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igneousjazz (plots)

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goosefanblog replied to your post: that was a hell of a horse race today. did y’all...

i forgot about it and missed it except for the 20 minutes of replays and confusion

yeah the drama afterward was wild

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paralamar replied to your post “that was a hell of a horse race today. did y’all see that?”

what does this mean

the kentucky derby was today, doodle

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that was a hell of a horse race today. did y’all see that?

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igotwildthots replied to your post “as long as i can remember, i’ve been bringing my neighbors’ trash cans...”

wonder what they'll say if you keepdoing it anyway.

they’ll be happy to know i’m about to leave the country for a month

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dieorskate replied to your post “as long as i can remember, i’ve been bringing my neighbors’ trash cans...”

quit hitting on his wife god

honestly i think that was most of the problem, even though i didn’t see or talk to her.

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as long as i can remember, i’ve been bringing my neighbors’ trash cans in from the curb when i bring mine in. it’s a habit at this point. in all the places i’ve lived, i always bring their cans in from the curb after the trash gets picked up. just seems like a nice thing to do. anyway, the house next to me in LA recently changed hands and the new people moved in last weekend. yesterday i brought their can in from the curb for them. today the husband came over to my house to tell me his wife thought it was weird. good first impression. 

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@fkatwogs @keyedorable @paralamar i have never once in my life been mean to a raccoon and i do agree that they’re cute, but i maintain that they’re assholes.

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that post about raccoons being assholes is true

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rangerandnelson 🌿

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nuphonehudis replied to your post “”

this is so funny but it’s true they look so weird

they’re so fucking useless, dude! the bed of the truck is smaller than the trunk on a fucking toyota corolla

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i know this is the dumbest, whitest thing in the world to get fired up about, but crew cab short bed pickup trucks really grind my gears. every time i see one i just want to key it. so fucking useless.

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i found out last year that i don’t actually like potatoes, i just like the stuff we put on potatoes. i thought we all agreed that potatoes taste like dirt and they’re really not that great, we just like the cheese and butter and stuff that goes with them. but when i brought it up to my friends i got harassed for it (and still do). so apparently it’s just me. i stand by it. potatoes aren’t that great.

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when i was a kid i was obsessed with indiana jones and my dad found me a hat like his and i never took that thing off for like three years

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my life goal is to visit every country before i die and i’m gettin’ close (to visiting them all, not to dying. i hope.)

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i’ve got two pups, romeo and darlene. i’ve had romeo for years now, but we picked up darlene in the middle of the desert last year. she was sitting on the side of the road like she was waiting for us, and then she came into our lives and immediately started bossing us boys around.

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guckysock replied to your post “if you eat a whole bag of them fun size snickers bars it doesn’t count...”

stop making excuses

it doesn’t count!

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if you eat a whole bag of them fun size snickers bars it doesn’t count because you didn’t eat a normal size one