It was a dark, stormy night. I'd taken a creative writing class!

star, he/him, fanfic writer/meme and art reblogger

[hotvampireadjacent]

[extrathicccarlwheezer]

the gif is even funnier

[jame7t]

we like to joke here but let’s be serious: Yoda deserved to be blasted apart (into smithereens) for lots of things, despite his wisdom

[cryptotheism]

What's actually crazy is they blasted him apart every day but he used the force to keep his smithereens together.

[jame7t]

he cant do it forever. 1 like = 1 prayer to separate a smithereen

[stealmyheartaway]

paws at you. whines at you. awouf

[stealmyheartaway]

awrruf... c'mere

[stealmyheartaway]

rrawrf

[yugirimistwalker]

Little wolf youre our last hope... our best driver just had a tummy ache

You are our last hope to win the Daytona 500...!

[bluesturngold]

aw fuck *fastens seatbelt*

[depsidase]

[randomencounters]

Place: archipelago of small islands, if only there was a way to figure out which was the one where a famed pirate had stashed his booty

[aranzi-aronzo-wisdom]

[corrya]

I think about this like once a day

[vaspider]

I have heard a variant on it that I really like: "You cannot hate yourself into someone you can love."

[tmbgareok]

[armengoldira]

The Panama Canal

[galaxywarp]

obsessed w this fucking tweet

[redstonedust]

theres an assumption that if an alien has an alien gender system they wouldnt understand homophobia but maybe they just have their own more complex version of homophobia. alien society with eight genders and a horribly complex web of what is considered socially acceptable that makes the gender binary look like easy mode. i'm inventing homophobia 2 and it's terrible.

[awoooniper]

back on the path of the wolf

[utopians]

on a similar note, working an office job has me thinking a lot abt the weird dissonance between the projected disembodied identity of the Professional and the reality of a person as like. an oozing sweating animal. like you think abt it enough and the whole building starts to feel like a lot of dogs wearing collared shirts

[queerpyracy]

I keep getting in trouble for referring to my spouse as 'my woman.' That's who she is to me--wanch ngatharam, and I'm pam nungantam, her man. Apparently that bit of paleo-misogyny loses something in translation for the metro middle-class people I'm attempting to mingle with lately, so I've had to alter my language and start saying 'my spouse.' The problem lies in the cultural baggage that comes with the possessive form in English grammar, and with the language of property law. In our Aboriginal communities, when people first meet you they will often ask, 'Who own you?' This doesn't signify a property relation--it is all about what groups, pairs and lands you belong to in your relationships, which are governed collectively. Belonging and ownership means something completely different from possession in our world. It means being in relation to family and community and place. Your belongings are not your property, but your connections. This worldview is not very compatible with the political economies, legal systems and marketplaces we must interact with to survive.

Tyson Yunkaporta, Right Story, Wrong Story

[things-that-are-not-true]

i created a new type of dog called a slunge

[butt-rice]

are they a good slunge?

[things-that-are-not-true]

i bred them to have a wicked and sinful nature

[feldfrog]

I have a jar at home that has my grandpa's smithereens

[threedollarsdotcom]

hr says we gotta start doing kissing girls training

[v35heh]

[ozara13]