[spelldealer]

me in five years when i still don’t have my life together:

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

It's been 5 years.

[meanya]

[iheartvelma]

This window cat seat comes with a legend to identify the current occupant.

[marisatomay]

The thing is lads I cannot think of a better use for my tax dollars than feeding children. I want my taxes to give the single mother of three healthcare. I want my taxes to take care of the elderly and the disabled. I don’t care if they’re citizens or legal residents or whatever. I want my taxes to help people. Because we’re trying to live in a goddamn society. Instead my taxes go towards bombing schools and hospitals and refugee camps. Billions and billions sent to proxy wars. And still people quibble over whether we should feed children. What are we doing here. Feed the kids.

[exitwound]

[ferretix]

[mangowerm]

[beepost-generator]

YOU SHAVED THEM?!?

[cassandrasimplex]

Sending this post the bill for the hernia surgery I laughed myself into needing

[caats]

[viking-raider]

[dancing-in-the-rain-1104]

There’s just something special about Charlotte referring to Tessa as “MY poor Tessa” in the infirmary in Clockwork Prince.

I mean, Tessa just lost someone who was supposed to be her brother, and she lost the idea of him long ago, now here Charlotte steps in into her typical role of “big sister” to fill in that gap as best as she can, and she isn’t even trying to REPLACE anybody; she just cares for them all so so much.

We also see this with Charlotte stepping into a similar role with Will. Tragic, broken little Will who just lost an elder sibling. And here is Charlotte, trying to help him out despite his odd behavior.

Jesus, I love Charlotte Fairchild

[catchymemes]

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

I feel like a lot of people don’t quite get what a butler is. The role tends to get rounded off to ‘male servant’ pretty regularly in some media, whereas actually butlers are typically not just servants but chief servants. The butler was generally in charge of either all male servants or just all servants, period, in the household of an aristocrat or other very wealthy person. This meant that butlers have often been fairly powerful and influential people, and sometimes even had a manservant or two of their own.

(Also, fun fact: Mary Roberts Rinehart, the early 20th century mystery writer who is widely credited with popularizing the whole ‘the butler did it’ trope was nearly murdered by one of her own servants, a chef whom she had passed over for promotion to butler. He came at her with a pistol, but it jammed, allowing her chauffeur time to wrestle it away and restrain him.)

[voxette-vk]

You didn’t answer the key question things brings up: did she popularize the trope before or after the would-be butler tried to kill her?

[booksandchainmail]

according to wikipedia, before

[decepticonsensual]

There’s something glorious about the fact that the author who popularised “the butler did it” had a servant who a) failed to become the butler and then b) failed to do it.

[stele3]

If he’d been butler material, he’d have finished the job.

[lezbians]

nothing like rereading a book you loved when you were younger only to realize the author can't write

[lezbians]

[rylandsgrace]

Barbie (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

[crazycatsiren]

No no you don't understand! I want to watch this show/movie, read this book, listen to this podcast, etc.! But I must be in the right mindset and the exact head space to begin, or I just can't!

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I'm not ALLOWED to enjoy it yet, I'm not ALLOWED!!!

[pnw-forest-side]

Some damage from the winter storms - cycle of life

[animentality]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

love the red on this one. real

[thedankmemes]

[catchymemes]