Vi

Yeah this is kinda basically my spam acc atp

[glowingconstellation]

Are you gay?

No Im as straight as a ruler 📏 obviously

[glowingconstellation]

I don’t think that Simon as a character would be a mechanic or a pilot. He continuously chooses not to read the manual and its shown he knows jack about tech with the computer scene and like him piloting the submarine is just him forcing the gear to be at its fastest setting possible. I do think he might be slightly better than grace at piloting perhaps, but by any means he’s not this omg wow gee wiz guy when it comes to being a pilot. The hobbies id give him instead would easily be something like gardening or make him a fan of astronomy his stars were dead id think hed be fascinated by them and while i know a lot of people make him a gardener i feel like people dont expand enough on other hobbies or ideas if youre unsure make something up have him like baking or have him enjoy something he never would have known before make him a movie buff make him into videogames make him like romcoms idk jf id do that but again its your story not mine do what you want

[inprogresspleasewait]

Simon needs to win the sexyman contest because honestly that would be the funniest most chaotic option because Markiplier would find out immediately and that sounds like the funniest outcome here

[beanfreak]

has tumblr seen this photo that james ortiz posted of himself holding rocky because oh my god

that’s his real son that he gave birth to. grace better watch out bc james is about to steal the title of rocky’s number one fan

[quartermastr]

I have a headcanon that the Skittles and Twizzlers on board The Hail Mary were put there per Carl's request.

Just the mental image of Carl watching Grace get transported after being sedated. A man, who prior to that moment, his most vivid memory consists of them finding world changing discoveries with plywood, duck tape, and copious amounts of sour skittles. A man who he associates with the exhilarating feeling of wonder and life. A teacher teaching, a scientist finding, a man living.

But suddenly, that's not his most vivid memory. Suddenly, what first comes to mind when he thinks of Dr. Ryland Grace is the image of him running away, of chasing him through the compound, of the look on his face when they do inevitably catch up to him. He can't hear the excited laughter of the previous memories without them eliciting the desperate pleas for life.

I wonder if he ever gets to see the videos. How would he feel if he knew that his name was the first one that Grace remembers. Foggy like the thing he misses most about earth.

Genuinely, can't stop thinking about how his name is Carl, like the fog that covers San Francisco is named Karl, and Grace misses the fog. I'm gonna be ill.

[do-not-u-dare]

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

[thereareotherways-ofpersuasion]

i love how everyone's opinion of ryland grace's sexuality is

completely aroace

gay for rock

gay for rock x2

gay for markiplier

gay for the antagonist of his (headcannoned) twin brother's movie

boytoy for Eva Stratt

edit: and also

gay for his bodyguard turned bestfriend

gay for tony fucking stark

gay for david tennant (dr. who edition)

gay for david tennant (good omens edition)

[guerrillatech]

[audible-smiles]

People die on the job every summer. Remember that water and shade breaks are crucial when working in the heat, and calling emergency services for signs of serious heat illness (fatigue, nausea/vomiting, headaches, dizziness, clammy skin, confusion, agitation, slurred speech, high body temperature, rapid heart rate, etc.) is entirely appropriate. If you’re afraid to call 911 for reasons such as being undocumented, you’ll need to get very familiar with how to prevent, recognize, and treat heat illness. If you are symptomatic and not allowed a break, water, or medical treatment, walk out. No matter how broke you are, your job is not worth your life.

[ominous-signs]

Official please put yourself first sign

[unfiltereddddmess]

[nebulonvoid]

One thing that I've noticed and appreciate about the PHM fandom is how much Grace gets passed around like a blunt.

That man is every color of the rainbow.

The man gets taken out of his fandom just to be passed around like a blunt in other fandoms.

He is the most aroace and pansexual agender man I have ever seen.

So far the running list that I've seen:

Rocky

Simon

Adrian

Carl

Rocky and Adrian

Stratt

Dubois and Shapiro (do not separate them, they come as a pair)

Ilyukhina

Yáo

Dimitri

Dr. Lokken

Tom Ryder

Driver from Drive (2011)???

Engineer Mark from In Space With Markiplier?

Din Djarin????????

Rocky again, but instead he looks like James Ortiz (i love seeing this one actually lol) (it's also good if human!Adrian looks like Meryl Streep)

More Markiplier????

Mark Watney

The 9th Doctor???

The 10th Doctor???

The 12th Doctor as well???

Like, let the man breathe 😭😭😭 he's practically just stumbling around, dazed, with a crazy amount of comical lipstick marks covering his face at this point lol

Edit: I've been told to add Tony Stark to the list. I don't know how this man got here, and I hate that I can see it

Edit 2: apparently I should also add Superman to this list??? Where are you all getting these ideas from??? (But, please, continue. I like wherever your crazy little brain's at)

Edit 3: okay, yeah, I guess Armando's on this list now. Didn't know that this guy was that freaky. (Also, apparently I need to add the three Captain Americas (Steve, John, Sam) which is kind crazy ngl. Where are all getting all these ideas from??? Please continue making Grace the fandom blunt, this is entertaining)

[historia-is-a-cool-name]

I need a bloodymary fic where Yao and Ilyukihna survived and are very amused by Grace and Simon dancing around each other.

They may or may not be making bets with Rocky about when the two will finally get together.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[glowingconstellation]

Your reminder that youtubers aren’t your friends, actors aren’t your friends, authors are not your friends, and CELEBRITIES ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS.

I‘ll say it like it is, you may know a lot about them, where they live, their names, their favorite color, what games they play, BUT they don’t know you they don’t know your name or anything about you. You cant trust everything they say with no fact checking and you cant get all up in their business why are you trying to figure out if this person you don’t know is pregnant or if they are gay or anything about them.

I get that social media,podcasts, videos interviews, and so on can create the illusion of a relationship but there is none. Its just a parasocial relationship and weird behavior. Don’t be weird and don’t trust everything somebody famous says or does.

[weepingchoir]

you have a disgusting storytelling addiction

[atlas-prime]

It’s true. It goes back a long way, too. It all started when…

[spider-starry]

Babe are you okay? You barely objectified that pathetic man today.

[biocrafthero]

perceived skill

[beam-me-up-daddy]

Witch Hat Atelier au anyone??

I just finished the manga the other day and I know I’m not the first one to do this, but I just had to design their outfits! Simon’s scalewolf cloak helps him hide his monsterous nature, the tattoo of Eden on his neck had unintended consequences. Grace is doing everything in his power to cure Simon before the Knights Moralis discover him.