #slendblr #slenderblog #slenderposting #slendlr

crazyintheeast

Predictions for August 2024:

August 3rd: Kamala Harris has a highly publicised meeting with Taylor Swift were they publicly discuss politics with Swift showing surprising knowledge and eloquence . This is followed by very serious speculation from several outlets that Swift will be chosen to run as VP as a way to attract young voters . This is of course not true but a tactic from the Harris campaign to increase visibility with young people to and to bait Trump

August 5th: Trump takes the bait and launches into a truly vile attack on Taylor Swift

August 12th: An angry mob of Taylor Swift fans numbering in the hundreds storms a Trump meet and greet and following Dutch tradition they lynch him publicly and then cannibalise his body

August 20th: Yellowjackets and several others shows that feature cannibalism are cancelled because it’s considered insensitive in light of an US President becoming victim of cannibalism

August 30th : Brazil does extremely well at the Olympics