haven't you noticed we're a protagonist short?

"and i suppose it's because i come from gloucestershire," said emma, "that i have a tendency to call a scheming bitch a scheming bitch."

[fotheringhay]

I got new followers!

Hi I'm Jezz and this is my fic and this is my dog:

[fotheringhay]

Coming back to Tumblr after two years away to say that I've been watching Sorted Food videos religiously and the absolute lack of "James letting the others do whatever they want to him" content is a crime

[fotheringhay]

Mr cunnilingus champion

[fotheringhay]

GOOD BOY RHETT

[fotheringhay]

Jessie is going to kill him 😂

[fotheringhay]

LINK NO

[fotheringhay]

Link, I have some excellent fanfic that you can get ideas from

[fotheringhay]

Jessie: you just wait until you get home, you oversized string bean

[leelaihardly]

[fotheringhay]

One of my freelancers just added me on LinkedIn as Link began ass-eating

[peachworthy-deactivated20250702]

you’re welcome.

[fotheringhay]

"don't tell me how to suck your nipples!"

[fotheringhay]

"if I'm going to suck your nipples, you can't talk to me like that!"

[fotheringhay]

Is it Good Mythical Evening if Josh isn't shirtless and greased up at some point.

[fotheringhay]

Gracie just gave a tiny howl in her sleep

[fotheringhay]

OMG EMILY I LOVE YOU

[fotheringhay]

Take those dicks out of your ears and tell me that you love me