Go Away

a cringy archive of my high school years trying to be funny

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Dab

Me'me by me. Full song: https://soundcloud.com/depseco/dab

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Choose your fighter

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Something ain't right

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Does lightning McQueen get car insurance or health insurance?

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Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they’re just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph’s or Food 4 Less and while he’s cooking those the white mom comes out and says “okay kids, here’s some pizza!” And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a “fun pizza” and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she’s a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don’t care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten “fun pizza” and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn’t and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her “fun pizza”

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I honestly can’t tell if OP is overly familiar with or not the least bit knowledgeable about white suburban existence because honestly this post is simultaneously such a grotesque caricature that it ceases to be recognizable as any kind of human experience and yet also rings so true that it’s eerie.

But I suppose if I saw a picture of that “fun pizza” without context I’d fucking lose what slippery grip I have on my sanity too.

[gitiguh]

to everyone asking us: thanks for the love. we’re going thru a lot on our end, and as a result, have been inactive. we’ll try our best to get on track.

btw: 9802 followers!!!

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i went through that guys blog and the whole thing is him trying to be cool by insulting people and saying fans deserve to be hanged im thinking he's a troll though

yeah, i figured. He’s really bad at being shocking

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What the hell is that guy's problem?

just an edgy bad art blog (mostly likely a troll) who thinks hes cool for “calling people out.” Hes trying to do some shock value type bs and its not really working

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what even is college

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A paradise that requires your education even though you are female and millenial females lack in education. -Mod Queer

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Chill???

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When you forget to run your blog because you’re a working adult trying to figure out life

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It’s best if you actually do your fucking adult life instead of explaining how much you want to keep milking this blog while also explaining it in a shitty gif from an even shittier show. -Mod Queer

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Lol ok mate

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spirit 2002: story of freedom and independence along with the plight of Native Americans against european colonialism and genocide.

netflix:…….horse girls?

dont worry it premiers in november 2017 but they already began making toys

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And we thought 2017 would be better

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IT’S MY BIRTHDAY

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Or you could... you know, not make fun of children on the Internet. You can really hurt people with this kind of thing. Why not try making some kids days by sharing a kind comment on some of there art?

actually, a most of the people I feature are adults surprisingly. I give credit to children cause kids are dumb and draw dumb things, i certainly did. But when some draws like this who is older than the age of 20, its way funnier and disgusting

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The infinitive ship

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Underneath the Mistletoe #7 and 8 by-  SHREKRULEZ

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